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Anonymous #1

Still can't get laid
    #8787185 - 08/17/08 05:10 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

I haven't been laid in like 2 years!  Where do I go??  And what do I say when I meet someone that I like?


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Anonymous #2

Re: Still can't get laid [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8787253 - 08/17/08 05:32 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

go to a rave

and demean a kandy girl with your cum on her face.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Still can't get laid [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #8787273 - 08/17/08 05:39 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #2 said:
go to a rave

and demean a kandy girl with your cum on her face.




Where do I find a rave?


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Anonymous #2

Re: Still can't get laid [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8787295 - 08/17/08 05:46 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

the internet.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Still can't get laid [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8787300 - 08/17/08 05:48 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

stop being a anonymous posting faggot. and actually talk to some girls.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Still can't get laid [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #8787320 - 08/17/08 05:53 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #3 said:
stop being a anonymous posting faggot. and actually talk to some girls.




What do I say?  Where can I go?  I'll go somewhere right now to meet girls, I just need an idea of where.


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Anonymous #4

Re: Still can't get laid [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8787330 - 08/17/08 05:56 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

Just spank the monkey


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Anonymous #2

Re: Still can't get laid [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #8787366 - 08/17/08 06:11 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #3 said:
stop being a anonymous posting faggot. and actually talk to some girls.




qft


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Anonymous #5

Re: Still can't get laid [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #8787368 - 08/17/08 06:11 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

Stop trying so hard.  Cease looking at sex as some end result.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Still can't get laid [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #8787370 - 08/17/08 06:13 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

qft to be an asshole, you suck at it


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Anonymous #6

Re: Still can't get laid [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #8788433 - 08/17/08 11:00 PM (9 years, 10 months ago)

Craigslist ---> go to erotic services ----> find a hooker who's attractive enough to fuck but has a reasonable price ---> call her up, stick your wee wee in her vag and thrust once or twice until you orgasm. ---> congratulations you are no longer a virgin.


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Anonymous #7

Re: Still can't get laid [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #8789086 - 08/18/08 02:08 AM (9 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #4 said:
Just spank the monkey




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Anonymous #4

Re: Still can't get laid [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #8789605 - 08/18/08 06:44 AM (9 years, 10 months ago)

Quit sucking mens dicks too.


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Anonymous #8

Re: Still can't get laid [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #8789992 - 08/18/08 11:03 AM (9 years, 10 months ago)

stop being a pussy and go find some vag at a bar.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Still can't get laid [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #8789998 - 08/18/08 11:05 AM (9 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #8 said:
stop being a pussy and go find some vag at a bar.




Not legal age here (for alc.)


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Anonymous #9

Re: Still can't get laid [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8805635 - 08/21/08 02:58 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

GHB placed surreptitiously in woman's drink.


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Anonymous #10

Re: Still can't get laid [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #8806629 - 08/21/08 06:42 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

You're not going to get laid anytime soon.

You create your own reality, and if it's been two years thats what you're manifesting. Get down to the root of that.


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Anonymous #11

Re: Still can't get laid [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #8807402 - 08/21/08 09:01 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

how come all you faggots complain about my HALP I IS KANT SEX joke thread but do essentially the same damn thing I did in all these other threads? 

LAME


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Anonymous #12

Re: Still can't get laid [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #8807891 - 08/21/08 10:24 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

Get a camera and document yourself walking around naked for a few months blabbering nonsense on how you cant get laid then paint your face red and black and huff and puff on the couch in front of the camera then blow your head off because its just not gonna happen for you, but hey at least you'll be famous.


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Anonymous #13

Re: Still can't get laid [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #8808187 - 08/21/08 11:20 PM (9 years, 9 months ago)

craigslist>whores>laid


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