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Bad tongue slips
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Anyone here have the habit of saying things that are out of place or just plain weird, and then realizing it right afterwards, adding to the awkwardness?

I don't have striking examples of my own social faux-pas but I do remember telling my grandmother, when I was quite young, that she had spots of rot on her hands (just the darker spots old people have on their skin). She laughed it off and I realized my mistake.

Let's hear some stories.


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Re: Bad tongue slips [Re: isaacein]
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My aunt is so bad about this my cousins and I joke about her having ASS (Aunt Sharisse Syndrome).

One time we were all on vacation at a beach in Alabama, and my cousin came up out of the pool with his hair down in his face covering half of it. From across the pool (remember, we're in Alabama right now) she screams "Ryan, fix your hair! You look like a redneck!!!"

So now whenever anyone of use says something that would be offense to a certain group of people, and one of those people is actually around we just say our ASS is acting up.


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Re: Bad tongue slips [Re: citricacidx]
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called my ex gf with her sisters name once when making out. boy that was wrong.


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Re: Bad tongue slips [Re: Bridgeburner]
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Happens to me all the time and I always obsess about them...

Example 1: When I was employed and had to clock out for lunch I would set a kitchen timer that I kept in my pocket to 30 minutes so that I know exactly when to clock in. So I'm outside smoking a cigarette with 3 females coworkers and the timer goes off. One of them asks "what is that?" I replied "It's my timer it lets me know when I'm hot and ready" blank stares ensue and one of them mumbles to the other one..."just let it go"

Example 2: I used to eat my lunch with the above mentioned female coworkers. In our office we had a Wii set up and I decided to get a quick tennis game before joining them at the table. I wanted to indicate that they will have time to get a girly chat while I'm playin but this is what came out "I'm gonna play a quick game that'll give you guys time to get some girl on girl action"

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Re: Bad tongue slips [Re: Drunken_Jester]
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I was about six-eight years old.I would stay with my My dads mother, blass her heart. Said one time in  line to pay, right behind the lady.. "That woman's hair is red as a fox's ass...." It was fun riding with her...Say someone cut her off."That son of bitch"..My mom would ask me how I learned so many new words..


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Re: Bad tongue slips [Re: Brainiac]
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ow ya!


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Re: Bad tongue slips [Re: nonwo]
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When i was 8 years old i told santa on his lap that i wanted a dead body for christmas.  On the way to the mall some morning show on the radio was talking about it, so i said it.


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