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OfflineSchwip
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Re: toilet paper poll [Re: Muppet]
    #6718321 - 03/27/07 09:55 PM (17 years, 5 days ago)

I grab handfuls like its going out of style :laugh:

Why have a dirty ass and smelly hands when the TP is so cheap and biodegradable to boot :thumbup:


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Invisibleskeeter
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Re: toilet paper poll [Re: Boom]
    #6718327 - 03/27/07 09:57 PM (17 years, 5 days ago)

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Booooom said:
I get about 4 or 5 squares, wipe, sniff, repeat until paper is clean




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UncleLuke said:
you talking about the child porn? I can explain that... it's my nephew.

stickyicky13 said:
I'm not gay, I'm brittish! you let one guy put his wiener in your bottom and instantly everyone thinks you are a poofta

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Re: toilet paper poll *DELETED* [Re: Muppet]
    #6719105 - 03/28/07 05:52 AM (17 years, 5 days ago)

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Invisibleskeeter
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Re: toilet paper poll [Re: Black_Flag]
    #6720373 - 03/28/07 01:52 PM (17 years, 4 days ago)

Itchy assholes are FUN!


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UncleLuke said:
you talking about the child porn? I can explain that... it's my nephew.

stickyicky13 said:
I'm not gay, I'm brittish! you let one guy put his wiener in your bottom and instantly everyone thinks you are a poofta

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OfflineCubieman420
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Re: toilet paper poll [Re: skeeter]
    #6720489 - 03/28/07 02:27 PM (17 years, 4 days ago)

I have to fold up 2-3 squares (depending on the thickness of the paper) until it is virtually unfoldable. Then I wipe and inspect until the poo is no more. I can't stand the thought of doing a half-ass (:smirk:) wipe and there still being dried shit all over my anus throughout the day, FUCK THAT!


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OfflineAKSE
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Re: toilet paper poll [Re: Cubieman420]
    #6720660 - 03/28/07 03:09 PM (17 years, 4 days ago)

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Cubieman420 said:
I have to fold up 2-3 squares (depending on the thickness of the paper) until it is virtually unfoldable. Then I wipe and inspect until the poo is no more. I can't stand the thought of doing a half-ass (:smirk:) wipe and there still being dried shit all over my anus throughout the day, FUCK THAT!




LOL.  But yes, I follow the same routine.

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