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Hemorrhoid remedy's?
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My ass itches all the fucking time. Other than cortisone 10, does anyone know something that will help better than that? My doctor told me i have a few hemorrhoids, and that i ripped my asshole in half trying to take a major dump while on opiates. Ouchy.

Honestly i poke my finger up there and itch and it feels super. But it also make me feel kind of perverted and gay. But it itches alot and i can't help it sometimes. Stupid doctor told me he could surgically remove them, but i don't know if I'm down for that.

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Re: Hemorrhoid remedy's? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Buy a big bottle of Witch Hazel and some cotton balls.

Sit on the toilet, soak a cotton ball in Witch Hazel and hold it on your asshole for 30 seconds at a time.

Repeat often.

EDIT : Try to ignore the initial 'burn'. It'll go away.

Edited by Anonymous (05/08/09 10:37 AM)

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Re: Hemorrhoid remedy's? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Over-the-counter corticosteroid creams can reduce pain and swelling. Hemorrhoid creams with lidocaine can reduce pain. Witch hazel (applied with cotton swabs) can reduce itching. Other steps for anal itching include:

    * Wear cotton undergarments.
    * Avoid toilet tissue with perfumes or colors.
    * Try not to scratch the area.

Sitz baths can help you to feel better. Sit in warm water for 10 to 15 minutes. Stool softeners help reduce straining and constipation.

For cases that don't respond to home treatments, a surgeon or gastroenterologist can apply heat treatment, called infrared coagulation, to shrink internal hemorrhoids. This may help avoid surgery. Surgery that may be done to treat hemorrhoids includes rubber band ligation or surgical hemorrhoidectomy. These procedures are generally used for patients with severe pain or bleeding who have not responded to other therapy.


good luck!~

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Re: Hemorrhoid remedy's? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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I'm having a lot of problems with them too. :frown:

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Re: Hemorrhoid remedy's? [Re: Anonymous #4]
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like wise, i have had them for close to a decade and i hate them.....

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Re: Hemorrhoid remedy's? [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Thank you for the advice peoples! I really was hoping for good advice and not a bunch of people laughing. altho i wouldn't have blamed them. lol

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Re: Hemorrhoid remedy's? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Re: Hemorrhoid remedy's? [Re: Anonymous #6]
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that wand would feel soooooo good on my itching 'roid at the moment.

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Re: Hemorrhoid remedy's? [Re: Anonymous #7]
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I would imagine that with enough practice you could probably 'surgically remove' em yerself with that bad boy  :smirk:

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Re: Hemorrhoid remedy's? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Best remedy is to learn not to get them. I had one and never again.

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