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Why are Wiccans Fat?
#7533462 - 10/18/07 10:24 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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I've met a few Wiccans and they all seem to be enormous fat cows. I wonder why that is?
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Anonymous #2
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OMG me too! thats so fucking weird, ive never even thought of that.
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Anonymous #3
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My brother is a morbidly obese wiccan. . .
GET FUCKING REGISTERED!!
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Anonymous #1
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Anonymous said: My brother is a morbidly obese wiccan. . .
So is our very own Wiccan_Seeker.
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Anonymous #4
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never really thought about it but here's one of the first pics that show up on google image search for 'wiccan'
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Anonymous #3
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Idol Worship is the way to go anyway.
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Anonymous #5
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100% of the 2 Wiccans that I know are indeed enormous fat cows.
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Anonymous #6
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i know a large wiccan too.
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Anonymous #7
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Anonymous #6
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Anonymous #6
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i see one skinny guy out of the bunch, at the end of the line.
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Anonymous #6
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The Maryland Lottery on Tuesday validated a winning Mega Millions ticket purchased by an accountant who teaches the Wiccan religion.
Elwood "Bunky" Bartlett said he will take a lump sum cash payment. His quarter share of Friday's Mega Millions jackpot amounts to about $48.6 million, or $32.6 million after taxes. He took the cash option because he can invest the money better than anyone else, Bartlett said after a meeting with lottery officials at the agency's headquarters in Baltimore.
Bartlett, 40, of Dundalk, said his win will allow him to devote his time to teaching people about Wicca, a nature-based religion. He said he also wants to buy a big house with a pool, but he doesn't plan to stop eating at McDonald's or buying his clothes at Wal-Mart.
Bartlett holds one of four winning tickets for Friday's estimated jackpot of $330 million. As of Tuesday afternoon no one had publicly stepped forward to claim the other three winning tickets, which were sold in New Jersey, Texas and Virginia.
The odds that any ticket would match all five numbers — 8, 18, 22, 40 and 44, plus the Mega Ball number of 11 — were one in 176 million.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2007/09/04/national/a112011D07.DTL&feed=rss.news
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Wicca guy Lotto winner
And he's gonna need it for his future healthcare costs considering it appears he follows the Never-Miss-A-Meal version of Wicca.
Wicca. Oh brother.
Wicca teacher claims 1 Mega ticket
NOTTINGHAM, Md. - Elwood "Bunky" Bartlett says a New Age book store made it possible for him to become an overnight multimillionaire.
He and his wife, Denise, were on their way to the shop where he occasionally teaches Wicca and Reiki (RAY'kee) healing when they stopped at a liquor store and bought two $5 Mega Millions tickets for Friday night's estimated $330 million jackpot. On Sunday, he said one ticket was a winner.
"If it wasn't for this place I wouldn't have won the lottery," Bartlett said Sunday at Mystickal Voyage, the New Age shop.
One could also guess that if it wasn't for the Doritos he wanted he wouldn't have won, either.
I'm just sayin'.
WICCA SECT UPDATE WITH VIDEO!
Wicca Guy confirms he will continue to be a part of the McDonalds-Wendy's-Burger King sect of Wicca.
http://tammybruce.com/2007/09/wicca_teacher_wins.php
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Anonymous #8
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I'm not really a big fan of cosmetic surgery, but when you're filthy rich and look like you should be hanging out with linus and charlie brown, it might be something to look in to. not to skinny-levels, though, or they might pull his wicca membership card.
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Anonymous #9
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So is our very own Wiccan_Seeker.
I'm not a Wiccan anymore, not for years.
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Anonymous #10
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Wiccans feel that they have a right to pleasure and do not deny themselves of pleasure. And since they are so lame, they cant get laid, so they get their pleasure from eating.
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Anonymous #12
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overweight people often feel powerless over themselves
wicca offers them power
also, overweight people are often self-conscious to the point of being socially inept
which attracts them to niche interests like wicca
thats my theory
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Anonymous #13
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ive met a handful of wiccans, out of the bunch only one of them was hot. the rest were either ok or just plain disgusting. what i dont get is, they worship the earth and elements and all of that, why the hell dont they take care of themselves? wiccans need to start breeding with vegetarians, maybe that will even it out a bit.
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Anonymous #14
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You know, thats weird. I know 2 wiccan people and both are fat and hideously ugly.
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Anonymous #13
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kinda like how you never see any hot goths except here and there on the internet.
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Anonymous #15
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at all the pictures in this thread!
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Anonymous #16
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Hmmm...I wonder how many Wiccans are gay? I've known one overweight Wiccan and one gay Wiccan.
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Anonymous #17
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Wiccans are fat because they eat babies.
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Anonymous #18
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cuz they all make dank ass witch's brew
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Anonymous #19
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i also like the fat ass biker guys
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Anonymous #3
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My hideously obese Wiccan bro is gay, all his Wiccan friends are either gay or dyke and large. ONE IS A TRANNY!! SHES GOT A COCK. ITS NAME IS OCTAVIAN.
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Anonymous #20
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Anonymous said: i also like the fat ass biker guys
I can't believe that guy is even capable of riding motorcycle.
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Anonymous #21
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i wanna see that guy fall off doing 100mph and grease the highway like butter on a hot pan
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Anonymous #1
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Anonymous said: i also like the fat ass biker guys
I can't believe that guy is even capable of riding motorcycle.
It probably takes him 10 minutes to get all that lard on the bike, and he has to rest 15 minutes after he gets on.
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Anonymous #20
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Wicca's not even a religion, it's just a cultural pastiche.
Blame the Christians.
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Anonymous #15
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Anonymous said: doesn't plan to stop eating at McDonald's
How can you be Wiccan and eat at a place notorious for horrible standards in their factory farms? I thought being Wiccan was about respecting and being aware of all life andshit like that. Fuckin' hippocrite.
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Anonymous #10
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/\ Wiccan is about forming your own little niche in existence to fit in somehow... thats all... It's not shit about anything else..
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Anonymous #22
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Anonymous #23
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cause they are gay
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Anonymous #24
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This topic title made me lol.
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Anonymous said: kinda like how you never see any hot goths except here and there on the internet.
Not even remotely true. I've known lots of hot goths. Dated a few of them.
As for fat wiccans... that is somewhat true. I have known lots of fat wiccans. I would say there are enough of them to make this a very valid observation. On the other hand, there are lots of skinny wiccans.
Another observation... a lot of the skinny wiccans I have known might either be considered "nerdy" or acted a little "eccentric."
Thus, my theory is that these groups of people tend to be ostracized socially, and therefore identify themselves as outcasts, or, viewed differently, unique individuals.
This gives them a great predilection toward a religion which tends to be outside of the mainstream. The theory mentioned earlier about choosing a religion that is empowering, seems like an interesting idea as well.
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Anonymous #26
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kinda like how you never see any hot goths except here and there on the internet.
Whoa,, hold on there. Out here there are a shit load of hot goth's, only problem is they all dress the same. No originality.
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Anonymous #27
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Strange.
I've met two wiccans
One of them was an almost anorexic Wiccan. He looked like a stick-figure.
THe other was a female Ojibwe type. She was older, id say in her late 30's, but she was a FOX!
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Anonymous #27
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i don't think you can calssify Wicca in terms of their members weight!
I think it's more along the lines of these fat individuals with a esteem issues, and an obvious conflict between them and what society deems 'normal', so they turn to Wicca. Wicca didn't make them fat. They were fat losers that turned to Wicca, because no other 'religion' accepts them.
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