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THEBats
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who the fuck cares about "true" purple haze anyways? As long as it's a haze and it's purple I don't care. Hell it don't even have to be purple but purple just looks so cool. The last "purple haze" I bought was off some dude for 20 a gram. Got a quarter for 100. Now know that I knew it wasn't purple haze but damn it was good. Had a nice purple color and smelled, and I'll never forget this, exactly like a bowl of fruity pebbles. Really trippy head high too. I can honestly say I haven't been that high since. I mean I good some good bud but I crave the trippy smoke.
Edited by THEBats (01/30/08 09:05 PM)
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StonedGnome
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Spiritual Seeker said: So if your So if your a drug dealer and your reading this I just wanted to type a few things out for ya! 
Pot Dealers- First off quit saying that your shit is "Medical Grade". Quit saying you swear you have the stuff that hendrix smoked. And for God fucking sakes quit saying you have "Purple Haze". My biggest beef with you fuckers is when you pull out the bud, you start going off on a tangent that your stuff is the best shit around and you always get the hookups for ledgendary pot. Shut the fuck up and give me my fucking pot
Meth Dealers-Quit being so sketchy you stupid fucks. Luckly i can say that I havnt delt with "Your Kind" very much in life, But it doesnt take long to get the Mentality of how you work. If you are pregnant, dont smoke meth! ITS COMMON SENSE YOU SELFISH FUCKS. And dont assume me and you get to have a smoking session with the sack i just fucking bought. Not to mention dont hook up my first sack, then cut the next one in half. You fuckers are horrible, FUCK YOU
Coke Dealers-No I dont wanna do lines with you.......
RC Dealers- Be fucking careful with who you randomly give this "Awsome" New drug to....plz 
Acid Dealers- "Your Tripping again?"
pill Dealers- "Is your grandma gonna be Ok?"
---sorry just wanted to go off on a Bitchfest of random things i would like to say or would have said to Dealers ive delt with---- Hope you enjoyed the read
And who do you think you are?
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budsmoke
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Re: ""Drug Dealers"" Read this, morons! [Re: Scarfase]
#7957930 - 01/30/08 09:21 PM (16 years, 2 days ago) |
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I'm pretty sure purple haze was acid...
but anyways I used to sell pot, and started mainly because I was sick of buyin my bud from scumbags. I never threw a name on it, even if the people I got it from claimed it was "inster name here". I just solf it by how the grade goes around here. From weakest to strongest... regs, mids, commercial, outdoor KB, indoor KB, Headies. Done deal, I didn't pretend to know the real strain, nor did a ever sell a short bag, (in fact my 1/8's were usually around 4g's or more). That's one reason I never had trouble moving my shit. You can be a sumbag and maybe off of ur first few qp's or oz's you will make more than you would being legit, but eventually people find good hookups and will only go to you as a last resort. As a result, bud moves slower = less profit per week. BE SMART. TREAT YOUR CUSTOMERS RIGHT!.
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bryguy27007
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Re: ""Drug Dealers"" Read this, morons! [Re: Scarfase]
#7957959 - 01/30/08 09:27 PM (16 years, 2 days ago) |
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Supernovasky- that is the kind of a dealer people want to deal with, I wish there were more of those around.
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itsthedank
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Re: ""Drug Dealers"" Read this, morons! [Re: THEBats]
#7958051 - 01/30/08 09:51 PM (16 years, 2 days ago) |
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THEBats said: who the fuck cares about "true" purple haze anyways? As long as it's a haze and it's purple I don't care. Hell it don't even have to be purple but purple just looks so cool. The last "purple haze" I bought was off some dude for 20 a gram. Got a quarter for 100. Now know that I knew it wasn't purple haze but damn it was good. Had a nice purple color and smelled, and I'll never forget this, exactly like a bowl of fruity pebbles. Really trippy head high too. I can honestly say I haven't been that high since. I mean I good some good bud but I crave the trippy smoke.
It really doesn't matter to me at all...kinda...theres soooo many possibilities and breeds that you can make off of a parent strain and purple haze is just that type of strain...if I could get my hands on a clone i'd be the happiest man alive...ask around for Columbia Red and you'll probably get the weirdest look, another near extinct parent strain...but i speak from a growing perspective, theres plenty of good bud out there to get stoned off of...but once you've had a true breed, you'll want nothing more
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Diamonds808
New love formushies.



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Re: ""Drug Dealers"" Read this, morons! [Re: budsmoke]
#7958365 - 01/30/08 10:49 PM (16 years, 2 days ago) |
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budsmoke said: I'm pretty sure purple haze was acid...
What? You can't smoke acid.........
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Coaster
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Re: ""Drug Dealers"" Read this, morons! [Re: Diamonds808]
#7958422 - 01/30/08 11:01 PM (16 years, 2 days ago) |
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i think he means like sunshine acid purple haze acid something like that maybe
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citricacidx
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Re: ""Drug Dealers"" Read this, morons! [Re: Coaster]
#7958499 - 01/30/08 11:16 PM (16 years, 2 days ago) |
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Man, i thought this was gonna be a good thread..
I was expecting the 10 Crack Commandments:
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I been in this game for years, it made me a animal It's rules to this shit, I wrote me a manual A step by step booklet for you to get your game on track, not your wig pushed back
Rule nombre uno: never let no one know how much, dough you hold, cause you know The cheddar breed jealousy 'specially if that man fucked up, get your ass stuck up Number two: never let em know your next move Don't you know Bad Boys move in silence or violence Take it from your highness (uh-huh) I done squeezed mad clips at these cats for they bricks and chips Number three: never trust no-bo-dy Your moms'll set that ass up, properly gassed up Hoodie to mask up, shit, for that fast buck she be layin in the bushes to light that ass up Number four: know you heard this before Never get high, on your own supply Number five: never sell no crack where you rest at I don't care if they want a ounce, tell em bounce Number six: that god damn credit, dead it You think a crackhead payin you back, shit forget it Seven: this rule is so underrated Keep your family and business completely seperated Money and blood don't mix like two dicks and no bitch Find yourself in serious shit Number eight: never keep no weight on you Them cats that squeeze your guns can hold jobs too Number nine shoulda been number one to me If you ain't gettin bags stay the fuck from police (uh-huh) If niggaz think you snitchin ain't tryin listen They be sittin in your kitchen, waitin to start hittin Number ten: a strong word called consignment Strictly for live men, not for freshmen If you ain't got the clientele say hell no Cause they gon want they money rain sleet hail snow
Follow these rules you'll have mad bread to break up If not, twenty-four years, on the wake up Slug hit your temple, watch your frame shake up Caretaker did your makeup, when you pass Your girl fucked my man Jake up, heard in three weeks she sniffed a whole half of cake up Heard she suck a good dick, and can hook a steak up Gotta go gotta go, more pies to bake up, word up, uhh
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large_dose
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Re: ""Drug Dealers"" Read this, morons! [Re: yageman]
#7958610 - 01/30/08 11:46 PM (16 years, 2 days ago) |
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StonedGnome said:
And who do you think you are?
lmfao
    +5
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yageman said: Ya, all sorts of hazes out there.
Correct me if im wrong.
Purple Haze is both a variety of marijuana and a variety of LSD. Jimi could have been talking about either one or both.
I've heard, or rumor says...
He was referencing to the acid.
Purple haze was a large run of high quality LSD in 1966 by Owsley Stanley.
Ehh, yeah.  Correct me if im wrong.
Edited by large_dose (01/30/08 11:54 PM)
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large_dose
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Re: ""Drug Dealers"" Read this, morons! [Re: large_dose]
#7958634 - 01/30/08 11:50 PM (16 years, 2 days ago) |
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btw i thought it was going to drag into a good thread too... oh well, i think everybodys heard the crack commandments
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DreamSignals
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Re: ""Drug Dealers"" Read this, morons! [Re: large_dose]
#7958661 - 01/30/08 11:55 PM (16 years, 2 days ago) |
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Meth is so fucking gross, what a waste of life that drug really is. No offense, but if you tweak, I have zero respect for you, in fact, do take offense you dirty fuck.
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Acaterpillar
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Re: ""Drug Dealers"" Read this, morons! [Re: DreamSignals]
#7958853 - 01/31/08 12:50 AM (16 years, 2 days ago) |
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Whenever people ask my friend how good his weed is he just hands them a nug. He does trip almost every weekend though.
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yageman
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Re: ""Drug Dealers"" Read this, morons! [Re: Acaterpillar]
#7958896 - 01/31/08 01:12 AM (16 years, 2 days ago) |
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Who fucking cares about jimi hendrix?
I mean I love the guy, but that name has nothing to do with anything. Purple haze is nothing more than a cool name. there are REAL strains of extremely dank weed called purple haze and other haze strains. WHO CARES....................... You fucking morons.
Serry.
If you want to talk about jimi hendrix, dont talk about some fucking words he used in his music as it pertains to types of drugs.
Was purple haze lsd? I dont know!
Lsd is lsd. Good weed is good weed. And purple haze was a cool two word lyric(coupled with "in my brain").
I dont care. Back then people called lsd or even weed by funny names just like people do today.
Although, these days you are more likely to meet some dumbass who claims he has purple haze lsd, or weed. --------------------------------------------------------
Anyone who doesnt understand what im saying has no fucking clue what im talking about. Thats fine with me.
Purple haze? Dont worry about it.
Its a fucking name people give drugs no matter how good they are.
If you ask me, its just words to a song. A cool metaphor. People used that in any way they could.
Sounds potent doesnt it?
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large_dose
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Re: ""Drug Dealers"" Read this, morons! [Re: yageman]
#7958965 - 01/31/08 01:50 AM (16 years, 2 days ago) |
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i agree.
but yeah that pretty much answers your question spiritual
u'd have to talk to him to get the real answer
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handicappedrat
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Re: ""Drug Dealers"" Read this, morons! [Re: awesomebastard]
#7959037 - 01/31/08 02:45 AM (16 years, 2 days ago) |
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Man, I don't know whats up with you people, but back in my coke days I always liked getting some free bumps with my gram 
edit: What is RC by the way?
Edited by handicappedrat (01/31/08 02:48 AM)
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emrandel
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Re: ""Drug Dealers"" Read this, morons! [Re: handicappedrat]
#7959049 - 01/31/08 02:57 AM (16 years, 2 days ago) |
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I always do lines with my dealer. What's wrong with that? He'll be like hey you want to try some. And I'll be like sure man that's awesome. *SNOOOORT* oh wow ****** this shit is great. Get a ball and be like yo man let's do some lines. Do some of his, do some of mine. Everyone's high. I always share my coke with everyone. When I can't share it, that's a sign I need to stop.
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islander20
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Re: ""Drug Dealers"" Read this, morons! [Re: handicappedrat]
#7959103 - 01/31/08 03:49 AM (16 years, 1 day ago) |
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RC=Research Chemical Google PIHKAL and TIHKAL Semi-legal hallucinagens, created by Shulgin
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handicappedrat
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Re: ""Drug Dealers"" Read this, morons! [Re: emrandel]
#7959112 - 01/31/08 03:55 AM (16 years, 1 day ago) |
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emrandel said: I always do lines with my dealer. What's wrong with that? He'll be like hey you want to try some. And I'll be like sure man that's awesome. *SNOOOORT* oh wow ****** this shit is great. Get a ball and be like yo man let's do some lines. Do some of his, do some of mine. Everyone's high. I always share my coke with everyone. When I can't share it, that's a sign I need to stop.
Totally man, my dealer is and keeps amazingly disgusting company and I still love getting a few fat rails before I part my own ways.
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MrKite1
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Re: ""Drug Dealers"" Read this, morons! [Re: DreamSignals]
#7959242 - 01/31/08 06:15 AM (16 years, 1 day ago) |
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DreamSignals said: Meth is so fucking gross, what a waste of life that drug really is. No offense, but if you tweak, I have zero respect for you, in fact, do take offense you dirty fuck.
I wonder how you feel about that 10 year old out there taking USPS grade d-methamphetamine, the best there is? I hate this 'my drug is better than yours' mentality. Don't be so quick to lap up propaganda. Like so many other situations you may find with some research that the majority of the worst things to come out of amphetamine use in America were caused by the very attempts to regulate and eradicate their use.
Anyhow, my favorite drug dealers have always been those that run it much like a business and cater to their customers. Folks like that seem to be hard to find and require some work to establish a trusting relationship with them. It's all business, everything always runs smoothly and the weight is never off.
I don't deal with coke or meth dealers. I've never even met a meth dealer before so any of their ruthless paranoia is avoided. Anyone who does cocaine more than a few times has at least one story about getting screwed it seems.
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Land_Crab
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It's the nature of the beast. Dealing with people who fuck around with hard, powerful, addictive substances (e.g. speed, coke, heroin) is generally going to cause more problems (see: psychosis, rampant greed) than those who deal with softer substances (e.g. mushrooms, marijuana). Part of this is attributable to the ease with which one can cut, stomp on, dilute, or adulterate the aforementioned substances.
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