Home | Community | Message Board
You are not signed in.
Sign In New Account
Forum Index Search Posts Trusted Vendors Highlights Galleries FAQ User List Chat Store Random Growery


This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.

Community > The Pub
Threaded Mode Threaded  Previous topic Previous  View all topics Index  Next topic Next 

Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1
Donald Drake Presents "SELF-HURT" Programs. (How to be a Loser)
    #9717533 -

Wobbly A. Productions is going to release
a set of "Self-Hurt" Programs to combat
"Self-Help" programs. Competition's a bitch!
Here is an excerpt from the Guide:
"How to be a Loser for Dummies, you idiot"



So you want to be a loser, huh?
Chances are you're probably not too far away
and need a push in the right direction.
So think of this article as a means to finally
start pissing yourself from self-loathing.

Then these words are for you, to show you
THE WAY on how to succeed on being unsuccessful.
These are tips I personally learned from
other Winners (Winner is used ultra-sarcastically
here)...so next time you are own in the dumps, thank
me for getting you there! Fabulous!

Tip#1: Start trying to feel shameful about everything you do, and you'll be crying as you eat in no time!
Feel ashamed of feeling ashamed! Also, do things you
should really be ashamed of, such as killing dogs,
pushing old ladies down stairs and leaving negative feedback to ggod sellers on Ebay. That way, when
the shame fairy comes around, She'll be having seconds...or thirds!

Tip#2: Stop feeling good about yourself-Why bother
trying when this existence is limited to a life span and 3-Dimensions.  I've talked to many losers and they all have this is common. No confidence. I'm giving YOU the CONFIDENCE not to have any right now.
And when you get that confidence, you should feel ashamed of yourself.

Tip#3: Pissing yourself publicly is a good way
to advertise "Hey, I don't care, neither should you and please kill me" While this will guarantee yourself a spot among the burned out stars, it might
have people confuse you with a bum, who will in turn ask you for change. This is where you THE LOSER
tell that ragamuffin' "Get lost I'm a Loser, so please take your successful vagrancy elsewhere"
Then you show him who's boss by asking him if he
can piss all over you. After you wipe his urine from your chin, this is where the shame should kick in.

Tip#4:Giving Up: Is the best way to try at becoming a TRUE loser. What they don't tell you is this
ancient Buddhist secret is also the method to a fast track to Loser-Dom. Who would've knew a traditional
secret to happiness is also the secret for a sure fire way to have a Bum Pissing in your mouth and taking YOUR money when he's done? Pure Genious. Once all hope is lost, and Giving up giving up is not
even an option, you'll be thanking me in spades
as the garbage man mistakes you for a piece of trash. And when you're thanking me-wou guessed it-You should feel ashamed of yourself.

So this concludes a preview to Wobbly A. Production's "Self -Hurt" series.

Questions? Comments? Complaints?
:bongload: time.

I have Team Go Team names!


--------------------

"I'm looking at you looking at it"

SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL PLEASE! www.youtube.com/apollyphelion



Creator of the World's Worst Comic Book

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Donald Drake Presents "SELF-HURT" Programs. (How to be a Loser) [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #9721152 -

Beautiful
Ugly
Maybe
Pornographic...


My before going to work bump.


--------------------

"I'm looking at you looking at it"

SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL PLEASE! www.youtube.com/apollyphelion



Creator of the World's Worst Comic Book

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Donald Drake Presents "SELF-HURT" Programs. (How to be a Loser) [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #16407046 -

Yeah, i'm bumping an old thread, but this made me laugh at a time where i really don't feel like laughing. Good for Drake, it's a good stab at being self hateful. Which you shouldn't start, obviously, but some of us do, and this was a good stab at that. :sun:


--------------------
Will all the big boomers please unveil, please unveil, please unveil.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: Donald Drake Presents "SELF-HURT" Programs. (How to be a Loser) [Re: Hrethic]
    #16407177 -

That'll be 9.95 plus S&H, but I'm really just gonna send you a cum stained napkin, ya jerk.

Thanks for reading!
Honestly
Kidding about you being a jerk.
Not about the cum.


--------------------

"I'm looking at you looking at it"

SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL PLEASE! www.youtube.com/apollyphelion



Creator of the World's Worst Comic Book

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1

Community > The Pub
Threaded Mode Threaded  Previous topic Previous  View all topics Index  Next topic Next 

Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Mexicali Blues (official cowboy song thread)
( 1 2 3 all )		 Ripple 10,993 52 07/09/11 01:17 AM
by ModularMind
* Donald Duck shamantra 909 5 06/11/04 12:27 AM
by KackleDude
* Official Shroomery Shape-Up Program!
( 1 2 3 4 all )		 Delyrium 9,720 70 05/04/04 10:36 PM
by utopianglory
* im so hurt alakona 654 15 04/09/05 02:00 PM
by HELLA_TIGHT
* Donald Trump...stop being such an ass.
( 1 2 all )		 OneMoreRobot3021 4,708 25 05/18/05 04:00 PM
by Trainwreck
* best program to convert video files to dvd format DeadPhan 1,201 7 04/10/05 10:12 PM
by oysterguy63
* .
( 1 2 all )		 z_x_x_z 2,014 32 05/15/05 12:50 PM
by Trainwreck
* LOSER! im going crazy over this brazilian model (CONT? liftedoff420 3,647 13 08/17/03 11:47 PM
by liftedoff420

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
632 topic views. 3 members, 551 guests and 269 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2026 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.024 seconds spending 0.008 seconds on 16 queries.