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I want to be a New Age therapist.
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I've finally found my calling in life. I want to touch up hot chicks and take their money.
I don't know how to talk bullshit with a straight face though, that's something I'd have to learn.

Any of you profit in a profane way from practicing alternative medicine, and do you believe what you tell your clients? Any tips?

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Re: I want to be a New Age therapist. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Quit bein a douche

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Re: I want to be a New Age therapist. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Pinch your balls really hard when you're lying :smirk:

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Re: I want to be a New Age therapist. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous said:
I don't know how to talk bullshit with a straight face though, that's something I'd have to learn.


Too bad. That's key in any New Age themed endeavour.

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Re: I want to be a New Age therapist. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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so wait...does 'new age' mean that you get to fuck yer patients as part of their therapy then  :smirk:

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Re: I want to be a New Age therapist. [Re: Anonymous #5]
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cause that's SO the kind of 'therapist' I wanna be!  :muppet:

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Re: I want to be a New Age therapist. [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Where do I learn to become a tantric instructor? Hurry people, this is vital information.

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Re: I want to be a New Age therapist. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Just make shit up. The crazier, the better.

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Re: I want to be a New Age therapist. [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Just tell her that you need to put your dick in her butt to open up her heart chakra.

When she starts shitting on yer bed, tell her she is releasing toxins from her third eye.

Bitches fall for that everytime :craven:

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Re: I want to be a New Age therapist. [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Damn you're smooth.

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Re: I want to be a New Age therapist. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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aren't I though  :muppet:

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Re: I want to be a New Age therapist. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Quote:
I've finally found my calling in life. I want to touch up hot chicks and take their money.
I don't know how to talk bullshit with a straight face though, that's something I'd have to learn.

Any of you profit in a profane way from practicing alternative medicine, and do you believe what you tell your clients? Any tips?




You are pretty adept at taking bullshit with a straight face, because you are doing it right now.

You don't want to be a "new age therapist", you are just polluting this anonymous forum with just another bullshit post.

You're so much better than the practitioners of alternative medicine that you just have to show off your superiority, aren't you?
Get a grip man.


As a holistic anti-nonsense Thread Doctor I advise you to get dry smashed in the shit box sooner than start another crap thread here again.
It's free advice too.

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