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weeds - suburban slangin'
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Just watched the latest episode of weeds, and it made me think.

I used to sell pot in the suburbs and it was exactly like that. You have to deal with all this bullshit: cops shakin you down, niggas tryin to rob you, the financial/organizational issues of running a business, Barbara Bush-ass mothers thinking you're the devil, etc...

And your yuppie-ass customers couldn't care less about it, they just want to get high. They treat you like Wal-Mart because they live in this bubble where everything is beautiful and money buys anything. So they whine and complain and do stupid shit that puts you at risk because they don't know about the harsh pitfalls of drug dealer reality, being firmly encapsulated in their suburbanite bubble.

So I say, if you live in the suburbs, respect your pot dealer, cuz they have to put up with a lot of shit to be there serving you.


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"America touts itself as the land of the free, but the number one freedom that you and I have is the freedom to enter into a subservient role in the workplace. Once you exercise this freedom you've lost all control over what you do, what is produced, and how it is produced. And in the end, the product doesn't belong to you. The only way you can avoid bosses and jobs is if you don't care about making a living. Which leads to the second freedom: the freedom to starve."

- Tom Morello

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Re: weeds - suburban slangin' [Re: wps]
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i'm a spy huntin rap dinosaur from the future

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Re: weeds - suburban slangin' [Re: sam420]
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Arghh, why all the swearing? Television just does it for shock value..

That clip doesn't make any sense to me. That's not how the drug world really works.well to do suburbanite moms do not "move bricks" for black drug-pimps. That's just..totally stupid.

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Re: weeds - suburban slangin' [Re: a_guy_named_ai]
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selling in suburbia is probably the place you are most likely to get busted because everyone there is so goddamn stupid.

i learned because i was going into the hood to scoar big sacks and started taking my lessons from them. when i got back in the suburbs then i started feeling nervouse. here's why

example one - suburban kids think they are clever
"Hey can you hook me up with q of... apples?"

example two - suburban kids think everyone is your friend
hey looks it's my after school special client showing up with all his fucking friends... again

example three - suburban kids play it,... hard nigga
with their goddamn steros in my drive way and theyre whigger as girlfriend screaming


goddamn


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Re: weeds - suburban slangin' [Re: a_guy_named_ai]
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jonathan_206 said:
Arghh, why all the swearing? Television just does it for shock value..

That clip doesn't make any sense to me. That's not how the drug world really works.well to do suburbanite moms do not "move bricks" for black drug-pimps. That's just..totally stupid.


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Re: weeds - suburban slangin' [Re: The_Ghost]
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Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.

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Re: weeds - suburban slangin' [Re: wps]
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Worst show on television.

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Re: weeds - suburban slangin' [Re: a_guy_named_ai]
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jonathan_206 said:
Arghh, why all the swearing? Television just does it for shock value..

That clip doesn't make any sense to me. That's not how the drug world really works.well to do suburbanite moms do not "move bricks" for black drug-pimps. That's just..totally stupid.


It doesnt make sense because its a´one minute clip from a show thats been running for three seasons. Not that you'd know how dealing works anyhow.


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Re: weeds - suburban slangin' [Re: wps]
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Suberbia blows, but you're more likely to get popped leaving leaving house parties and cruising at bar-time.  Whomever said Weeds sucks, I just stole your soul. :grin:


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"Blow up your TV, throw away your paper.  Go to the country, build you a home."

- John Prine

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Re: weeds - suburban slangin' [Re: Scarfmeister]
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It doesnt make sense because its a´one minute clip from a show thats been running for three seasons.


One minute, five minute, I saw what I saw, and it was stupid.

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Not that you'd know how dealing works anyhow.


How would you know.

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