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Anonymous #1
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Still can't get laid
#8787185 - 08/17/08 03:10 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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I haven't been laid in like 2 years! Where do I go?? And what do I say when I meet someone that I like?
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Anonymous #2
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go to a rave
and demean a kandy girl with your cum on her face.
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Anonymous #1
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Quote:
Anonymous #2 said: go to a rave
and demean a kandy girl with your cum on her face.
Where do I find a rave?
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Anonymous #2
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the internet.
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Anonymous #3
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stop being a anonymous posting faggot. and actually talk to some girls.
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Anonymous #1
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Quote:
Anonymous #3 said: stop being a anonymous posting faggot. and actually talk to some girls.
What do I say? Where can I go? I'll go somewhere right now to meet girls, I just need an idea of where.
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Anonymous #4
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Just spank the monkey
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Anonymous #2
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Quote:
Anonymous #3 said: stop being a anonymous posting faggot. and actually talk to some girls.
qft
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Anonymous #5
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Stop trying so hard. Cease looking at sex as some end result.
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Anonymous #3
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qft to be an asshole, you suck at it
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Anonymous #6
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Craigslist ---> go to erotic services ----> find a hooker who's attractive enough to fuck but has a reasonable price ---> call her up, stick your wee wee in her vag and thrust once or twice until you orgasm. ---> congratulations you are no longer a virgin.
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Anonymous #7
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Quote:
Anonymous #4 said: Just spank the monkey
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Anonymous #4
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Quit sucking mens dicks too.
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Anonymous #8
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stop being a pussy and go find some vag at a bar.
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Anonymous #1
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Quote:
Anonymous #8 said: stop being a pussy and go find some vag at a bar.
Not legal age here (for alc.)
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Anonymous #9
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GHB placed surreptitiously in woman's drink.
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Anonymous #10
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You're not going to get laid anytime soon.
You create your own reality, and if it's been two years thats what you're manifesting. Get down to the root of that.
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Anonymous #11
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how come all you faggots complain about my HALP I IS KANT SEX joke thread but do essentially the same damn thing I did in all these other threads?
LAME
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Anonymous #12
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Get a camera and document yourself walking around naked for a few months blabbering nonsense on how you cant get laid then paint your face red and black and huff and puff on the couch in front of the camera then blow your head off because its just not gonna happen for you, but hey at least you'll be famous.
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Anonymous #13
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craigslist>whores>laid
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