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Protecting America?s Children
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In this day in age safety is on everyone?s mind. Protecting America?s children seems to be a top priority. Some parents won?t even let their children play in their own front yard after school these days. So the question I have is this; If you are all so overly paranoid about your children, then why advertise where they go to school?
Ok, pictures this. I am a pedophile and I am looking for my next victim. Outside the store I see a pretty little 7-year-old, pig tails and all. I follow her and her mom to their car and what do I see? PROUD PARENT OF A DAILEY ELEMNTRY HONOR ROLL STUDANT. Must be my lucky day.
Now how about this scenario. You have just cut me off and I am a mad man. I am really pissed off, but I left my gun at home. MY CHILD IS A Columbine HIGH SCHOOL HONOR ROLL STUDANT. Guess you know where I will be taking my guns.
The fact is no one is safe. It could always be you who is next to get screwed over in this melting pot of violence and hatred. All I am saying is maybe it?s not such a good idea to brag about your kids. He or she no doubt stole the sticker from someone smart.


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Re: Protecting America’s Children [Re: DragonEyes]
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Fuck America's children.. fuck them right in the ass.


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Re: Protecting America’s Children [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
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"you lint infested bastard"

I could do a whole subject just on that phrase but instead I will just tell you to seek help.


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Re: Protecting America’s Children [Re: DragonEyes]
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I love you. :smile:


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.

:heart: :todcasil: :heart:

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Re: Protecting America’s Children [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
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Oh how nice  :grin:


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Re: Protecting America’s Children [Re: DragonEyes]
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:grin:

I really do. I'm a loving person, honest.


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.

:heart: :todcasil: :heart:

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Re: Protecting America’s Children [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
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It seems I have made contact with one of the tribe. She speaks in a strange language of little happy faced men. I am trying to learn the ways of these people so I can one day join the tribe and live in harmony with all of life?s creatures. Perhaps I should roll on my back and let her sniff me. Then again that sound extremely bi-sexual and she may not be into that kind of thing.


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Re: Protecting America’s Children [Re: DragonEyes]
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KEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKE!!!

:shocked: :blush: :blush: :grin: 


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.

:heart: :todcasil: :heart:

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Re: Protecting America’s Children [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #976813 -

I think that was a step backwards


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Re: Protecting America’s Children [Re: DragonEyes]
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Most likely.


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.

:heart: :todcasil: :heart:

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Re: Protecting America’s Children [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
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im that soccer mom cutting you off


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Re: Protecting America’s Children [Re: pezbomb]
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But I don't drive...


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.

:heart: :todcasil: :heart:

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Re: Protecting America’s Children [Re: pezbomb]
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I am the lunatic that screams profanities at soccer moms before cutting them off and slamming on my brakes.

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Re: Protecting America’s Children [Re: DragonEyes]
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In reply to:
Perhaps I should roll on my back and let her sniff me.




Me,Me,Me, I'll sniff you.

I love children, they're delicious!!



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Shur drinkin kils brane sells--but only the week ones!!

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Re: Protecting America's Children [Re: pezbomb]
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Hey pezbomb, isn't that Toonces the Driving Cat in your avatar? I used to love that show! :grin:

And "Fred Garvin: Male Prostitute" was a great show too! :laugh:

All these classic SNL refs... :cool:


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Re: Protecting America's Children [Re: Papaver]
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Thanks for pointing out toonces in pez's avatar. I love toonces the driving cat. He drives better than I do! :cool:

 


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The above statements are just the incoherent babblings of your friendly neighborhood Cracker!

Shur drinkin kils brane sells--but only the week ones!!

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Re: Protecting America's Children [Re: Fred Garvin]
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Why yes it is toonces! Kind of you to notice. Unfortunately i havent seen toonces in about 4 years, but he sure is hilarious looking! Makes for a great avatar though.


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