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Holy fuck i have a Hemorrhoid.
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God fucking damn it. I'm 24, and have never had this problem.
The funny thing is, just 2 days ago a friend of mine told me that he had gotten his first hemorrhoid, then the next day i get one! What the fuck??

This is so fucked, i just read the wiki page for them, and jesus, this is not good. I need to get on top of this shit pronto, but i'm too embarrassed to go buy some cream.

FUCK!!!

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Re: Holy fuck i have a Hemorrhoid. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Wy are you too embarrassed to buy the cream? Obviously it's a product people buy regularly, as the store stocks it.

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Re: Holy fuck i have a Hemorrhoid. [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Yeah i realize that, i will go and get some but i will still be embarrassed. You know, it's like buying condoms, but 10x worse.  Just something you have to do.

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Re: Holy fuck i have a Hemorrhoid. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Hemorrhoids are an amusing affliction, as long as they don't happen to you.

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Re: Holy fuck i have a Hemorrhoid. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
Yeah i realize that, i will go and get some but i will still be embarrassed. You know, it's like buying condoms, but 10x worse.  Just something you have to do.


are you a mormon or some shit

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Re: Holy fuck i have a Hemorrhoid. [Re: Anonymous #4]
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In fact i am. Why do you ask?

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Re: Holy fuck i have a Hemorrhoid. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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haha.

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Re: Holy fuck i have a Hemorrhoid. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Get over it and buy the cream.  You have a painful affliction that needs alleviating. Trust me when your hemorroids get way out of hand you'd crawl into the store and scream for some Prep H.

You're not a mormon because you used the Lord's name idly.

Probably either you..

1..use opiates
2..sit on your ass too much
3..eat the wrong foods
4..try to force shits out to get it over with

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Re: Holy fuck i have a Hemorrhoid. [Re: Anonymous #5]
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FUCK! I was just coming here to make this same thread!

Mine don't get too bad. I only get them like once or twice a year. My asshole is so itchy, I can't do shit (lol) because its so itchy. I can't go to stores because I have to itch my asshole.

It doesn't hurt, until I go to take a shit. I'm actually shitting right now. I'm hoping this is that healing shit that gets rid of it.

Does anyone know how long they are supposed to last? My toilet may or may not be full of blood at the moment, I haven't looked. Thats usually the last step of "OUCH" and "ITCH" before recovery.

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Re: Holy fuck i have a Hemorrhoid. [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
haha.


HAHAHAHAHAH!

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