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Anonymous #1

Why are Wiccans Fat?
    #7533462 - 10/18/07 10:24 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I've met a few Wiccans and they all seem to be enormous fat cows. I wonder why that is?


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Anonymous #2

Re: Why are Wiccans Fat? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7533546 - 10/18/07 10:45 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

OMG me too! thats so fucking weird, ive never even thought of that.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Why are Wiccans Fat? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7533612 - 10/18/07 11:06 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

My brother is a morbidly obese wiccan. . .

GET FUCKING REGISTERED!!


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Anonymous #1

Re: Why are Wiccans Fat? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7533618 - 10/18/07 11:09 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
My brother is a morbidly obese wiccan. . .




So is our very own Wiccan_Seeker.


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Anonymous #4

Re: Why are Wiccans Fat? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7533670 - 10/18/07 11:37 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

never really thought about it but here's one of the first pics that show up on google image search for 'wiccan'



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Anonymous #3

Re: Why are Wiccans Fat? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7533671 - 10/18/07 11:38 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Idol Worship is the way to go anyway.:thumbup:


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Anonymous #5

Re: Why are Wiccans Fat? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7533720 - 10/19/07 12:13 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

100% of the 2 Wiccans that I know are indeed enormous fat cows.:shrug:


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Anonymous #6

Re: Why are Wiccans Fat? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7533741 - 10/19/07 12:27 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

i know a large wiccan too.


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Anonymous #7

Re: Why are Wiccans Fat? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7533752 - 10/19/07 12:29 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

:fatbastard:  :fatman:  :bucktoothfattygangsta:


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Anonymous #6

Re: Why are Wiccans Fat? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7533754 - 10/19/07 12:30 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)



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Anonymous #6

Re: Why are Wiccans Fat? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7533758 - 10/19/07 12:31 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

i see one skinny guy out of the bunch, at the end of the line.


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Anonymous #6

Re: Why are Wiccans Fat? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7533780 - 10/19/07 12:45 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)








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The Maryland Lottery on Tuesday validated a winning Mega Millions ticket purchased by an accountant who teaches the Wiccan religion.

Elwood "Bunky" Bartlett said he will take a lump sum cash payment. His quarter share of Friday's Mega Millions jackpot amounts to about $48.6 million, or $32.6 million after taxes. He took the cash option because he can invest the money better than anyone else, Bartlett said after a meeting with lottery officials at the agency's headquarters in Baltimore.

Bartlett, 40, of Dundalk, said his win will allow him to devote his time to teaching people about Wicca, a nature-based religion. He said he also wants to buy a big house with a pool, but he doesn't plan to stop eating at McDonald's or buying his clothes at Wal-Mart.

Bartlett holds one of four winning tickets for Friday's estimated jackpot of $330 million. As of Tuesday afternoon no one had publicly stepped forward to claim the other three winning tickets, which were sold in New Jersey, Texas and Virginia.

The odds that any ticket would match all five numbers — 8, 18, 22, 40 and 44, plus the Mega Ball number of 11 — were one in 176 million.




http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2007/09/04/national/a112011D07.DTL&feed=rss.news


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Wicca guy Lotto winner

And he's gonna need it for his future healthcare costs considering it appears he follows the Never-Miss-A-Meal version of Wicca.

Wicca. Oh brother.

Wicca teacher claims 1 Mega ticket

NOTTINGHAM, Md. - Elwood "Bunky" Bartlett says a New Age book store made it possible for him to become an overnight multimillionaire.

He and his wife, Denise, were on their way to the shop where he occasionally teaches Wicca and Reiki (RAY'kee) healing when they stopped at a liquor store and bought two $5 Mega Millions tickets for Friday night's estimated $330 million jackpot. On Sunday, he said one ticket was a winner.

"If it wasn't for this place I wouldn't have won the lottery," Bartlett said Sunday at Mystickal Voyage, the New Age shop.

One could also guess that if it wasn't for the Doritos he wanted he wouldn't have won, either.

I'm just sayin'.

WICCA SECT UPDATE WITH VIDEO!

Wicca Guy confirms he will continue to be a part of the McDonalds-Wendy's-Burger King sect of Wicca.





http://tammybruce.com/2007/09/wicca_teacher_wins.php


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Anonymous #8

Re: Why are Wiccans Fat? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7533906 - 10/19/07 02:00 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I'm not really a big fan of cosmetic surgery, but when you're filthy rich and look like you should be hanging out with linus and charlie brown, it might be something to look in to. not to skinny-levels, though, or they might pull his wicca membership card.


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Anonymous #9

Re: Why are Wiccans Fat? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7534355 - 10/19/07 07:22 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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So is our very own Wiccan_Seeker.





I'm not a Wiccan anymore, not for years.


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Anonymous #10

Re: Why are Wiccans Fat? [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7534712 - 10/19/07 09:59 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Wiccans feel that they have a right to pleasure and do not deny themselves of pleasure. And since they are so lame, they cant get laid, so they get their pleasure from eating.


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Anonymous #11

Re: Why are Wiccans Fat? [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #7534750 - 10/19/07 10:15 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)



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Anonymous #12

Re: Why are Wiccans Fat? [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #7534954 - 10/19/07 11:19 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

overweight people often feel powerless over themselves

wicca offers them power

also, overweight people are often self-conscious to the point of being socially inept

which attracts them to niche interests like wicca

thats my theory


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Anonymous #13

Re: Why are Wiccans Fat? [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #7534962 - 10/19/07 11:22 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

ive met a handful of wiccans, out of the bunch only one of them was hot. the rest were either ok or just plain disgusting. what i dont get is, they worship the earth and elements and all of that, why the hell dont they take care of themselves? wiccans need to start breeding with vegetarians, maybe that will even it out a bit.


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Anonymous #14

Re: Why are Wiccans Fat? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7536743 - 10/19/07 06:47 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

You know, thats weird. I know 2 wiccan people and both are fat and hideously ugly.


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Anonymous #13

Re: Why are Wiccans Fat? [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #7537004 - 10/19/07 08:10 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

kinda like how you never see any hot goths except here and there on the internet.


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