Weak handshakes. It's like you're holding a dead trout in your hand. Firm grip guys, fuck, it's a handshake, it's what you do. You don't just put your hand in another dude's hand to let him squeeze it (unless that's your thing).
People who cackle. Shit, just laugh.
Fat people who eat terrible food. Those who proceed to take it into the office and scarf it down as loudly and obnoxiously as possible.
People with contact lenses to change their eye color.
People that give you their opinion on a band just because you're wearing the t-shirt. "Do you like them?" No, I fucking hate them, it's why I bought the shirt.
People who ask, "What does your tattoo mean?" and don't give a shit either way.
People who ask if you're a dog or cat person. If they're dog, and you're cat, you better believe you're getting a weird look or a slew of questions. Perhaps a debate.
People who ask if it's nice outside. Go outside.
Stop biting your fingernails, picking at your face/nose, etc.
People who tell you that you should quit smoking. Maybe you should start minding your own business.
People who send read-receipts with their e-mail and then proceed to ask you if you "got that e-mail".
...there are many more...
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