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Re: Best pick-up line. Well, in my estimation, at least. [Re: GnuBobo]
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Iowa is like the movie Children of the Corn where evil children have slain all the adults.

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Re: Best pick-up line. Well, in my estimation, at least. [Re: GnuBobo]
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Idaho isn't even in the same fucking region of the country. Poor bastard.


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Re: Best pick-up line. Well, in my estimation, at least. [Re: jewunit]
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srsly!

You think he'd know where Idaho is, I mean, it's just south of his home state!


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Re: Best pick-up line. Well, in my estimation, at least. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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HELLA_TIGHT said:
What is the population of your village?


712. This includes midgets, sorcerers, outcasts.


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Re: Best pick-up line. Well, in my estimation, at least. [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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It's so famous for tomatoes.


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Re: Best pick-up line. Well, in my estimation, at least. [Re: GnuBobo]
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You have sorcerers?

Watch out, I hear there has been a pandemic of penis thievery.


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Re: Best pick-up line. Well, in my estimation, at least. [Re: GnuBobo]
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Camanche?

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Re: Best pick-up line. Well, in my estimation, at least. [Re: GnuBobo]
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GnuBobo said:
HELLA_TIGHT said:
What is the population of your village?


712.  This includes midgets, sorcerers, outcasts.


I'd venture a guess as to your town, but that describes almost every small town in Iowa. Including the one I grew up in. We had just over 800 people. A regular metropolis compared to your puny little town! We even had our own gas station and local run grocer, beat that.

And don't call me Flatlander! By now you should remember that I am also an Iowan, I was just transplanted. Although technically its pretty damn flat up in Clay Co. so I guess Flatlander still applies. :frown:

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Re: Best pick-up line. Well, in my estimation, at least. [Re: adrug]
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I actually heard a good pick up line the other day.

say "baby, you got a chicken farm?"

and when she says "no why?"

you say "cuz you sure know how to raise a cock..."


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Re: Best pick-up line. Well, in my estimation, at least. [Re: StonedShroom]
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I'd hit it

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Re: Best pick-up line. Well, in my estimation, at least. [Re: allhallows]
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How did the census people gain entry to the sorcerers'  towers?

Must've been some G fucking census workers. :mrt:


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Re: Best pick-up line. Well, in my estimation, at least. [Re: skydog]
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Well, I doubt the sorcerer would want to be under-represented.

More tax dollars for tower improvements with a larger population.


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