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RestRoom Small Talk
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Why do you (the Royal You) feel the need
talk about something stupid like what they
had for dinner as the dinner exits their person
via rectal-duct work?

I was sitting down to take a shit
just as I head splatters coming from
The Big Bosses asshole in the next stall.

He then says almost immediatley upon noticing
me, in his loud demanding voice:

"Damn olive pizza! What did you have to eat last night?"

I sat there, blinking my eyes in bare-bottom
social awkwardness.

"Um,spaghetti-they way to a man's heart
is through his stomach, is what some people say"

I replied, in a lackadasical manner.

Just weird. Public bathroom social events are
always strange to me...anyone have any bathroom stories?

Who the hell is the guy who takes a dump in the urinal? I just want to catch him brown-handed once.


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Re: RestRoom Small Talk [Re: Apollyphelion]
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Never had anyone start stall conversations.


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Re: RestRoom Small Talk [Re: Apollyphelion]
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At airports I'm always having people tapping on my shoes for gay sex. :puke:

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Re: RestRoom Small Talk [Re: rupertbeaner]
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Never been to the airport-
That must be one slutty
bath-r-r-r-room.
(I rolled my r's)


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Re: RestRoom Small Talk [Re: Apollyphelion]
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God, once I was at the urinal and my teacher went to the one next to me and started talking to me about the trouble we were having on the homework...

That was the most awkward pee Ive ever had.

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Re: RestRoom Small Talk [Re: DieCommie]
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i dont have a problem talking to people in the bathroom at all.

Unfortunantly most do.

It's also funny to note that eye contact or looking at anyone is unacceptable while in the bathroom.

I find the whole thing hilarious.


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Re: RestRoom Small Talk [Re: awesomebastard]
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I'm kind of jealous of your disposition, Awesome Bastard.


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