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OfflinePooks
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poetry(feel free to contribute) lolz
    #11254791 - 10/15/09 07:14 PM (8 years, 5 days ago)

Three dam times ive been down this road
Too much drama just to bust a load
I used to think you were all the same;
in that every last one of you was fuckin insane

Then i realized that i was right
Not a single 1 of u knows how to close ur legs
Just like a virgen who cant help but beg
and plead that soon his seed
will spray inside a moist vagin* 


*pronounced Va Geen

-pooks:mushroom2:


Edited by Pooks (10/15/09 07:15 PM)


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Re: poetry(feel free to contribute) lolz [Re: Pooks]
    #11254847 - 10/15/09 07:22 PM (8 years, 5 days ago)

Obseen it may sound,
but worry not,
the now virgen,
just scored some pot.

In a day or three,
he will learn the ways,
of getting in panties,
with head games he plays.

The pot made him wise,
chill as a fox,
now every single day,
the cat scores box.


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OfflinePooks
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Re: poetry(feel free to contribute) lolz [Re: Smitington]
    #11254860 - 10/15/09 07:24 PM (8 years, 5 days ago)

wow dude did you purousely make yours correlate with the theme of mine or was it just coincidence. Either way great writing man :laugh::thumbup:


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OfflinePooks
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Re: poetry(feel free to contribute) lolz [Re: Pooks]
    #11254871 - 10/15/09 07:26 PM (8 years, 5 days ago)

oh nvm my last part was just kinda like urs, my beef. nice poem


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Re: poetry(feel free to contribute) lolz [Re: Pooks]
    #11254879 - 10/15/09 07:28 PM (8 years, 5 days ago)

thanks man, i tried to keep yours goin'


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Re: poetry(feel free to contribute) lolz [Re: Smitington]
    #11254904 - 10/15/09 07:32 PM (8 years, 5 days ago)

keep it goin'


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Re: poetry(feel free to contribute) lolz [Re: Smitington]
    #11254912 - 10/15/09 07:34 PM (8 years, 5 days ago)

one time, this brotha blew my bathroom up trying to get relief;
but didn't know, I roll my toilet paper on poison ivy leaf


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Re: poetry(feel free to contribute) lolz [Re: Envix]
    #11255394 - 10/15/09 08:49 PM (8 years, 5 days ago)

"Why are you late?" you had to inquire
"I forgot to put my pants in the dryer.
I meant to do a load late last night
But I fell asleep on the couch watchin the fight."


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  "It's all just a dream, babe
          A vacuum, a scheme, babe
                That sucks you into feelin' like this."


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Re: poetry(feel free to contribute) lolz [Re: crackawebsta]
    #11255422 - 10/15/09 08:54 PM (8 years, 5 days ago)

smokeing and toking
no fucking joking
vaped as hell
cant you tell?
and i have mushrooms drying
all of dem in mah room
good vibes here
and drink a beer:omgawesome:


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Re: poetry(feel free to contribute) lolz [Re: Salomon]
    #11255665 - 10/15/09 09:36 PM (8 years, 5 days ago)

'bout a half passed nine,
this peom is lookin' fine,
not a jok'n, this poems a smokin',
here comes the next line:

Me and my buddy z walked down to the bar,
planned to get wasted, didn't bring no car.
Couple of ladies, lookin' real cute,
I busted out my shit so they could play on my flute!

Ha ha, such immature shit,
if I acted any younger i'de be throwin' a fit.
It's all good tho, cus life's about the fun,
if u can't have none, you won't be gettin' no hun'.


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Edited by Smitington (10/15/09 09:38 PM)


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Re: poetry(feel free to contribute) lolz [Re: Smitington]
    #11255862 - 10/15/09 10:11 PM (8 years, 5 days ago)

this is an actual poem I wrote about a girl I know. Rough draft, probably will never get revised.

Co-Co-Nuts

I was a baby monkey
and as I drifted through the jungle
I felt my tummy rumble
So I climbed right up a tree
And when I got up to the top
Your co-co-nuts were there for me
So I picked a little one
And I got a little flavor
So I picked a bigger one
'cuz I felt a little braver
But as I tried to get a grip
I felt a co-co-nutty slip
So I grabbed onto a vine
And I dropped down to the ground
Just to have a look around
To see if I could find your fruit
And I looked and looked and looked and looked
And grabbed your trunk and shook and shook
But no more co-co-nuts for me
So I climbed back to the tippy top
Your friends were there
I took a seat
We shared your co-co-nutty treat
And though I wanted all for me
They were here first and they want you
So I will share
I'm happy to

The End


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Re: poetry(feel free to contribute) lolz [Re: Pooks]
    #11255905 - 10/15/09 10:17 PM (8 years, 5 days ago)

those all suck. my opinion rules all:crankey:


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If there were no rewards to reap,No loving embrace to see me through
This tedious path I've chosen here,I certainly would've walked away by now.
Gonna wait it out.
If there were no desire to heal The damaged and broken met along
This tedious path I've chosen hereI certainly would've walked away by now.
And I still may ... (sigh) ... I still may.Be patient.
I must keep reminding myself of this.


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Re: poetry(feel free to contribute) lolz [Re: Pooks]
    #11255929 - 10/15/09 10:20 PM (8 years, 5 days ago)

Marijuana and acid
My penis is flaccid
From the pills
I'm the equivalent of a man with gills
All weird and fucked up
Yet appearing normal
Mostly
like Mel Gibson in the thunder dome
Suffering from Kaleidoscopic mind syndrome
Drinking dream foam which dosent work.


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Re: poetry(feel free to contribute) lolz [Re: Pooks]
    #11256155 - 10/15/09 10:50 PM (8 years, 5 days ago)

fuck you fucks
you mother fuck
sitting in front of this screen
pretending to be the lord of kings
I sit and watch you die
like a pigeon on the street
fly away bitch
fly and die
I will drink cough syrup
till the day I die
fucking fucks


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If there were no rewards to reap,No loving embrace to see me through
This tedious path I've chosen here,I certainly would've walked away by now.
Gonna wait it out.
If there were no desire to heal The damaged and broken met along
This tedious path I've chosen hereI certainly would've walked away by now.
And I still may ... (sigh) ... I still may.Be patient.
I must keep reminding myself of this.


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Re: poetry(feel free to contribute) lolz [Re: desiretoheal]
    #11256251 - 10/15/09 11:04 PM (8 years, 5 days ago)

damn bro, you got some issues,
need me to hand you a box of tissues?


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Re: poetry(feel free to contribute) lolz [Re: Smitington]
    #11256258 - 10/15/09 11:05 PM (8 years, 5 days ago)

nah man i'm good. I just had to vent


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If there were no rewards to reap,No loving embrace to see me through
This tedious path I've chosen here,I certainly would've walked away by now.
Gonna wait it out.
If there were no desire to heal The damaged and broken met along
This tedious path I've chosen hereI certainly would've walked away by now.
And I still may ... (sigh) ... I still may.Be patient.
I must keep reminding myself of this.


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Re: poetry(feel free to contribute) lolz [Re: desiretoheal]
    #11256414 - 10/15/09 11:33 PM (8 years, 5 days ago)

he had to vent
this seemed to be the place to do it
most niggas get mad but we'll talk you through it
cause we're here for you man
we would understand
how can i help a young man we gotta get you a plan


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Re: poetry(feel free to contribute) lolz [Re: iamu]
    #11256436 - 10/15/09 11:35 PM (8 years, 5 days ago)

ill kick your ass
ill dowse you with gas
throw a match
you die in a flash
if you dont pass the blunt:crazy2:


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Re: poetry(feel free to contribute) lolz [Re: Salomon]
    #11257219 - 10/16/09 01:53 AM (8 years, 5 days ago)

The blunt is now passed
as we sit and watch moonlight strike the grass like silver
Friends and foes you all are
but when I return we wont be far
Far from the truth of it all
The truth that we are all one mind
All one kind
All one joint wrapped tightly to be smoked by the almighty pork rind


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If there were no rewards to reap,No loving embrace to see me through
This tedious path I've chosen here,I certainly would've walked away by now.
Gonna wait it out.
If there were no desire to heal The damaged and broken met along
This tedious path I've chosen hereI certainly would've walked away by now.
And I still may ... (sigh) ... I still may.Be patient.
I must keep reminding myself of this.


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Re: poetry(feel free to contribute) lolz [Re: desiretoheal]
    #11257466 - 10/16/09 02:52 AM (8 years, 5 days ago)

Bus Stop

A cigarette,
attached to
her
decaying hand

smoke trails aimlessly
upward,
reaching an ecstasy
of nothingness
Her withered face,
worn so very blank,
from waiting
The concrete greyness,
like another mindless hell,
greets me,
from across the black, creased
tarmac,
and tells me,
“ Don’t stop”
And I look to the sky,
yet all I can see/
smell
is cigarette smoke.
And I guess
we are all waiting,
just some,
are counting every
slow
second.


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