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What inanimate object would you choose to be?
    #9991844 -

Well?


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Re: What inanimate object would you choose to be? [Re: The_Ghost]
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a bike seat?

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Re: What inanimate object would you choose to be? [Re: The_Ghost]
    #9991859 -

a dildo...then again, only if I could choose my owner.


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Re: What inanimate object would you choose to be? [Re: tpihkal]
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Inanimate objects cannot "be"

This is a trick question,

I'm onto you, and not in a gay way!


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: What inanimate object would you choose to be? [Re: filthee]
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an F-22


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"Im too drunk to taste this chicken"


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Re: What inanimate object would you choose to be? [Re: tpihkal]
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if i had a choice.. maybe something useful like a wrench


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Re: What inanimate object would you choose to be? [Re: EternalCowabunga]
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Pine Tree


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.


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Edited by AnonymousRabbit (05/19/22 12:08 AM)

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Re: What inanimate object would you choose to be? [Re: Gr33nTree73]
    #9991893 -

youd smell sweet hangin from my revision mirror

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Re: What inanimate object would you choose to be? [Re: filthee]
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a satellite orbiting the Earth.. think of the view, and how many sunrises sunsets you might see in a day... oh and don't forget the aliens...


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Re: What inanimate object would you choose to be? [Re: AnonymousRabbit]
    #9991900 -

a shooting star


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3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.
   

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Re: What inanimate object would you choose to be? [Re: The_Ghost]
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Fossilized imprint of a fern.

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Re: What inanimate object would you choose to be? [Re: kikthecan]
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A single carbon atom.


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Re: What inanimate object would you choose to be? [Re: kikthecan]
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kikthecan said:
a shooting star



touche.. i like.. but it sounds pretty animate


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Re: What inanimate object would you choose to be? [Re: The_Ghost]
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a seven piece chicken nugget and a switchblade


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Re: What inanimate object would you choose to be? [Re: Head Space]
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the only shooting stars i've seen were stars that were not actually moving


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3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.
   

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Re: What inanimate object would you choose to be? [Re: filthee]
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some hot chicks pipe. and she can hit this all day. :wink:

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Re: What inanimate object would you choose to be? [Re: Adden]
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S_2 said:
Fossilized imprint of a fern.



:lol:

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Re: What inanimate object would you choose to be? [Re: filthee]
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:confused:

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Re: What inanimate object would you choose to be? [Re: Adden]
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S_2 said:
:confused:



me too,i thought you were joking

thats like being a space

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