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What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you?
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I asked this in OTD a while back and didnt get much of a response

wondering what everyone does when they are pinching a loaf and get some toilet water on your butthole, sack, gooch, or anywhere in that surrounding area.

Do you clean it off? Soap? just pat it down and forget it ever happened?

Cmon guys. The truth will set you free :heart:

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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: jeep]
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The problem can be solved by putting a layer of toilet paper on the water first.

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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: jeep]
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I just wipe, then wash my hands like normal

Are you aware that any shit in the toilet was previously INSIDE YOUR BODY :shocked:


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Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

:heartpump:

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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: WhiskeyClone]
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did you all know that a computer keyboard is dirtier than a toilet seat ?

:shocked:


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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: Bridgeburner]
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Yes


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Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

:heartpump:

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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: straightedgeLOL]
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straightedgeLOL said:
The problem can be solved by putting a layer of toilet paper on the water first.



Yes I am aware of the "splash guard" tech

Sometimes this is not always effective.

Dont beat around the bush. Just tell us what you would do if you got that water on your taint etc.

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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: Bridgeburner]
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b0red5tiff said:
did you all know that a computer keyboard is dirtier than a toilet seat ?

:shocked:



i was reading that while biting my nails.

i think i'm gonna go wash my hands now..


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open your heart to the Love.
                                          open your mind to the Dream.

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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: McMoney]
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just wipe up and forget it ever happened. itll dry in minutes anyways.


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We are always acting on what has just finished happening. It happened at least 1/30th of a second ago. We think we're in the present, but we aren't. The present we know is only a movie of the past.
Ken Kesey

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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: mentalIMAGE]
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mentalIMAGE said:
just wipe up and forget it ever happened. itll dry in minutes anyways.




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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: Psilo_Subliminal]
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It depends on what was in the toilet when the water splashed me.

Baby wipes rock.


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~The Cultivators Motherload~

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.


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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: Psilo_Subliminal]
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i commend you all for your honesty.
dirty taints 4tw

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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: jeep]
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I had a friend that said if he got splashed he just didn't wipe at all. And he was completely serious.


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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: Jeffedelic]
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yeah ok.
i never wipe my ass, i'm trying to grow mushrooms out of it.

:congrats:


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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: McMoney]
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McMoney said:
yeah ok.
i never wipe my ass, i'm trying to grow mushrooms out of it.

:congrats:


:rofl2: Have fun witht he inoculation! :syringe:


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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: Psilo_Subliminal]
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yeah i'm just gonna put spores in a salt shaker.
then butter my ass up like a large Mcdonalds fry.


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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: McMoney]
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McMoney said:
yeah i'm just gonna put spores in a salt shaker.
then butter my ass up like a large Mcdonalds fry.


Need some help? :naughty:


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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: Psilo_Subliminal]
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oh god.
what do i say to that??  :uhoh:


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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: McMoney]
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:rofl2:


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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: McMoney]
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McMoney said:
oh god.
what do i say to that??  :uhoh:



yes?

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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: Jeffedelic]
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Jeffedelic said:
I had a friend that said if he got splashed he just didn't wipe at all. And he was completely serious.




your friend is sick


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