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Bathroom Poetry
    #2867985 - 07/08/04 09:35 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

I just took the long walk down the lonely hallway to the men's room, which was cold and sterile and empty. Hearing every sound resonate and echo back and forth against the tiles, I lowered my posterior to the shrine of the porcelain god, and stared at the door ahead of me. This is what I saw there written:

Here I sit
all broken hearted
Tried to shit
but only farted

That's gonna make me laugh all day. RUN AND CHECK YOUR BATHROOMS RIGHT NOW! Then come back and post.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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Re: Bathroom Poetry [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #2868014 - 07/08/04 09:52 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

You've never heard/read that before? And you live in NYC? That's crazy.


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Re: Bathroom Poetry [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #2868024 - 07/08/04 09:59 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

My favorite: Why are you reading the wall,when the joke is in your hand.


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Re: Bathroom Poetry [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #2868167 - 07/08/04 10:59 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

In my old highschool there were poems all over the bathrooms.


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Re: Bathroom Poetry [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #2868292 - 07/08/04 11:33 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

rofl


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Re: Bathroom Poetry [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #2868374 - 07/08/04 11:59 AM (12 years, 6 months ago)

one i always read was something like
dont put your ass on the seat
cause these crabs can jump 20 feet


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