holy shit i have the biggest fucking hemroid ever. of course it happens once im out of the country and in college. all i can do is lay on my shit dorm bed a surf the interweb/read. everyone else is out meeting people and having a great time. i missed a huge pool party last night where i couldve seen chicks in bikinis and maybe even touched one of their boobies. walking to class is horrible, i have a class in 40 minutes that im just going to skip because its such a long walk. this is seriously the worst shit to have happen first week of college. i went to see the doctor, had to pay 60 bucks just to talk to him because i dont have insurance in this country yet (takes 3 months to process) and all he did was give me some suppositors and cream and said, this will hopefully help, but it may not work and sent me on my way. he said it should take atleast a week for the thing to go down if it does, and thats fucking bullshit. theres no way i can just lay around my dorm building all day, everyone will think im a hermit and weird or some shit. its not like i can just say, well yea, i have this huge painful swelling vein on my asshole so i cant really move.
fuck this
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