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What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you?
    #9075501 - 10/14/08 11:02 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

I asked this in OTD a while back and didnt get much of a response

wondering what everyone does when they are pinching a loaf and get some toilet water on your butthole, sack, gooch, or anywhere in that surrounding area.

Do you clean it off? Soap? just pat it down and forget it ever happened?

Cmon guys. The truth will set you free :heart:

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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: jeep]
    #9075513 - 10/14/08 11:05 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

The problem can be solved by putting a layer of toilet paper on the water first.

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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: jeep]
    #9075530 - 10/14/08 11:08 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

I just wipe, then wash my hands like normal

Are you aware that any shit in the toilet was previously INSIDE YOUR BODY :shocked:


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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #9075546 - 10/14/08 11:13 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

did you all know that a computer keyboard is dirtier than a toilet seat ?

:shocked:


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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #9075550 - 10/14/08 11:14 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Yes


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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: straightedgeLOL]
    #9075553 - 10/14/08 11:15 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

straightedgeLOL said:
The problem can be solved by putting a layer of toilet paper on the water first.



Yes I am aware of the "splash guard" tech

Sometimes this is not always effective.

Dont beat around the bush. Just tell us what you would do if you got that water on your taint etc.

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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #9075559 - 10/14/08 11:16 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

b0red5tiff said:
did you all know that a computer keyboard is dirtier than a toilet seat ?

:shocked:



i was reading that while biting my nails.

i think i'm gonna go wash my hands now..


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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: McMoney]
    #9075668 - 10/14/08 11:41 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

just wipe up and forget it ever happened. itll dry in minutes anyways.


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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: mentalIMAGE]
    #9075681 - 10/14/08 11:44 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

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mentalIMAGE said:
just wipe up and forget it ever happened. itll dry in minutes anyways.



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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: Psilo_Subliminal]
    #9075687 - 10/14/08 11:46 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

It depends on what was in the toilet when the water splashed me.

Baby wipes rock.


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My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: Psilo_Subliminal]
    #9075688 - 10/14/08 11:46 AM (15 years, 6 months ago)

i commend you all for your honesty.
dirty taints 4tw

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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: jeep]
    #9075795 - 10/14/08 12:10 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

I had a friend that said if he got splashed he just didn't wipe at all. And he was completely serious.


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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: Jeffedelic]
    #9075812 - 10/14/08 12:15 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

yeah ok.
i never wipe my ass, i'm trying to grow mushrooms out of it.

:congrats:


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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: McMoney]
    #9075825 - 10/14/08 12:19 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

McMoney said:
yeah ok.
i never wipe my ass, i'm trying to grow mushrooms out of it.

:congrats:

:rofl2: Have fun witht he inoculation! :syringe:


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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: Psilo_Subliminal]
    #9075828 - 10/14/08 12:21 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

yeah i'm just gonna put spores in a salt shaker.
then butter my ass up like a large Mcdonalds fry.


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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: McMoney]
    #9075861 - 10/14/08 12:29 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

McMoney said:
yeah i'm just gonna put spores in a salt shaker.
then butter my ass up like a large Mcdonalds fry.

Need some help? :naughty:


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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: Psilo_Subliminal]
    #9075869 - 10/14/08 12:30 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

oh god.
what do i say to that??  :uhoh:


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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: McMoney]
    #9075872 - 10/14/08 12:31 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

:rofl2:


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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: McMoney]
    #9076015 - 10/14/08 01:06 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

McMoney said:
oh god.
what do i say to that??  :uhoh:



yes?

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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: Jeffedelic]
    #9076034 - 10/14/08 01:10 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

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Jeffedelic said:
I had a friend that said if he got splashed he just didn't wipe at all. And he was completely serious.




your friend is sick


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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: AmericanPsycho]
    #9076038 - 10/14/08 01:12 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

whipe the bleach based cleaner out of my burning eyes


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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: nonwo]
    #9076044 - 10/14/08 01:13 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

i scream POLICE

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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: today mylove]
    #9076268 - 10/14/08 01:57 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

me, i just smile and enjoy the hydrating effects :crazy2:


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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: Kada]
    #9077707 - 10/14/08 06:53 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Kada said:
It depends on what was in the toilet when the water splashed me.

Baby wipes rock.



The thread should be if you wipe with TP you got a shitty ass. Think about it, and especially if you have a vairy ass crack, dry TP does not clean your butt. It's a conspiracy by the illuminati to grow dingleberries for moloch.


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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: stedenko]
    #9077718 - 10/14/08 06:55 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

what does anyone do, i mean really, what kind of queston is this???  You wipe your ass, then wash your hands.  if the toilet is half respectable, its probably filled with the exact same water you will be washing your hands with in a few moments anyways...

peace

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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: jeep]
    #9077724 - 10/14/08 06:56 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

I usually shower after taking a poop. So I guess I shower.


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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: aDoS]
    #9077771 - 10/14/08 07:05 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

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aDoS said:
I usually shower after taking a poop. So I guess I shower.



dont you hate when you are running late, then gota poop, and no time for shower? :frown:

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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: jeep]
    #9077804 - 10/14/08 07:09 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

i wipe it off and go about my day.  its just toilet water.  our toilet water comes from the tap and is full of chlorine and other chemicals to kill pathogens, so the toilet water is pretty clean.  i mean, the cats and dogs drink it.

one time though, oh shit, thats a story for anonymous or nowhere...  :foreheadslap:

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Re: What do YOU do when the toilet water splashes you? [Re: straightedgeLOL]
    #9077810 - 10/14/08 07:10 PM (15 years, 6 months ago)

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straightedgeLOL said:
The problem can be solved by putting a layer of toilet paper on the water first.



Amen

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