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Anonymous #21

Re: How do I get girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11161484 - 10/01/09 12:14 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

You still sound Eastern European.

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Anonymous #23

Re: How do I get girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #21]
    #11161619 - 10/01/09 12:48 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

best advice is don't be a creepy fag

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Anonymous #11

Re: How do I get girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #23]
    #11161793 - 10/01/09 01:54 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #23 said:
Just fucking talk to them, women r not like another species, they want the seckz as well.

1. Go to a party.
2. Make sure u are drunk
3. Be hilarious
4. Talk to girls
5. They will think you are cool and give u their number
6. Hang out with them, actually talk to them about things that matter
7. Make out with them
8. Ask them out.
9. seckz

u might be like omg ur a fag that wont work. it worked as of this afternoon, well step 9 will be presumably tomorrow afternoon but step 1-8 is complete.




:rofl2:.

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Anonymous #24

Re: How do I get girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11161799 - 10/01/09 01:57 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Duct tape and rohypnol.  Keep her in your basement.

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Anonymous #21

Re: How do I get girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #24]
    #11161804 - 10/01/09 01:58 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Muppet?

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Anonymous #25

Re: How do I get girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11163681 - 10/01/09 12:43 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Listen man, the natural extroverts are right, but they don't understand your mindset so it's not getting through. I will break it down for you:

1) GO OUT. Do you really think there's ANY other way? Not later, now. GO OUT. GO OUT!!!!!!
2) You are a good person that offers happiness to women. You do not need to become this, you need to learn how to display it socially.
3) Do not fear rejection because YOU HAVE NOT LOST ANYTHING. It does not mean ANYTHING about your worth as a person. You have GAINED experience and feedback. It's a big social experiment and you're just calibrating until you lock it down.
4) You are not going out to get laid. You are going out to meet people and CONNECT. ENJOY THE PROCESS. If you're not having fun out there, why the hell would women be attracted?
5) Action, not perfection. GO OUT. Learn on the job.
6) Be on your path, know what you want, don't be afraid to go after it. You don't NEED a girlfriend, you WANT a girlfriend because sex is fun and will bring you mutual enjoyment.
7) Women are everywhere. Good women are everywhere. Hot women are everywhere. Good, nice, honest, trustworthy, hot-as-fuck women are EVERYWHERE. If you crash and burn with one, there are MORE.
8) Go Out.
9) GO OUT!!!!!!

Writing this helped me. Hope it helped you, or anyone, or everyone. :hippie::heart:

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Anonymous #21

Re: How do I get girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #25]
    #11163719 - 10/01/09 12:51 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

OP is obviously trolling.

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Anonymous #11

Re: How do I get girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #25]
    #11163724 - 10/01/09 12:52 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

I actually like this post a lot. I'm a natural introvert as well but this is generally how I try to approach things and I've actually had moderate success in getting strange women not to swat me away like a fly. :lol: I'm still dating a few of them, but I don't know if I've ever found "girlfriend material" this way.

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Anonymous #25

Re: How do I get girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #21]
    #11163872 - 10/01/09 01:16 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Shhhhhh  :tongue:

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Anonymous #26

Re: How do I get girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #25]
    #11163895 - 10/01/09 01:20 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #25 said:
Listen man, the natural extroverts are right, but they don't understand your mindset so it's not getting through. I will break it down for you:

1) GO OUT. Do you really think there's ANY other way? Not later, now. GO OUT. GO OUT!!!!!!
2) You are a good person that offers happiness to women. You do not need to become this, you need to learn how to display it socially.
3) Do not fear rejection because YOU HAVE NOT LOST ANYTHING. It does not mean ANYTHING about your worth as a person. You have GAINED experience and feedback. It's a big social experiment and you're just calibrating until you lock it down.
4) You are not going out to get laid. You are going out to meet people and CONNECT. ENJOY THE PROCESS. If you're not having fun out there, why the hell would women be attracted?
5) Action, not perfection. GO OUT. Learn on the job.
6) Be on your path, know what you want, don't be afraid to go after it. You don't NEED a girlfriend, you WANT a girlfriend because sex is fun and will bring you mutual enjoyment.
7) Women are everywhere. Good women are everywhere. Hot women are everywhere. Good, nice, honest, trustworthy, hot-as-fuck women are EVERYWHERE. If you crash and burn with one, there are MORE.
8) Go Out.
9) GO OUT!!!!!!

Writing this helped me. Hope it helped you, or anyone, or everyone. :hippie::heart:




Can I do thiz while sitting in my mom's basement? Cuz I really liek gurlz and I really liek my mom's basement.

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Anonymous #27

Re: How do I get girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #26]
    #11164089 - 10/01/09 01:59 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

put down the bong-  don't wake and bake-  go out-  $$

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Anonymous #28

Re: How do I get girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #11165712 - 10/01/09 07:11 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

All you have to do is find a girl that you can relate to and like. If you think they like you in that way too, ask them out on a date!

Or, if shes not the one, try meeting some of her chick friends. America is all about social-ladder climbing.

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Anonymous #27

Re: How do I get girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #28]
    #11165810 - 10/01/09 07:30 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

i do best when the girls hit on me  :crazy2:

its hard to break the ice  if i dont have something in common wth the girl

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Anonymous #29

Re: How do I get girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11168468 - 10/02/09 07:07 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
I am very lonely. How do I get girlfriend. I am confused on this American procedure.




hit in girls instead of guys

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Anonymous #21

Re: How do I get girlfriend [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #11168489 - 10/02/09 07:11 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #2 said:
Learn how to use possessives so you don't sound like a Russian Communist.



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