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""Drug Dealers"" Read this, morons!
#7956412 - 01/30/08 04:35 PM (16 years, 2 days ago) |
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So if your So if your a drug dealer and your reading this I just wanted to type a few things out for ya! 
Pot Dealers- First off quit saying that your shit is "Medical Grade". Quit saying you swear you have the stuff that hendrix smoked. And for God fucking sakes quit saying you have "Purple Haze". My biggest beef with you fuckers is when you pull out the bud, you start going off on a tangent that your stuff is the best shit around and you always get the hookups for ledgendary pot. Shut the fuck up and give me my fucking pot
Meth Dealers-Quit being so sketchy you stupid fucks. Luckly i can say that I havnt delt with "Your Kind" very much in life, But it doesnt take long to get the Mentality of how you work. If you are pregnant, dont smoke meth! ITS COMMON SENSE YOU SELFISH FUCKS. And dont assume me and you get to have a smoking session with the sack i just fucking bought. Not to mention dont hook up my first sack, then cut the next one in half. You fuckers are horrible, FUCK YOU
Coke Dealers-No I dont wanna do lines with you.......
RC Dealers- Be fucking careful with who you randomly give this "Awsome" New drug to....plz 
Acid Dealers- "Your Tripping again?"
pill Dealers- "Is your grandma gonna be Ok?"
---sorry just wanted to go off on a Bitchfest of random things i would like to say or would have said to Dealers ive delt with---- Hope you enjoyed the read
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PilzeEssen


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i dont really get the acid one..
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Tomandjerry58
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you ever been to a store where they sell you things? they talk the shit up so they can sell it to you... learn to read between the lines
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awesomebastard
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Quote:
Spiritual Seeker said:
Coke Dealers-No I dont wanna do lines with you.......
pill Dealers- "Is your grandma gonna be Ok?"
so true. hey man you wanna do a line, oh whats that your jonesing now? Oh here I have a hundo with your name all over it, lol
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Tomandjerry58
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Re: ""Drug Dealers"" Read this, morons! [Re: awesomebastard]
#7956474 - 01/30/08 04:44 PM (16 years, 2 days ago) |
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yeah ....i can't stand that shit either ...what a ripp off
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Caribou_Lou
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lame
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Spiritual Seeker
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Re: ""Drug Dealers"" Read this, morons! [Re: Caribou_Lou]
#7956503 - 01/30/08 04:48 PM (16 years, 2 days ago) |
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A acid dealer i once knew was high ALL the time. He would be frying over and over cause he had sheets.
Caint say i wouldnt of done the same....I wonder what ever happened to him?
And the Pill Dealer Comment is I always hear people who got pills because they stole it from their grandparents who were deathly ill. Pretty fucked up luckly im not in high school anymore
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Caribou_Lou
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why would you do a line with your dealer? fuck that, unless it's from their sack I would never agree to that. Just say you're going to save it and leave it at that.
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Maverick
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Meth Dealers-Quit being so sketchy you stupid fucks. Luckly i can say that I havnt delt with "Your Kind" very much in life, But it doesnt take long to get the Mentality of how you work. If you are pregnant, dont smoke meth! ITS COMMON SENSE YOU SELFISH FUCKS. And dont assume me and you get to have a smoking session with the sack i just fucking bought. Not to mention dont hook up my first sack, then cut the next one in half. You fuckers are horrible, FUCK YOU
Just out of curiousity, how are you supposed to tell a meth dealer to not be sketchy?
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Tomandjerry58
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Re: ""Drug Dealers"" Read this, morons! [Re: Maverick]
#7956592 - 01/30/08 05:02 PM (16 years, 2 days ago) |
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if he doesn't use meth
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Caribou_Lou
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Re: ""Drug Dealers"" Read this, morons! [Re: Tomandjerry58]
#7956627 - 01/30/08 05:07 PM (16 years, 2 days ago) |
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then he wouldn't be paranoid.. duh
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awesomebastard
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Re: ""Drug Dealers"" Read this, morons! [Re: Caribou_Lou]
#7956888 - 01/30/08 05:50 PM (16 years, 2 days ago) |
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Caribou_Lou said: why would you do a line with your dealer? fuck that, unless it's from their sack I would never agree to that. Just say you're going to save it and leave it at that.
thats the point they "hook you up" just so you start to jones then they sell you a gram or whatever, its pretty funny actaully.
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itsthedank
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Re: ""Drug Dealers"" Read this, morons! [Re: awesomebastard]
#7957420 - 01/30/08 07:38 PM (16 years, 2 days ago) |
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whenever someone says they have purple haze i just laugh in their face...that strain hasn't been around since the 70's
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Re: ""Drug Dealers"" Read this, morons! [Re: itsthedank]
#7957460 - 01/30/08 07:47 PM (16 years, 2 days ago) |
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Is it weird to have had around 20 hookups since highschool, and not one of them was so retarded.
people who sold pot were generally cool, but a bit selfish on occasion.
Im really surprised to hear so many people know pot dealers that are not cool at all, and sound like they are, I guess just stupid..
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Coaster
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Re: ""Drug Dealers"" Read this, morons! [Re: itsthedank]
#7957474 - 01/30/08 07:50 PM (16 years, 2 days ago) |
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itsthedank said: whenever someone says they have purple haze i just laugh in their face...that strain hasn't been around since the 70's
i buy purple haze, royal haze, super silver haze, i get hazed all the time
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Re: ""Drug Dealers"" Read this, morons! [Re: itsthedank]
#7957507 - 01/30/08 07:55 PM (16 years, 2 days ago) |
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itsthedank said: whenever someone says they have purple haze i just laugh in their face...that strain hasn't been around since the 70's
you are kidding right?
I've gotten it a few times and smoked a lot of it in dam
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yageman
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Re: ""Drug Dealers"" Read this, morons! [Re: Coaster]
#7957514 - 01/30/08 07:56 PM (16 years, 2 days ago) |
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Ya, all sorts of hazes out there.
You can buy dank ass haze seeds if you live in the right country.
No need to laugh in anyone's FACE.....lol Although, most times when people say that they have purple haze, its not actually purple haze, or what is called purple haze today.
Id be willing to bet there are a few superior dank breeds being sold as purple haze in seed form.
its just a name. What jimi smoked is probably nothing compared the the "purple haze" of today, and im not so sure him saying purple haze in a song means there was a strain called that yet. I think he was just writing trippy lyrics. Correct me if im wrong.
Anyways, I never thought that any name was a strong selling point anyways, unless I was buying from someone who is actually in the know.
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Edited by yageman (01/30/08 08:01 PM)
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itsthedank
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Re: ""Drug Dealers"" Read this, morons! [Re: mikeytro]
#7957575 - 01/30/08 08:05 PM (16 years, 2 days ago) |
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actually, to be honest, i'm not totally sure, but i think the theory goes that through breeding, "true" Purple Haze has just been wiped out. There are other purple strains but not neccesarily "true." Thats the main reason why there are so few Parent strains, only a few left in the world. 9 times out of 10 when your told your getting purple haze, its either a different purple strain or just purple due to temp. alterations or nutes.
But there are still Haze strains out there and i've had a few of them...knock me on my ass
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Scarfase
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Pills are dumb anyways, never done them, never will. Most people who do sell them are little 15 year old kids stealing them from their house.
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