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i'd pin her at roughly 300 pounds and my brother at around 200.

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YawningAnus said:

the easiest way to solve this problem... the real win-win... is:

piss outside.

there is no need to use a few gallons of water to wash my beer down... go in the lawn... make it your neighbors problem.
toilets are made for sitting. it is just as easy to get up off the couch and go outside as it is to get off the couch and go to the bathroom.

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Plus it probably smells better outside.

NiamhNyx said:

Women never have to change the position of the seat for any reason, and men need it down sometimes as well, so that works out to 3/4 of the time that the seat should be in the down position and thus reasonable to consider it the standard position.

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blkjkrabbit said:

yeah, total bitch. he does pee sitting down.

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one of my friends is adopting this bitch mentality because he is dating a major bitch.  I know how you feel, it's a shame to watch these people waste away like this.

SyntheticMInd said:

blkjkrabbit said:

yeah, total bitch. he does pee sitting down.

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one of my friends is adopting this bitch mentality because he is dating a major bitch.  I know how you feel, it's a shame to watch these people waste away like this.

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blewmeanie said:

SyntheticMInd said:

blkjkrabbit said:

yeah, total bitch. he does pee sitting down.

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one of my friends is adopting this bitch mentality because he is dating a major bitch.  I know how you feel, it's a shame to watch these people waste away like this.

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Aside from "thats how you were taught to do it" what exactly is the advantage to peeing standing up?

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Saves time.  Plus my dick doesn't get caught up around the toilet bowl when I aim it in.

Cameron said:

Plus, I can't dance sitting down...

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elbisivni said:

NiamhNyx said:

Women never have to change the position of the seat for any reason, and men need it down sometimes as well, so that works out to 3/4 of the time that the seat should be in the down position and thus reasonable to consider it the standard position.

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Uh, no.. 3/4?  Maybe 3/4 of the possible uses for a toilet between a male and a female require the lid to be down but that doesn't mean that 3/4 of the time it's used it's actually down, c'mon..  I sure as fuck don't take a shit for every time I take a piss.

You can't break this down to numbers in one singular household instance without considering exactly how often people urinate and defecate, so the best solution is likely variable.

I drink copious amounts of water all day long so I use the bathroom much more than my girlfriend.  It would be stupid for me to put the seat down every time when I'll use it 3 or 4 times before my girlfriend uses it again.

For you to force it as a standard is selfish and inconsiderate.  It's rude to leave the seat up so you can fall in at night when you're half asleep, but the guy has no excuse for not lifting the seat when he's half asleep and needs to piss?  What a double-standard, give me a break..  I suggest, if it suits your living situation, that you quit being so spoiled and challenge yourself to adopt a new simple habit so you don't get your poor lil doopy wet.

Generally, the leave it as is when finished is the fairest solution.

Toilet rim contaminant issues are unrelated and should be dealt with as such.

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Oweyervishice said:

I close the toilet completely, lid and all, every time I flush.  It's cause I read in a book when I was little that flushing throws tons of little poo and pee particles into the air and all over the bathroom.    I've been paranoid about that shit ever since.

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Yes, this is true.  The action of flushing sends contaminated water droplets up to 10 feet in the air.  Since most of us keep our toothbrush, towel, glasses, contact lenses, makeup, soap, etc...within splashing distance, flushing with the lid up effectively deposits urine and feces into our mouth, eyes & all over our hands. 

Veritas said:

Oweyervishice said:

I close the toilet completely, lid and all, every time I flush.  It's cause I read in a book when I was little that flushing throws tons of little poo and pee particles into the air and all over the bathroom.    I've been paranoid about that shit ever since.

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Yes, this is true.  The action of flushing sends contaminated water droplets up to 10 feet in the air.  Since most of us keep our toothbrush, towel, glasses, contact lenses, makeup, soap, etc...within splashing distance, flushing with the lid up effectively deposits urine and feces into our mouth, eyes & all over our hands. 

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Cameron said:

Plus, I can't dance sitting down...

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that is the first laugh i've had all day. thank you hahaha