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Anonymous #1

purple things on my asshole
    #8808660 - 08/22/08 12:48 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

so i took a shit and it felt funny, so i bent over and looked into the mirror,  and spread.

well i saw like 2 purple lookin things

WTF IS IT?


im a dude, and no i havent been fucked in the butt hahahaha


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Anonymous #2

Re: purple things on my asshole [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8808704 - 08/22/08 01:00 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

hemorrhoid dude...you strain too hard when you shit....


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Anonymous #1

Re: purple things on my asshole [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #8808711 - 08/22/08 01:02 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i thought it was an std or somethin


how do i get rid of them


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Anonymous #3

Re: purple things on my asshole [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8808850 - 08/22/08 01:41 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)



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Anonymous #4

Re: purple things on my asshole [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #8808898 - 08/22/08 01:50 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

have you been fucked in the butt


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Anonymous #5

Re: purple things on my asshole [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #8808911 - 08/22/08 01:52 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

I know I have.  But that leaves white streaks a deep sense of shame.  Also, the purple things are mushrooms.  Pick them and eat them.  Don't even make a spore print (It comes out brown), just shove them in your mouth.

Lol, you admitted to bending in front of a mirror and looking up your butt on a forum.


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Anonymous #1

Re: purple things on my asshole [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #8808960 - 08/22/08 02:04 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i dont mind admitting i did it.  when something feels fucked up..i diagnose it!

its funny as all hell


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Anonymous #6

Re: purple things on my asshole [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8809301 - 08/22/08 03:47 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

they are fruiting dingle berries. mist them 3 times a day with FAE and enjoy.


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Anonymous #7

Re: purple things on my asshole [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #8809394 - 08/22/08 04:52 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

could be genital warts?  I think you can get them around your ass even through normal sex with a girl....


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Anonymous #8

Re: purple things on my asshole [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #8809666 - 08/22/08 08:19 AM (10 years, 3 months ago)

It is quite common for opiate addicts to have hemroids, if you aren't an opiate addict than you are eitehr a woman that gave birth or a homosexual that has had his asshole pounded like a piece of dough from an early age.


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Anonymous #9

Re: purple things on my asshole [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #8810445 - 08/22/08 12:41 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #6 said:
they are fruiting dingle berries. mist them 3 times a day with FAE and enjoy.




HAHAHA qft


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Anonymous #1

Re: purple things on my asshole [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #8811098 - 08/22/08 02:58 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

i havent been butt fucked or given birth.

and i fuckin doubt its warts since i looked up hemroids and saw what they look like and they look the same


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Anonymous #10

Re: purple things on my asshole [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8811131 - 08/22/08 03:05 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

anal gonorrhea...

it exists, i assure you.


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Anonymous #1

Re: purple things on my asshole [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #8812538 - 08/22/08 08:27 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

hahahaha its not that


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Anonymous #11

Re: purple things on my asshole [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8812621 - 08/22/08 08:47 PM (10 years, 3 months ago)

sounds like hemorrhoids to me, just buy that hemorrhoid cream shit and you should be fine.


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