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What Would Bush Do
    #7510293 - 10/11/07 07:27 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

If Bin Laden turned himself in?


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Re: What Would Bush Do [Re: UnknownMycophile]
    #7510306 - 10/11/07 07:30 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

He'd bail him out and suck him off :naughty:


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Re: What Would Bush Do [Re: UnknownMycophile]
    #7510338 - 10/11/07 07:35 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

In person? Or from a distance?

If it was in person I could imagine Bush shooting him in the head instantly. I'm sure Bin Laden wouldn't even make it to Bush before being seen and killed by 1000s of other people.


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Re: What Would Bush Do [Re: aDoS]
    #7510349 - 10/11/07 07:37 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

i am sure Bush would lend credit somehow to the homeland security thing. aside from that, i am geussing that would be it.


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Re: What Would Bush Do [Re: aDoS]
    #7510350 - 10/11/07 07:37 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

A line.


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Re: What Would Bush Do [Re: StrandedVoyager]
    #7510357 - 10/11/07 07:38 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

StrandedVoyager said:
A line.



Then hopefully resign.


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Re: What Would Bush Do [Re: UnknownMycophile]
    #7510383 - 10/11/07 07:42 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

it'd be great if they caught bin laden, and they flew him to the whitehouse and bush shot him on the whitehouse lawn in teh face, execution style.

that would send a dope message to the world :thup:


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Re: What Would Bush Do [Re: UnknownMycophile]
    #7510401 - 10/11/07 07:46 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

give him a raise.


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Re: What Would Bush Do [Re: AlteredAgain]
    #7510657 - 10/11/07 08:32 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah,
he's just an actor.

Hollywood baby!


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Re: What Would Bush Do [Re: Ego Death]
    #7510664 - 10/11/07 08:33 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

It seems that a lot of people on the shroomery are into conspiracies...or am I wrong?


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Re: What Would Bush Do [Re: Ego Death]
    #7510669 - 10/11/07 08:34 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

the television is a powerful instrument. reality is not always what is broadcasted.


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Re: What Would Bush Do [Re: AlteredAgain]
    #7510703 - 10/11/07 08:40 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Well I am pretty sure Bin Laden is or was at least a real person...

I keep seeing all of these comments suggesting Bin Laden is teamed up with our government or something.

I can believe that maybe the Bin Laden in his new videos is not really Bin Laden...but I don't think hes teamed up with our government...think logically please.

Bin Laden has been in very bad health in the past 10 years...so there is a good possibility that he is already dead...and a double of him is now making videos. Trying to make people believe he is still alive so we keep looking. Or then again he might just still be alive...

I dunno. I just know the conspiracies suggesting that our government knows where Bin Laden is and that they are teamed up with him are just complete bullshit.


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:drooling:GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH:drooling:


Edited by aDoS (10/11/07 08:41 PM)


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Re: What Would Bush Do [Re: aDoS]
    #7510788 - 10/11/07 08:57 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

I don't see how 911 and the invasion in iraq could be orchestrated at all without bush/bush connections being in cahoots SOMEHOW (even ignorantly via third party) with bin laden.

Bin laden would never turn himself in. Period. He would die in a shootout but he would not turn himself in.


Edited by jonathan_206 (10/12/07 12:07 AM)


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Re: What Would Bush Do [Re: a_guy_named_ai]
    #7510865 - 10/11/07 09:14 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Damn, you people have no sense of humor,
lighten up, and spark one up.


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Re: What Would Bush Do [Re: AlteredAgain]
    #7510911 - 10/11/07 09:26 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Hell yeah,
If 32 frames a second of digital information beamed into almost every human in the countries living room can't brainwash you - then nothing can.


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Re: What Would Bush Do [Re: aDoS]
    #7510917 - 10/11/07 09:29 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

I dunno. I just know the conspiracies suggesting that our government knows where Bin Laden is and that they are teamed up with him are just complete bullshit.




How do you KNOW that?

Quote:


Damn, you people have no sense of humor,
lighten up, and spark one up.





No. You get seriouse :grin:


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Re: What Would Bush Do [Re: Ego Death]
    #7510926 - 10/11/07 09:32 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

isn't all news on tv just conspiracy theorys in themselves?


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Re: What Would Bush Do [Re: Ego Death]
    #7510928 - 10/11/07 09:33 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

If he turned himself in, they'd kill him before you found out.

Otherwise, people would say 'Oh, we got him, now lets bring home the troops'. And Bush doesn't want that - he needs Bin Laden's oil... not Bin Laden.


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Re: What Would Bush Do [Re: UnknownMycophile]
    #7510957 - 10/11/07 09:43 PM (16 years, 3 months ago)

They would fly him to a remote location, tag and release him and warn him never to do such a stupid thing again.

Before 9/11 Bush was a nothing president who had barely beaten Al Gore.

Osama Bin Laden was the best thing that ever happened to Bush.


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Re: What Would Bush Do [Re: Ego Death]
    #7511482 - 10/12/07 01:23 AM (16 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Ego Death said:
Quote:

I dunno. I just know the conspiracies suggesting that our government knows where Bin Laden is and that they are teamed up with him are just complete bullshit.




How do you KNOW that?






We have screwed over Bin Laden so many times it would not be possible for him to team up with our government.

Why would he turn himself in? He announced a holy war so he thinks he is invincible.


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