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Pee question
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How come when I pee in a urinal my stream always makes a pretty loud sound, but I can't hear anyone else's?

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Re: Pee question [Re: Epigallo]
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do you mean a loud sound when it hits the water?

other people may pee against the sides of the bowl and not directly into the water.

Peeing into the water = I am Man! hear me pee!

Peeing on sides of bowl = stealth mode


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Re: Pee question [Re: boxcarguy07]
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hm well no, I think I pee on the ceramic part

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Re: Pee question [Re: Epigallo]
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then i don't know what to tell ya :shrug:

good luck finding the answer to your question :mariopeace:

:grin:


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:musicnote:Music doesn't stop at the ears when it begins at the heart.:musicnote:


:psychsplit:"Sit in reverie and watch the changing color of the waves that break upon the idle seashore of the mind."
            -Henry Wadsworth Longfellow:psychsplit:

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Re: Pee question [Re: boxcarguy07]
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who has a foreskin?

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Re: Pee question [Re: druqs]
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maybe the curvature of the  urinal creates a satellite dish effect

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Re: Pee question [Re: Epigallo]
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its because youre the only one actually taking a piss. everyone else is just acting like they are, to be able to stand there and watch you piss. yes, its a huge conspiracy!


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If you want to get a hold of me, my email address is in my profile. Just click on my screen name. I got banned from using private messages cause I didn't follow the rules... :frown:

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Re: Pee question [Re: PilzeEssen]
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PilzeEssen said:
its because youre the only one actually taking a piss. everyone else is just acting like they are, to be able to stand there and watch you piss. yes, its a huge conspiracy!


I concur. There's always a conspiracy to be had!


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Re: Pee question [Re: thefiendhitman]
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Well I think others pee against the sides of the porcelain. This is so they don't offend anyone with the pee noise they make. I do it too in public places out of courtesy.

Now if others would have the same courtesy and WASH THEIR HANDS...


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Re: Pee question [Re: Wapakz]
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:rofl:


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Re: Pee question [Re: Wapakz]
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Here's a question to mull over...
You walk into the bathroom, pee, and the automatic flusher takes care of itself.
So if all you touch is your dick, do you wash your hands before peeing, and protect your dick from the world?
or do you wash your hands afterwards, and protect the world from your dick? :strokebeard:

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Re: Pee question [Re: Epigallo]
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Pissing Volume Factors:
force of Stream
Thickness of Stream
Acoustics of Urine Receptacle
Your Height
where you Aim
The Level of Water

Many different keys to piss in.


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Re: Pee question [Re: Epigallo]
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You're suffering from lead poisoning, and its making you urine heavy.


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Re: Pee question [Re: blewmeanie]
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fuckin hate ricocheting piss when i have a fast burst.


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Re: Pee question [Re: Epigallo]
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bradley said:
Here's a question to mull over...
You walk into the bathroom, pee, and the automatic flusher takes care of itself.
So if all you touch is your dick, do you wash your hands before peeing, and protect your dick from the world?
or do you wash your hands afterwards, and protect the world from your dick? :strokebeard:


:rofl:

A+.


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Re: Pee question [Re: deCypher]
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It's all about angles.

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Re: Pee question [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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This thread is full of win and I just wanted to be a part of it. :shrug:

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Re: Pee question [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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When I shit it sounds like a foghorn. What should I do? Is this normal?

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Re: Pee question [Re: iamconfused]
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iamconfused said:
When I shit it sounds like a foghorn. What should I do? Is this normal?


It just means your not pushing hard enough.


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God takes those closest to us, because it makes him feel better about himself. He is a very vengeful God. He's all pissed off about something we did thousands of years ago. He just can't get over it, so he doesn't care who he takes. Children, puppies, it don't matter to him, so long as it makes us sad.

Why does God give us anything?

Look at it this way: if you want to make a baby cry, first you give it a lollipop. Then you take it away. If you never give it a lollipop to begin with, it would have nothin' to cry about. That's like God, who gives us life and love and help just so that he can tear it all away and make us cry, so he can drink the sweet milk of our tears. You see, it's our tears, Stan, that give God his great power.

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Re: Pee question [Re: Epigallo]
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bradley said:
Here's a question to mull over...
You walk into the bathroom, pee, and the automatic flusher takes care of itself.
So if all you touch is your dick, do you wash your hands before peeing, and protect your dick from the world?
or do you wash your hands afterwards, and protect the world from your dick? :strokebeard:


i have this same question! my dick is cleaner than my hands. you should be washing your dick after you pee. my shits constantly covered by clothing unless im naked. my hands? probably the dirtiest part of my body!

i DONT wash my hands after i pee... thats right, i said it. and i meant it.
so fuck off you haters of the non-washers.
i use my elbows to flush, or my foot if its a toilet, so all i touch is my massive penis.

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