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Watch porn, Go running, Spank one out, Smoke a bowl.
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Watch porn, Go running, Spank one out, Smoke a bowl.

In that order.

Obviously go home before gratification.

This reward system works.

I should copyright this. Or would that be patton this? Either way, im going running now. Porn gets me feeling fat and ugly cause everyone is so buff. It makes me feel like a tubby, so then i go running. the whole time i think about the hotness of the chicks, and the buff jackasses doing them. If i was buff i could do them too yes? Anyways, after the workout you gotta spank it because of the porn focus. Then smoke a bowl and watch tv.

In that order. Now, go watch porn and feel like a fatty. It will motivate you.

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Re: Watch porn, Go running, Spank one out, Smoke a bowl. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I prefer to watch porn, spank one, run, then smoke.

I work out harder if I've relieved myself.

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Re: Watch porn, Go running, Spank one out, Smoke a bowl. [Re: Anonymous #2]
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my daily routine is eat, jerk off, work out, get high, go to work.

its a good order.

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Re: Watch porn, Go running, Spank one out, Smoke a bowl. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I'm skinny, so I don't need to go jogging to feel okay about jerking off. Also, I smoke before I jerk off. Also, the chicks I jerk off to are fat.

:shrug:

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Re: Watch porn, Go running, Spank one out, Smoke a bowl. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Porn, cum, run, porn, cum, eat, porn, music, eat, porn, sleep.

I just moved and really need to find a hookup.

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Re: Watch porn, Go running, Spank one out, Smoke a bowl. [Re: Anonymous #2]
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That would be a x3 endorphin rush. Running+Jerking off+Pot. Truly is genius.

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Re: Watch porn, Go running, Spank one out, Smoke a bowl. [Re: Anonymous #6]
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smoke pot-smoke cigarette-eat-jack off-smoke pot-internet-work-smoke pot-smoke pot
that's pretty much my day

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Re: Watch porn, Go running, Spank one out, Smoke a bowl. [Re: Anonymous #7]
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I prefer to bang my girlfriend, then smoke a bowl.

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Re: Watch porn, Go running, Spank one out, Smoke a bowl. [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Do you run with a boner?

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Re: Watch porn, Go running, Spank one out, Smoke a bowl. [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Do you run with a boner?

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Re: Watch porn, Go running, Spank one out, Smoke a bowl. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I your routine.

I usually, exercise first, watch porn, jerk off, and get fucked up.

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Re: Watch porn, Go running, Spank one out, Smoke a bowl. [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
I'm skinny, so I don't need to go jogging to feel okay about jerking off. Also, I smoke before I jerk off. Also, the chicks I jerk off to are fat.

:shrug:



i love the honesty


i too smoke BEFORE i jerk off. has no one else discovered the cannabis whack off? it's amazing

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Re: Watch porn, Go running, Spank one out, Smoke a bowl. [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Anonymous #11 said:
i too smoke BEFORE i jerk off. has no one else discovered the cannabis whack off? it's amazing


:thumbup:

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Re: Watch porn, Go running, Spank one out, Smoke a bowl. [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Anonymous #11 said:
Anonymous #4 said:
I'm skinny, so I don't need to go jogging to feel okay about jerking off. Also, I smoke before I jerk off. Also, the chicks I jerk off to are fat.

:shrug:



i love the honesty


i too smoke BEFORE i jerk off. has no one else discovered the cannabis whack off? it's amazing



yes i have, sometimes i mix it up, smoke while i whack it. its awesome
and you can even sit on your hand until it goes numb then it feels like someone else is whackin you off

and who doesn't jerk it to fat chicks?

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Re: Watch porn, Go running, Spank one out, Smoke a bowl. [Re: Anonymous #7]
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:stonedjerk::stonedjerk::stonedjerk::stonedjerk::stonedjerk::stonedjerk::stonedjerk::stonedjerk:

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Re: Watch porn, Go running, Spank one out, Smoke a bowl. [Re: Anonymous #4]
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if you jack off AFTER you run it will be a better orgasm as your brain cell stuff increases after you exercise.

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Re: Watch porn, Go running, Spank one out, Smoke a bowl. [Re: Anonymous #13]
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weed+porn=~~~~~~~~~~~~~`

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