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Anonymous #1

Are you FAT?
    #8014604 - 02/12/08 07:34 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

And i do't mean big boned or hefty.. i mean like FAT. As in nasty fat/obese. You look disgusting naked.

are you fat?

If so, why? and why don't you lose some weight?


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Anonymous #2

Re: Are you FAT? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8014733 - 02/12/08 07:55 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

no. no i am not. i'm actually quite sexy.

although i wouldn't mind losing like 5-10 lbs to bring my abs out more.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Are you FAT? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #8014747 - 02/12/08 07:59 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Yes I am. Because food is too good, and women are so dumb they will still fuck me. literally I bang attractive women.


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Anonymous #4

Re: Are you FAT? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #8014763 - 02/12/08 08:03 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Yes I am. Because food is too good, and women are so dumb they will still fuck me. literally I bang attractive women.




No shit. Women love fat guys. Skinny guys never get women.


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Anonymous #5

Re: Are you FAT? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #8014816 - 02/12/08 08:18 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

i'm fat and its fucking disgusting.

i'm in the process of not being lazy and sitting on my fat ass and stuffing my face. i've lost 4 lbs in the past 2 weeks.

whatever, its a start

-molasses


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Anonymous #1

Re: Are you FAT? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #8014846 - 02/12/08 08:25 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

The the last poster, good for you. Good luck on your journey. Don't quit. You will suprise yourself with how much better you will look/feel. You can go far. Keep at it bro.

And the other fat-ass that gets attractive chicks - This is not about women it's about you and your health.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Are you FAT? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #8014854 - 02/12/08 08:27 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
no. no i am not. i'm actually quite sexy.

although i wouldn't mind losing like 5-10 lbs to bring my abs out more.




Me too. Just get on that brown rice and chicken.


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Anonymous #6

Re: Are you FAT? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8014892 - 02/12/08 08:35 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I was fat in my twenties and it all came to a crashing halt when I saw pictures of myself.  Since then I have completely revolutionized my lifestyle and now, 5 years later, I actually underweight but focusing on being healthy and fit. :thumbup:

To the people who struggle with their weight: eat more vegetables and fruits, just get off your ass and move around, one step at a time.


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Anonymous #7

Re: Are you FAT? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #8014920 - 02/12/08 08:40 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
Women love fat guys.  Skinny guys never get women.




Damn, so that must be why I am not getting laid. I am a fuckin' string bean!!!:kingcrankey:


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Anonymous #2

Re: Are you FAT? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #8014948 - 02/12/08 08:47 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

or it's because you lack confidence and the ability to talk to women.


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Anonymous #8

Re: Are you FAT? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #8014963 - 02/12/08 08:48 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

6'4
150-155lbs

I'm fucking anorexic almost.


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Anonymous #2

Re: Are you FAT? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8014967 - 02/12/08 08:49 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
no. no i am not. i'm actually quite sexy.

although i wouldn't mind losing like 5-10 lbs to bring my abs out more.




Me too. Just get on that brown rice and chicken.




i've got two half empty bags of brown rice in my fridge. one long-grain, one short-grain. although admittedly as of late, i haven't been preparing my own food as much as i should. which is fucking stupid as hell. in the past few months, i have wasted soooo much money eating out. oh well.


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Anonymous #2

Re: Are you FAT? [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #8014980 - 02/12/08 08:51 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
6'4
150-155lbs

I'm fucking anorexic almost.




so eat some fucking protein and fatty foods and start doing pushups. pay 50 bucks for a curl bar and some weights and do a couple sets a day.

regardless, i've seen plenty of skinny chicks scoring hot girls. hell, skinny is in right now. skinny artsy indie kids score mad cute indie chicks.


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Anonymous #2

Re: Are you FAT? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #8014984 - 02/12/08 08:52 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

*i've seen plenty of skinny guys scoring hot girls.

although i'd much rather see it the other way around. hot lesbian sex = win


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Anonymous #8

Re: Are you FAT? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #8015112 - 02/12/08 09:16 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
6'4
150-155lbs

I'm fucking anorexic almost.




so eat some fucking protein and fatty foods and start doing pushups. pay 50 bucks for a curl bar and some weights and do a couple sets a day.

regardless, i've seen plenty of skinny chicks scoring hot girls. hell, skinny is in right now. skinny artsy indie kids score mad cute indie chicks.




I eat a lot more than you would expect from just looking at me. You're right though, I need to start working out. I'm not sure where to start, how long I should be working out and how many sets/reps/all that shit.


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Anonymous #2

Re: Are you FAT? [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #8015246 - 02/12/08 09:34 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

well first off know that anything is better than nothing.

secondly, if you're just looking to bulk up, then do heavy weights with low reps. if you want to tone up, do light weight with high reps. so obviously you'd do the former.

a good place to start is with bench. go with a friend to act as a spotter and max out. it won't be very much, but don't be embarrassed. everyone starts somewhere. work your back as much as your chest, so do lat pulldowns and seated rows. work bi's (curls) and tri's (extensions).

again, anything is better than nothing. high protein plus heavy weight intensive workouts should have you noticeably bigger before too long. you won't get massive in any short amount of time, but you can work past being a stick.


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Anonymous #2

Re: Are you FAT? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #8015275 - 02/12/08 09:38 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

a bench routine i used to always do in high school was 8-6-4. 8 reps at about 40lbs below my max, then put on 10lbs and do 6, then 10 more lbs and do 4 reps. you could shoot for one more set of 2 at 10lbs below your max, but it'll be difficult.

it'll help if you go with friends who already have a steady routine. it'll keep you motivated to go and they can pass their experience onto you.


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Anonymous #9

Re: Are you FAT? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8015355 - 02/12/08 09:52 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I am sleek and fat, well over 400lbs. I revel in my obesity! It is good to eat a dozen eggs and a loaf of bread in one sitting. How I laugh at the skinny people who will never know the joys of eating an entire bag of fried oreos! Yes, soon I shall graduate to human flesh, and then I shall truly be a god!


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Anonymous #10

Re: Are you FAT? *DELETED* [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #8015608 - 02/12/08 10:43 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Anonymous #1

Re: Are you FAT? [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #8015744 - 02/12/08 11:36 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I always wondered how to fat people whipe their ass? Like, wouldn't they get shit all over their hands because they actualy have to dig through their ass fat to whipe the rectum?

Anyway...

For those of you that need to put on some beef.. the answer is not with a curl bar and pushups.

Get a gym member ship or a squat rack and start doing heavy deadlifts and squats. Lots of food and lbs of lean muscle mass guaranteed. I used to want to be a trainer but i realized how annoying it really is after trying to train my friends.


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