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Invisiblelooner2
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How do you talk to a hippie drug dealer?
    #3366329 - 11/15/04 10:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I haven't smoked in years, and after this weekend I want to treat myself. The thing is, I have been out of the loop and have no connections. There is a hippie in my one class that I know used to sell to my friend last year, but i've heard he is very secretive and defensive about his selling. How do I go up to him and ask for pot? Do you kids still call them marijuana cigarettes? Help me!


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Re: How do you talk to a hippie drug dealer? [Re: looner2]
    #3366336 - 11/15/04 10:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I dunno I just walked up to my dealer and started a conversation and it went from there.


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Re: How do you talk to a hippie drug dealer? [Re: looner2]
    #3366337 - 11/15/04 10:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

just walk up to him and be like, hey man, do you know james holdin? aunt mary?

Seriously, just ask your friend to talk to him first


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Re: How do you talk to a hippie drug dealer? [Re: Pathos]
    #3366346 - 11/15/04 10:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

My friend graduated, I have no connections to him.


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Re: How do you talk to a hippie drug dealer? [Re: looner2]
    #3366353 - 11/15/04 10:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Marijuana User-Mushroom Head....he shall explain it to yee :grin:

if it were i, just go up to him when he is alone and no one around outside and start shooting the shit mention your buddy and ask if he has any.  i always caleld them joints, or weed.  i dotn get all this beaster type terminology :crazy:


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Re: How do you talk to a hippie drug dealer? [Re: looner2]
    #3366354 - 11/15/04 10:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

well in that case, if hes all secretive about it, you're gonna have to make friends with him first so he trusts you. I dont see any other way.


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Re: How do you talk to a hippie drug dealer? [Re: kadakuda]
    #3366358 - 11/15/04 10:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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kadakuda said:
i dotn get all this beaster type terminology :crazy:




I second That !!!! I always call them Joints


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Re: How do you talk to a hippie drug dealer? [Re: looner2]
    #3366359 - 11/15/04 10:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

haha "kids"  :grin:

ask him where you can score some good bud.  not even implying that he has it, just where to find it :wink:


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Annnnnnd I had a light saber and my friend was there and I said "you look like an indian" and he said "you look like satan" and he found a stick and a rock and he named the rock ooga booga and he named the stick Stick and we both thought that was pretty funny. We got eaten alive by mosquitos but didn't notice til the next day. I stepped on some glass while wading in the swamp and cut my foot open, didn't bother me til the next day either....yeah it was a good time, ended the night by buying some liquor for minors and drinking nips and going to he diner and eating chicken fingers, and then I went home and went to bed.---senior doobie


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Re: How do you talk to a hippie drug dealer? [Re: kaiowas]
    #3366367 - 11/15/04 10:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

ask him where you can score some good bud. not even implying that he has it, just where to find it

Awesome idea, thank you!


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Re: How do you talk to a hippie drug dealer? [Re: kaiowas]
    #3366379 - 11/15/04 10:53 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I guess I am one of those kids, I always would just say something like, damn I hate when it's dry like this, there's no tree anywhere. If that doesn't get a response walk away.


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Re: How do you talk to a hippie drug dealer? [Re: looner2]
    #3366380 - 11/15/04 10:53 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Your an old stoner so why ask us ...did you get a KO?


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Re: How do you talk to a hippie drug dealer? [Re: looner2]
    #3366387 - 11/15/04 10:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

yeah he still might be sketched out till you get to know him a little better...

hehe yeah definetly don't call them "marijuana cigarettes"

He'll probably never sell to you then :wink:


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Re: How do you talk to a hippie drug dealer? [Re: looner2]
    #3366409 - 11/15/04 11:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

First of all, the hippie is a very complex, and secretive creature.
So outright asking him, is out of the question.
You must first watch him from a distance. Circle around him three times, and than compliment his patchouli aroma. This will lower his defenses. Ask him if he ever "rides the gravy train to happy land"
If he pretends to not know what your talking about, or becomes defensive, let him know you are cool, by repeatedly telling him.
"Don't worry, I'm cool dog. everythings cool. i'm cool."

If this dosen't work, try growing your own.


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Re: How do you talk to a hippie drug dealer? [Re: OldSpice]
    #3366411 - 11/15/04 11:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Alounacara said:
Your an old stoner so why ask us ...did you get a KO?




youre old enough to get senior citizen discounts (In pot head years of course) :wink:


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Annnnnnd I had a light saber and my friend was there and I said "you look like an indian" and he said "you look like satan" and he found a stick and a rock and he named the rock ooga booga and he named the stick Stick and we both thought that was pretty funny. We got eaten alive by mosquitos but didn't notice til the next day. I stepped on some glass while wading in the swamp and cut my foot open, didn't bother me til the next day either....yeah it was a good time, ended the night by buying some liquor for minors and drinking nips and going to he diner and eating chicken fingers, and then I went home and went to bed.---senior doobie


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Re: How do you talk to a hippie drug dealer? [Re: kaiowas]
    #3366414 - 11/15/04 11:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

How do you talk to a hippie drug dealer?

Very slowly.......


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Re: How do you talk to a hippie drug dealer? [Re: Hooty]
    #3366432 - 11/15/04 11:07 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Hooty said:
How do you talk to a hippie drug dealer?

Very slowly.......





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Re: How do you talk to a hippie drug dealer? [Re: OldSpice]
    #3366463 - 11/15/04 11:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Your an old stoner so why ask us ...did you get a KO?

That is saturday, and this getting high session will be my treat if I win.


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Re: How do you talk to a hippie drug dealer? [Re: looner2]
    #3366471 - 11/15/04 11:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

As suggested by others, you should just ask him. All he can do is say no...


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Re: How do you talk to a hippie drug dealer? [Re: looner2]
    #3366547 - 11/15/04 11:29 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

looner2 said:
Your an old stoner so why ask us ...did you get a KO?

That is saturday, and this getting high session will be my treat if I win.



Good whip his ass and pm me and i`ll see if i can help you out :cool:


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Re: How do you talk to a hippie drug dealer? [Re: OldSpice]
    #3367154 - 11/16/04 01:38 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Wait, you're in college and there is a hippy in your class? You've gotta be kidding me! :smile:


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