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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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fuck hemroids
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holy shit i have the biggest fucking hemroid ever.  of course it happens once im out of the country and in college.  all i can do is lay on my shit dorm bed a surf the interweb/read.  everyone else is out meeting people and having a great time.  i missed a huge pool party last night where i couldve seen chicks in bikinis and maybe even touched one of their boobies.  walking to class is horrible, i have a class in 40 minutes that im just going to skip because its such a long walk.  this is seriously the worst shit to have happen first week of college.  i went to see the doctor, had to pay 60 bucks just to talk to him because i dont have insurance in this country yet (takes 3 months to process) and all he did was give me some suppositors and cream and said, this will hopefully help, but it may not work and sent me on my way.  he said it should take atleast a week for the thing to go down if it does, and thats fucking bullshit.  theres no way i can just lay around my dorm building all day, everyone will think im a hermit and weird or some shit.  its not like i can just say, well yea, i have this huge painful swelling vein on my asshole so i cant really move.

fuck this

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Re: fuck hemroids [Re: Anonymous #1]
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intop of all that i still dont have any of my books because the bookstore lines are seriously an hour long or so and standing hurts so bad.  i have reading that needs to be done tomorrow and an online quiz that needs to be done tonight by 10 that i cant do unless i have read the book.  im already falling behind in classes just because if this bullshit lump on my ass.  im 18, why the fuck do i even have this monsterous growth?!  this thing will definitly not go away if i follow the eating/class schedule i need to be following in order to do well in school.  i havent even eaten yet today because of the walk to get food.

i think im just going to die of starvation in this little piece of shit, piss smelling dormroom.

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Re: fuck hemroids [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Dude the party is never that big of a deal anyway, although the food is usually ok.

You'll live, there are parties every week.

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Re: fuck hemroids [Re: Anonymous #1]
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:cryariver:  Man up dude, your acting like a fucking little girl! Hemroids are a common thing. Deal with it.

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Re: fuck hemroids [Re: Anonymous #3]
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yea i know they are common, ive had them before but this one is fucking huge.  atleast one inch long and protruding an half an inch or so.  even the doctor i went to today was stunned.  ranting ftw

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Re: fuck hemroids [Re: Anonymous #1]
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you on the shitter for extended periods of time??  if so, cut that shit out man.  don't worry about the parties, there will be more.

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Re: fuck hemroids [Re: Anonymous #4]
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whhhhhhhat the fuck


man dont push so fucking hard and this shit wouldnt happen

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Re: fuck hemroids [Re: Anonymous #4]
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there will be plenty of boobies to be grabbed at future shindigs.

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Re: fuck hemroids [Re: Anonymous #1]
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hemroids, LOL!

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:) [Re: Anonymous #6]
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:smile:

Edited by Anonymous (09/19/12 08:32 AM)

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Re: fuck hemroids [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Don't worry I'm early 22 and I get em all the time. Think it's more to do with the overly sized objects I stick in there  :ohwell:

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Re: fuck hemroids [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Don't worry I'm 22 and I get em all the time. Think it's more to do with the overly sized objects I stick in there  :ohwell:

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Re: fuck hemroids [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Yep twice even...

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