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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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Best pick-up line. Well, in my estimation, at least.
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So, you and a friend go out to a bar. Make sure you haven't shaved for at least a week.

Have 10 drinks.

Start staring at whichever girl you choose. Make sure to make eye contact several times--this will set her on the defensive, which makes her easy game.


So, when you feel the time is right, walk up to her with your friend, make eye contact, and say nothing. Look her body up and down. Glance at your friend. Bring your hand to your unshaven face, rub it while you meditate.

Finally, say, "Well, ma'am, you sure can't hide it--them's breedin' hips. Your family ought to be proud. How about I buy you a tall glass of PBR?"


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Jerry Garcia. JERRY GARCIA! JERRY GARCIA!!!!

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Re: Best pick-up line. Well, in my estimation, at least. [Re: GnuBobo]
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:flowstone:


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My name is Mud

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Re: Best pick-up line. Well, in my estimation, at least. [Re: GnuBobo]
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Maybe in the south, if it's your sister. :lol:


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Re: Best pick-up line. Well, in my estimation, at least. [Re: DragonChaser]
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Trust me--it works.


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Jerry Garcia. JERRY GARCIA! JERRY GARCIA!!!!

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Re: Best pick-up line. Well, in my estimation, at least. [Re: GnuBobo]
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I see no reason this wouldn't work.


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Re: Best pick-up line. Well, in my estimation, at least. [Re: DR. PRIME]
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ScYiNs47 said:
Maybe in the south, if it's your sister. :lol:


:rofl2:

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Re: Best pick-up line. Well, in my estimation, at least. [Re: KillerPicklez]
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Hahaha... sounds perfect


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Jesus loves you.

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Re: Best pick-up line. Well, in my estimation, at least. [Re: jewunit]
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jewunit said:
I see no reason this wouldn't work.



Finally--someone with Vision that understands how these delicate matters are ball-roomed across this gallant Dancefloor we call Life.


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Jerry Garcia. JERRY GARCIA! JERRY GARCIA!!!!

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Re: Best pick-up line. Well, in my estimation, at least. [Re: GnuBobo]
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It's best to spill some beer on them when you walk up, so then she will be soiled. That way, she knows no one else is going to hit on her.


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Re: Best pick-up line. Well, in my estimation, at least. [Re: GnuBobo]
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That only works in rural Iowa. Lucky for you, you are in rural Iowa! Since technically all of Iowa is rural.

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Re: Best pick-up line. Well, in my estimation, at least. [Re: GnuBobo]
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Good thing I never shave.


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Every mistake, intentional or otherwise, in the above post, is the fault of the reader.

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Re: Best pick-up line. Well, in my estimation, at least. [Re: GnuBobo]
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you reminded me of dave chappelle

"pardon me ma'am but do you suck balls" "a, let me finish, do you suck these balls"

"omg those balls are as smooth as eggs, yes ill suck those balls"

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Re: Best pick-up line. Well, in my estimation, at least. [Re: adrug]
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adrug said:
That only works in rural Iowa. Lucky for you, you are in rural Iowa! Since technically all of Iowa is rural.



Ah, yes, the Flatlander arrives with her Cornhusker tripe. Hmmm..."Cornhusker". Zoneless wasteland that is only better than South and North Dakota.

You bring it, girlfriend--you ain't got shit on the Hawkeye State. Especially because I am awesome, and my town is awesome.

/gives adrug a handkerchief to wipe away her tears spawned from a sudden reality check.


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Jerry Garcia. JERRY GARCIA! JERRY GARCIA!!!!

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Re: Best pick-up line. Well, in my estimation, at least. [Re: GnuBobo]
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"if you do my laundry I'll fuck the shit out of you"


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California Has Legalized Child Prostitution

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Re: Best pick-up line. Well, in my estimation, at least. [Re: GnuBobo]
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What town?

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Re: Best pick-up line. Well, in my estimation, at least. [Re: PinballWizard]
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Guess.


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Jerry Garcia. JERRY GARCIA! JERRY GARCIA!!!!

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Re: Best pick-up line. Well, in my estimation, at least. [Re: GnuBobo]
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There are towns in Iowa?


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Re: Best pick-up line. Well, in my estimation, at least. [Re: GnuBobo]
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Eldridge

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Re: Best pick-up line. Well, in my estimation, at least. [Re: GnuBobo]
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What is the population of your village?


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Re: Best pick-up line. Well, in my estimation, at least. [Re: jewunit]
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Amazingly, so, yes.


You know what is fucked?

When I was teaching in S. Korea, my fucking American "flatmate", from Texas, couldn't keep Ohio, Idaho, or Iowa straight.

Thank god the fucker was teaching kindergarten.

I begin to chafe when people from my own nation, from a state with bumper stickers that say, "Think Secession", can't get his own country's states/geography correct.

Just a fucking dumbshit, really.


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Jerry Garcia. JERRY GARCIA! JERRY GARCIA!!!!

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