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Anonymous #1
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purple things on my asshole
#8808660 - 08/21/08 10:48 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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so i took a shit and it felt funny, so i bent over and looked into the mirror, and spread.
well i saw like 2 purple lookin things
WTF IS IT?
im a dude, and no i havent been fucked in the butt hahahaha
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Anonymous #2
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Re: purple things on my asshole [Re: Anonymous #1]
#8808704 - 08/21/08 11:00 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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hemorrhoid dude...you strain too hard when you shit....
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Anonymous #1
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Re: purple things on my asshole [Re: Anonymous #2]
#8808711 - 08/21/08 11:02 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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i thought it was an std or somethin
how do i get rid of them
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Anonymous #3
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Re: purple things on my asshole [Re: Anonymous #1]
#8808850 - 08/21/08 11:41 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Anonymous #4
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Re: purple things on my asshole [Re: Anonymous #3]
#8808898 - 08/21/08 11:50 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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have you been fucked in the butt
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Anonymous #5
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Re: purple things on my asshole [Re: Anonymous #4]
#8808911 - 08/21/08 11:52 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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I know I have. But that leaves white streaks a deep sense of shame. Also, the purple things are mushrooms. Pick them and eat them. Don't even make a spore print (It comes out brown), just shove them in your mouth.
Lol, you admitted to bending in front of a mirror and looking up your butt on a forum.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: purple things on my asshole [Re: Anonymous #5]
#8808960 - 08/22/08 12:04 AM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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i dont mind admitting i did it. when something feels fucked up..i diagnose it!
its funny as all hell
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Anonymous #6
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Re: purple things on my asshole [Re: Anonymous #1]
#8809301 - 08/22/08 01:47 AM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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they are fruiting dingle berries. mist them 3 times a day with FAE and enjoy.
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Anonymous #7
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Re: purple things on my asshole [Re: Anonymous #6]
#8809394 - 08/22/08 02:52 AM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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could be genital warts? I think you can get them around your ass even through normal sex with a girl....
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Anonymous #8
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Re: purple things on my asshole [Re: Anonymous #7]
#8809666 - 08/22/08 06:19 AM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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It is quite common for opiate addicts to have hemroids, if you aren't an opiate addict than you are eitehr a woman that gave birth or a homosexual that has had his asshole pounded like a piece of dough from an early age.
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Anonymous #9
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Re: purple things on my asshole [Re: Anonymous #6]
#8810445 - 08/22/08 10:41 AM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #6 said: they are fruiting dingle berries. mist them 3 times a day with FAE and enjoy.
HAHAHA qft
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Anonymous #1
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Re: purple things on my asshole [Re: Anonymous #9]
#8811098 - 08/22/08 12:58 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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i havent been butt fucked or given birth.
and i fuckin doubt its warts since i looked up hemroids and saw what they look like and they look the same
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Anonymous #10
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Re: purple things on my asshole [Re: Anonymous #1]
#8811131 - 08/22/08 01:05 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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anal gonorrhea...
it exists, i assure you.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: purple things on my asshole [Re: Anonymous #10]
#8812538 - 08/22/08 06:27 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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hahahaha its not that
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Anonymous #11
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Re: purple things on my asshole [Re: Anonymous #1]
#8812621 - 08/22/08 06:47 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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sounds like hemorrhoids to me, just buy that hemorrhoid cream shit and you should be fine.
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