Anonymous said:

My brother is a morbidly obese wiccan. . .

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The Maryland Lottery on Tuesday validated a winning Mega Millions ticket purchased by an accountant who teaches the Wiccan religion.

Elwood "Bunky" Bartlett said he will take a lump sum cash payment. His quarter share of Friday's Mega Millions jackpot amounts to about $48.6 million, or $32.6 million after taxes. He took the cash option because he can invest the money better than anyone else, Bartlett said after a meeting with lottery officials at the agency's headquarters in Baltimore.

Bartlett, 40, of Dundalk, said his win will allow him to devote his time to teaching people about Wicca, a nature-based religion. He said he also wants to buy a big house with a pool, but he doesn't plan to stop eating at McDonald's or buying his clothes at Wal-Mart.

Bartlett holds one of four winning tickets for Friday's estimated jackpot of $330 million. As of Tuesday afternoon no one had publicly stepped forward to claim the other three winning tickets, which were sold in New Jersey, Texas and Virginia.

The odds that any ticket would match all five numbers — 8, 18, 22, 40 and 44, plus the Mega Ball number of 11 — were one in 176 million.

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Wicca guy Lotto winner

And he's gonna need it for his future healthcare costs considering it appears he follows the Never-Miss-A-Meal version of Wicca.

Wicca. Oh brother.

Wicca teacher claims 1 Mega ticket

NOTTINGHAM, Md. - Elwood "Bunky" Bartlett says a New Age book store made it possible for him to become an overnight multimillionaire.

He and his wife, Denise, were on their way to the shop where he occasionally teaches Wicca and Reiki (RAY'kee) healing when they stopped at a liquor store and bought two $5 Mega Millions tickets for Friday night's estimated $330 million jackpot. On Sunday, he said one ticket was a winner.

"If it wasn't for this place I wouldn't have won the lottery," Bartlett said Sunday at Mystickal Voyage, the New Age shop.

One could also guess that if it wasn't for the Doritos he wanted he wouldn't have won, either.

I'm just sayin'.

WICCA SECT UPDATE WITH VIDEO!

Wicca Guy confirms he will continue to be a part of the McDonalds-Wendy's-Burger King sect of Wicca.

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So is our very own Wiccan_Seeker.

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