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Anonymous #1

Dontcha like it when your psycho girlfriend...
    #7709000 - 12/02/07 11:08 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Is on birth control, and youre having unprotected seks constantly for years, and then out of the blue one day she tells you "oh yeah - i stopped taking birth control pills about a year ago because i want to have your baby":heart: It's precious moments like those that really make you love a girl for being so honest with you and at the same time..so trustworthy, so wonderful. Every month you drive her to the doctor to get more birth control pills that she wasnt even taking, priceless moments let me tell you

Luckily that wonderful women in my life at the time wasnt menstrating barely ever, maybe once every year or two and was basically unable to get pregnant i suppose so i really lucked out on that one!


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Anonymous #2

Re: Dontcha like it when your psycho girlfriend... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7709027 - 12/02/07 11:14 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Gotta be careful with those girls man. I CHECK my girlfriend's pill packages to see if they're taking them. I even try to watch them take the pills in the morning.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Dontcha like it when your psycho girlfriend... [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7709057 - 12/02/07 11:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Ditch that ho mang


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Anonymous #4

Re: Dontcha like it when your psycho girlfriend... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7710545 - 12/03/07 12:03 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

it should be more socially acceptable to punch women in the fucking face


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Anonymous #5

Re: Dontcha like it when your psycho girlfriend... [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7711185 - 12/03/07 02:15 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

is she your ex now? if my girl did that she would be....


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Anonymous #4

Re: Dontcha like it when your psycho girlfriend... [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7711193 - 12/03/07 02:18 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

mine just became my ex like five minutes ago

high five


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Anonymous #6

Re: Dontcha like it when your psycho girlfriend... [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7711251 - 12/03/07 02:34 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

shit she is a psycho!

get out of there fast nigga!


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Anonymous #1

Re: Dontcha like it when your psycho girlfriend... [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7711265 - 12/03/07 02:37 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
is she your ex now? if my girl did that she would be....




yeah she is a goner from my life. we were with eachother for years and she ended up gaining a good 60+ pounds from the time I met her, which was yucky. we went from having sex a few times a day slowly down to once or twice a week. fat girls discust me. plus she was psycho slut cheating hore backstabber and worst of all a complete liar, which didnt help the situation any. it was a nightmare.

and i did check her birthcontrol pill often to make sure she was taking them, but i suppose she would just flush them down the toilet every morning.. id ask all the time "did you take your pill today?" -"oh yeah of course"


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Anonymous #6

Re: Dontcha like it when your psycho girlfriend... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7711271 - 12/03/07 02:39 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

bitches are crazy.


i stay the fuck away from relationships.


fuck em and keep going, FOR THE WIN.


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Anonymous #7

Re: Dontcha like it when your psycho girlfriend... [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7711562 - 12/03/07 03:57 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

bitches are crazy :yesnod:


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Anonymous #8

Re: Dontcha like it when your psycho girlfriend... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7713149 - 12/03/07 09:59 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
is she your ex now? if my girl did that she would be....




yeah she is a goner from my life. we were with eachother for years and she ended up gaining a good 60+ pounds from the time I met her, which was yucky. we went from having sex a few times a day slowly down to once or twice a week. fat girls discust me. plus she was psycho slut cheating hore backstabber and worst of all a complete liar, which didnt help the situation any. it was a nightmare.

and i did check her birthcontrol pill often to make sure she was taking them, but i suppose she would just flush them down the toilet every morning.. id ask all the time "did you take your pill today?" -"oh yeah of course"




sounds like you are quoting what happened with my ex. But within 1-2 months of my dumping her she ended up in the hospital 4 times from loss of blood and overdosing... havent herd from her for a while.. tsk tsk. oh well.


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Anonymous #9

Re: Dontcha like it when your psycho girlfriend... [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7713443 - 12/03/07 11:05 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

damn why the hell do you all date with those psycho hoes?
shit i wouldnt touch that slut with a fucking stick


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Anonymous #10

Re: Dontcha like it when your psycho girlfriend... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7713552 - 12/03/07 11:34 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

next time im gonna hold you tight inside me when you cum so i bare your baby


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Anonymous #11

Re: Dontcha like it when your psycho girlfriend... [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #7713574 - 12/03/07 11:40 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

damn dude, you did luck out

i got with this girl from denver, and told me the thing to do was drink Monster energy drink... straight up, i was like so are you on the pill, this and that, and she's all "no, I'll just drink a monster".. i was stressing for weeks these broads can be dumb!!

fuckin monster...! you'd be better off w some homeopathic nonsense


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Anonymous #10

Re: Dontcha like it when your psycho girlfriend... [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #7713592 - 12/03/07 11:43 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

only a minor or an autistic woman would think something ridiculous like that

which?


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