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A Story I started. What do you think? Rough Draft.title The Blind Chef’s Spice Rack Was A Lodestone
    #7545697 - 10/22/07 03:33 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

The Blind Chef’s Spice Rack Was A Lodestone.

There was fifty eight tables in the "Room". Vell, at least that is what Mama K called it, and because Mama K called it that the "others" called it that as well. The "others" were a hodge podge group of young, wide eyed kids. I swear to god these unhappy fucks were trying the best they knew how to enjoy life and still work for a blind chef, and a tyrannical manager, it was a scene to behold. If the damnable chef could have seen the looks on their faces he may have just eased up a bit. Mama K was just a mean as bitch, and the place was usually packed for it.

Let me tell you about the nite the the three toed hick made his first and to this date only appearance. I swear to "GOD", you won't believe this, it defies all of most human experience. Shit, I worked that nite and I still reel under the impact of that most amazing evening.

The fucker walks in about three minutes til closing! He comes in and immediately leans back on his heels. His hands are thrust deep in his pockets. His moist pink and abundant tongue hangs heavily from his mouth, don't most have people teeth, where the hell are his teef and why the hell is his tongue lolling about like some paralyzed mollusk cast from his home in some horrible accident involving too much lidocaine and and a rubber walker gone infinitely wrong? THIS MOTHERFUCKER WAS UGTLY! HE HAD ON OVERALLS!

My God, what is he doing here?

I will never forget the silence that enveloped the place when he first walked his steely self in. It was a silence punctuated by the sharp increase in breath, the silver clang of incredulous silverware, the ever present still ever ignored click of the clock, the clock that finally gives each their release from capitalism, it froze for a minute, or eternity. No one can remember now. It stopped clocking, clicking and hung impotent form the wall beyond the coke machines, It was excruciating when he walked in.

Little did we know...., his sixth toofless kids came in behind him. LO, the ultimate doom had befallen. It was New Years eve and Bit and his brood was HUNGRY!!!!!!

Thames Role: A Server.

Now, I can tell you have been working with this kid Thames a long time. He has been working here since he started school in this city three and half years ago. I declare, i thought I had seen every emotion, every conceivable representation of that emotion, every face and every look of despair that poor English kid had. Lo, I was wrong, dead fucking wrong.



The look of dread that passed across this otherwise handsome kid's face was unique in its singularity. I swear, for the briefest of moments in time the natural order and progression of things came to a halt. The bleakness, the expanse was so pervasive the very cherubs in heaven lost their direction. They literally could no longer figure out where the seat of hopelessness was and how to get home from such malicious ports of call.

All hell had seemingly been staged at the very portal of our lives. It was sure to be an interesting rest of the evening.



Lol, thankfully I was released. Ha ha, so long suckers! Still, the sadist in me provided the necessary parts, I firmly placed my ass in the fifth bar stool from the closest end to the Exit. Oh, it was gonna be great. Gots a martinis in hand, and the night had taken a turn towards the macabre.



Hold It! Let me set the stage before we go any further. I am gonna tell yall of our good friend, the college kid Thames. He, to say the least, ah well fuck it, I think I may just tell yall the most, is a misleading sort of fellow. Not in the traditional since of the nomer "misleading". he isn't at all dishonest, he would honestly answer any question you would ask. It seems that is his very mechanism de defense, ya just wouldn't think to ask him some of the questions you might ask a fiendish ghast that should be confined to the supernatural parts of any European jail. Yeah, and a fiendish ghast he is, fit only to the most confining confines of any European hell. IMHO.

Let us compare the two. A look at teh Fiend and the Hick.

You may have figured it out, Thames was the only waiter left "on duty", there were still two left performing those duties that would provide conduits for their escape into the night.

He stands a good 6'2", at probably 179lbs. He told me 190, but you can add a dozen pounds to the male ego. He had those eyes...., you know the kind that are, well... seem to be perpetually squinted. It really does provide for an intelligent face, with the long semi oval features of the Celts. Pointy ears of the preternatural and long dark flowing hair of the Spanish. In retrospect, if you looked close enough you could see the hate, the murder in his eyes. Thing was he rarely let people see his eyes, and most people didn't even know he was obstructing their view.


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Re: A Story I started. What do you think? Rough Draft.title The Blind Chef’s Spice Rack Was A Lodes [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #7547233 - 10/22/07 02:50 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

So far, so good.


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Re: A Story I started. What do you think? Rough Draft.title The Blind Chef’s Spice Rack Was A Lodes [Re: nakors_junk_bag]
    #7547252 - 10/22/07 02:54 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

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nakors_junk_bag said:
Lol, thankfully I was released.




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