Anonymous said:
still a virgin no girfriend feels like i have no friends sometimes have no clue how to talk to girls. what do i do
Then I'm pretty sure your attitude towards this is....
Talk to girls sweetly, try to woo them and be romantic, and try to catch their attention somehow. I used to be a virgin too...
But,
Here's the deal,,....
Never met a girl that like all that sappy shit...
Why? Because, they are tricky creatures...
How do you talk to a girl?
Jokingly, light-heartedly, picking~ley,....
Instead of saying... "Hi, I really like your hair, I think it's very pretty. It brings out the color of your eyes..."
Say this instead... "That's one bitchin' ass hair style you got goin on there.. "
Instead of saying....
"Hi, my name is Virgin and I noticed you from across the room, and I just wanted to introduce myself.."
"Hey, what's up? You come here often?"
OR You can Take the "attack Self esteem route"..
Instead of Saying "Hey, I like Dr. Pepper Too. It's my favorite drink."
Say this instead "Umm. Shouldn't you be drinking Diet Dr. Pepper?"
Instead of saying "I really like that top you're wearing"
Say this instead "That top makes you look flat chested" or "My mom has that same top. It looks better on her"
Here's the dealio about all this....
There is an assumption that girls like assholes.... It's not really true. Girls like a challenge...And most guys see the guys that get the girls and think, that dudes an asshole. He's so mean to her... I could treat her better.
Well, sure you could, and I'm sure he could too... chances are, he's good to her while his dick is stuffed 6 inches into her womb... Thats probably when he tells her how nice her hair smells and how pretty her eyes are....
If you approach a girl with this kind of attitude, she will think you are creepy, or, she will think you are nice, and keep you around to boost her ego. Both of which will not get you laid...
Girls like a guy that makes them uncertain about things. If you make a girl question her looks, style, coolness, place in heirarchy, then she will want you to validate her. She needs you to like her.....
Here's an example that I saw on Ugly Betty a few weeks back..
Guy was talking about a book he wrote about how to score with women and he used this example..
Hot chic he did not know walks in the room with a donut barking orders..
he says
"Do you have any idea what that donut is going to do to your thighs?"
Her "What? What did you say to me?"
Her "who are you anyway?"
him *silence*
her "Hey, I'm talking to you?...
him *silence*
her "Why are you ingnoring me?"
him *silence*
her "Why don't you like me?"
him *silence*
her "I think I love you!"
A bit of a comical example, but pretty much the truth none the less...
Does this work?
Sure it does...
When I was in high school, I was a band geek.. however, I banged the majority of the cheerleaders when I Was in high school...
How?
I befriended the football players by stealing beer from the grocery store I worked at, and selling it to them at half price. Partied with them, picked fights with them, let them see that I was fearless of them, yet enjoyed their friendship. Even worked out with them and lifted weights with them in off season...
And treated their girlfriends like shit in front of them. They allowed it because they thought it was funny when I would insult their girlfriend (think about it, as opposed to becoming a threat to their girlfriend by being nice and complimenting them, and "Being there for them" when their ass hole jock boyfriends were being drunk jerks.)
The girls would be pissed becuase I was more manipulative of their own boyfriends than they could be.... So, this dynamic made them want me, they wanted to identify with my power. So, generally, they wanted to cheat on their boyfriends with me, that way, they would get the upper hand......
Usually, when this would get to the point of nearly happening, I would tip their boyfriend off, being like, "Dude, your girl came onto me last night while you were passed out... I told her that I'm not down with that shit... Just wanted to let you know cuz that shit ain't cool. She's just trying to get between us and probably wants to see me get my ass kicked because she knows I don't like her.."
Then top it off with some insults...
"She was saying that you don't listen to her and shit, and that you spend more time with your friends than with her..." "I tried to tell her that you care about her and that you just have a lot of friends because you're likeable and shit.."
then when the drama ensues...
*silence* ... Didn't get defensive. Just let the drama unfold...
9 times out of 10, a break up would ensue, she would come crying to me, I would be an ass... Tell her that her bf would kick my ass if he knew she came to me. She would say it was over between them *cuddle cuddle, kiss kiss, suck fuck* then tell her it was a mistake, and that if anyone found out I would totally deny it... (You got to beat them to the punch on this one... If they think that you are inferior to them, then they will say this right after the sex is finished)..
Of course she's not going to tell anyone she fucked a band geek over her own jock bf.
10 times out of 10, the girl is back with her original BF in school on Monday acting like chums, and I get to be mean to her again and be his friend and resume my status as a fucking slug with a cool guy facade....
But hey, I got lots of tight p hole... And better yet, lots of p hole still in the cheer leader outfit....
Those were the days..
These days sex is just kinda, meh... Who cares...
I'd rather go rock climing and jack off off the side of a sheer cliff....
Anyway,
That is the best advice I can give you, though it may get you pummeled or killed, that's life..
You know?
Have fun.
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