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Pooping in School and/or the Workplace
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What are you thoughts?

I personally have like a fear of sitting down on any public toilet.


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Re: Pooping in School and/or the Workplace [Re: Pukgandi]
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Toilet paper on the seat and your good.


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Re: Pooping in School and/or the Workplace [Re: Pukgandi]
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Well, with work at least, I mean, getting paid to poop is pretty rad.


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Re: Pooping in School and/or the Workplace [Re: Pukgandi]
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yea im not too fond of it either. if worst comes to worst ill hover and plop.


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Re: Pooping in School and/or the Workplace [Re: lukeboots]
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lol, I took this as literally pooping your pants.

I poop in public if the toliet is fairly clean, I also put toliet paper on the seat too.

Public toliets are not nearly as dirty as you might think, you'll find 10x as much harmful bacteria in your kitchen sink than you would in a toliet.

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Re: Pooping in School and/or the Workplace [Re: Pukgandi]
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i don't think it's that big of a deal if the restroom is being maintained by a cleaning staff.


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Re: Pooping in School and/or the Workplace [Re: lukeboots]
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jonnywax said:
Well, with work at least, I mean, getting paid to poop is pretty rad.


:thumbup:

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Re: Pooping in School and/or the Workplace [Re: Pukgandi]
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I live for reading bathroom wall messages. Not really, but it's entertaining.

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Re: Pooping in School and/or the Workplace [Re: Tangerines]
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Im the one who writes those messages on the walls in the bathroom. lol


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Re: Pooping in School and/or the Workplace [Re: Kada]
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I always like the ones like:

I jacked off here ------>*splat*

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Re: Pooping in School and/or the Workplace [Re: lukeboots]
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jonnywax said:
Well, with work at least, I mean, getting paid to poop is pretty rad.


Rofl, thats what my dad said when i was talking about it.

This thread is making me laugh :p


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Re: Pooping in School and/or the Workplace [Re: Tangerines]
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Tangerines said:
I live for reading bathroom wall messages. Not really, but it's entertaining.


Amen. And to the OP: Public restrooms don't bother me. I just make sure there;s nothing on the seat and I'm good. Its not very likely (I geuss its possible) to get a disease from a toilet seat. :shrug:

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Re: Pooping in School and/or the Workplace [Re: Pukgandi]
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I remember something from a health class film in 8th grade; the woman said, close to verbatim, "The only way you can get a disease from a toilet seat is if someone with an open sore ground that into toilet seat, and you also had a similar open sore, and ground that into the residue of the person whom used the seat just before you."

Piss splatter isn't cool, though.


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Re: Pooping in School and/or the Workplace [Re: Pukgandi]
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I once heard there are more germs on a cell phone than a public toliet seat.


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Re: Pooping in School and/or the Workplace [Re: Pukgandi]
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i once pooped in a urinal


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Re: Pooping in School and/or the Workplace [Re: vitadura]
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Yeah I poop whenever I want to, I have a septic tank at the house I own and I figure one less poop in the tank I'm saving money not that I go out of my way not to poop at my house with all my ultra cool pooping mags to read.

Ok which brings me to another subject, I must read when I poop, I find myself reading shampoo bottles at other peoples houses if they don't provide mags or writing on the wall.

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Re: Pooping in School and/or the Workplace [Re: rawtoxic]
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i read so long on the shitter that my legs get numb and I fall over half the time when I stand up.

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Re: Pooping in School and/or the Workplace [Re: rawtoxic]
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i don't get people that have time to read while shitting. i like to get it over and done with as quick as posible.

yeah it really has me fucked, do they like the feeling of it sloooowwwly coming out of their asshole? or can they just not get it out?


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Re: Pooping in School and/or the Workplace [Re: Artnotwar]
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pooping is just "me" time, I can probably get the whole ordeal over with in about 2min if I really wanted. but it gives me a time to kick back, crack a beer, and catch up on my studies while cleaning out the ol pooper.

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Re: Pooping in School and/or the Workplace [Re: Artnotwar]
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If the toilet is dry, and it isn't coated in dried shit... it's clean. I wouldn't lick it, but a "hover and plop" isn't really necessary. :smile:

I love shitting at work, but hate shitting in "public"... and I don't like when other people are in there... I just wait it out like a poop ninja, reading the paper. :ninja:

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