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Re: What inanimate object would you choose to be? [Re: Adden]
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S_2 said:
centrum said:
barnacles are such a dope animal.  They are probably the most inanimate animals you can find.


What about zooplankton? They don't do shit.



Other than get eaten by coral and fish larvae. Being a zooplankton would suck balls.

And if I was a barnacle I would totally be on a sea turtle. They do cooler stuff like eat sea grass and jellyfish and go on land to lay eggs. Whales just swim in open blue nothingness and eat a bunch of boring ass krill. Krill doesn't taste that bad though, I've eaten it. And I got 10 dollars.

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Re: What inanimate object would you choose to be? [Re: Gumby]
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someone already said a guitar. so maybe a bra?

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Re: What inanimate object would you choose to be? [Re: bloomersooner]
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bloomersooner said:
someone already said a guitar. so maybe a bra?


definitely, but only if it's this girl's bra:



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Re: What inanimate object would you choose to be? *DELETED* [Re: chobumms]
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Re: What inanimate object would you choose to be? [Re: sam.larone]
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maybe needs a little more meat on those ribs. probably just her posture

edit: i just now noticed the thumbnail is more boney than the full size.

Edited by bloomersooner (03/18/09 12:08 AM)

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Re: What inanimate object would you choose to be? [Re: filthee]
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do weiners count as inanimate objects?


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Re: What inanimate object would you choose to be? [Re: bloomersooner]
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I dunno about you, but I'm in no position to be picky about anything on her.

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Re: What inanimate object would you choose to be? [Re: chobumms]
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chobumms said:
bloomersooner said:
someone already said a guitar. so maybe a bra?


definitely, but only if it's this girl's bra:




i remember that chick from the naked ladies thread.  gahhhhhhhhhh..... if i could sex her proper, i'd die happy.


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Re: What inanimate object would you choose to be? [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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dude everything is mooooving.

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Re: What inanimate object would you choose to be? [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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i think everyone would


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Re: What inanimate object would you choose to be? [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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tiny_rabid_birds said:
chobumms said:
bloomersooner said:
someone already said a guitar. so maybe a bra?


definitely, but only if it's this girl's bra:




i remember that chick from the naked ladies thread.  gahhhhhhhhhh..... if i could sex her proper, i'd die happy.


I'm in no position to complain either. I would fuck the psilocybin out of her.

and my wife wouldn't know, cuz she made an account here and never utilizes it.


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Re: What inanimate object would you choose to be? [Re: Calix]
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the universe. ha!

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Re: What inanimate object would you choose to be? [Re: The_Ghost]
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Liz vicious' dildo.

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Re: What inanimate object would you choose to be? [Re: vigilant_mind]
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vigilant_mind said:
Liz vicious' dildo.


oh man, you win.

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Re: What inanimate object would you choose to be? [Re: vigilant_mind]
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a rock doesnt have to be big or small but it must heat up


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Re: What inanimate object would you choose to be? [Re: chobumms]
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I'm in no position to complain either. I would fuck the psilocybin out of her.

and my wife wouldn't know, cuz she made an account here and never utilizes it.


my girl would be the one doing her. im blessed lol

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Re: What inanimate object would you choose to be? [Re: Konyap]
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An asteroid...get to see the universe in its entirety over trillions of years :smile:


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Re: What inanimate object would you choose to be? [Re: The_Ghost]
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Her dildo.


But really i would want to be a photon, and able to maintain what ever 'consciousness' i have as that photon is converted into other forms of energy/matter.

Endless pieces of consciousness, and eternal life, but i would need to have the ability to 'die' if i wanted to/ needed to.

No matter what form i am, i would never want to live forever.


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