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Hemorrhoids?
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Well I had a nice shit this morning, followed by a slightly dry anus (the feeling you get after wiping your arse a lot).

I just had another small shit then and I noticed some bright red blood, which stopped after wiping my arse once (it wasn't streaming).

Could this be hemorrhoids? I've got an exam to study for so I got no time to visit the doctor for the next 72 hours. Kinda hoping it doesn't happen again.

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Re: Hemorrhoids? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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It could be internal hemorhoids if the blood was on your stool. Are you saying the blood was on the toilet paper from wiping too hard or on your actual shit. Recently just got hemorhoids from sitting to much at this job haha. Its not that serious at all , but you should get it looked at when you can.

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Re: Hemorrhoids? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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There was a little bit in the toilet (maybe a couple of drops) and when I wiped my arse I felt unusual dampness.
There was a blotch of blood on the tissue approximately 4cm in diameter. I think I must have a decent sized cut somewhere.

What a pain in the arse :mad2:

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Re: Hemorrhoids? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Stop having anal sex.

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Re: Hemorrhoids? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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If I were then I'd probably have a more durable asshole :P

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Re: Hemorrhoids? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
What a pain in the arse :mad2:

god damnit  :rofl:

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Re: Hemorrhoids? [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Alright I'm pretty sure I have hemorrhoids now :frown:

Just had another shit and it felt like I was shitting out red peppers. SO PAINFUL!

Time to hit the dank, for once I'll use it as an anesthesiac.

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Re: Hemorrhoids? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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What the fuck do you eat? Just cheese and meat or something?

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Re: Hemorrhoids? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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I'm a vegetarian and I've had da hemz for about a year now. no big deal. they come and go.

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Re: Hemorrhoids? [Re: Anonymous #5]
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So you have had hemorrhoids for the past year, but you don't know what this is?

Hemorrhoids rupture when shit pushes against the vessels causing the bleeding you have. Are you straining to shit?

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Re: Hemorrhoids? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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This is the OP and yeah I've had a lot of cheese/meat in the past week (thanks to going out most nights).

Time for week of fibre-centric food I think..

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Re: Hemorrhoids? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Wannabe vegetarian...

lol wut. I get a boner when vegans and vegetarians cheat.

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Re: Hemorrhoids? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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arent they purple? and external?

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Re: Hemorrhoids? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
Wannabe vegetarian...

lol wut. I get a boner when vegans and vegetarians cheat.


He never said he was a vegetarian.

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Re: Hemorrhoids? [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Yes he did.

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Re: Hemorrhoids? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Shower and put some soap near your asshole. If it burns unbelievably its hemorrhoids.

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Re: Hemorrhoids? [Re: Anonymous #8]
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blood on toilet paper = hemorrhoids

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Re: Hemorrhoids? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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No, Anon 5 did.

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Re: Hemorrhoids? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
Stop having anal sex.


Thats some very good advice right there. :thumbup:

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Re: Hemorrhoids? [Re: Anonymous #10]
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what are the purple sacks?

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