|
UnknownMycophile
Cyber Criminal



Registered: 10/09/07
Posts: 78
Loc: U.S.A
Last seen: 16 years, 3 months
|
What Would Bush Do
#7510293 - 10/11/07 07:27 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
If Bin Laden turned himself in?
|
blkjkrabbit

Registered: 07/22/07
Posts: 4,971
|
|
He'd bail him out and suck him off
|
aDoS
freedom lover



Registered: 06/18/05
Posts: 7,590
Loc: land of the free
|
|
In person? Or from a distance?
If it was in person I could imagine Bush shooting him in the head instantly. I'm sure Bin Laden wouldn't even make it to Bush before being seen and killed by 1000s of other people.
-------------------- "If we could sniff or swallow something that would, for five or six hours each day, abolish our solitude as individuals, atone us with our fellows in a glowing exaltation of affection and make life in all its aspects seem not only worth living, but divinely beautiful and significant, and if this heavenly, world-transfiguring drug were of such a kind that we could wake up next morning with a clear head and an undamaged constitution - then, it seems to me, all our problems (and not merely the one small problem of discovering a novel pleasure) would be wholly solved and earth would become paradise." - Aldous Huxley GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH
|
Syle
Kenai Sigh


Registered: 10/16/05
Posts: 6,678
Loc: WA
Last seen: 10 months, 26 days
|
Re: What Would Bush Do [Re: aDoS]
#7510349 - 10/11/07 07:37 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
i am sure Bush would lend credit somehow to the homeland security thing. aside from that, i am geussing that would be it.
-------------------- https://kenaisigh.bandcamp.com/ <- Just completed the 2021 RPM challenge for February - An EP in one month (5 songs or 20 minutes). Check it out!
|
StrandedVoyager
The People's Champ




Registered: 12/09/04
Posts: 3,236
Loc: (202)-456-1414 Call Me
Last seen: 7 years, 5 months
|
Re: What Would Bush Do [Re: aDoS]
#7510350 - 10/11/07 07:37 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
A line.
-------------------- Hi
My god... it's full of stars...
|
UnknownMycophile
Cyber Criminal



Registered: 10/09/07
Posts: 78
Loc: U.S.A
Last seen: 16 years, 3 months
|
|
Quote:
StrandedVoyager said: A line.
Then hopefully resign.
|
memes
Blessed



Registered: 01/11/05
Posts: 27,785
Loc: In a Tree
|
|
it'd be great if they caught bin laden, and they flew him to the whitehouse and bush shot him on the whitehouse lawn in teh face, execution style.
that would send a dope message to the world :thup:
|
AlteredAgain
Visual Alchemist



Registered: 04/27/06
Posts: 11,181
Loc: Solar Circuit
|
|
give him a raise.
--------------------
|
Ego Death
Justadropofwaterinanendlesssea


Registered: 04/27/03
Posts: 10,447
Loc: The War Machine
|
|
Yeah, he's just an actor.
Hollywood baby!
|
aDoS
freedom lover



Registered: 06/18/05
Posts: 7,590
Loc: land of the free
|
Re: What Would Bush Do [Re: Ego Death]
#7510664 - 10/11/07 08:33 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
It seems that a lot of people on the shroomery are into conspiracies...or am I wrong?
-------------------- "If we could sniff or swallow something that would, for five or six hours each day, abolish our solitude as individuals, atone us with our fellows in a glowing exaltation of affection and make life in all its aspects seem not only worth living, but divinely beautiful and significant, and if this heavenly, world-transfiguring drug were of such a kind that we could wake up next morning with a clear head and an undamaged constitution - then, it seems to me, all our problems (and not merely the one small problem of discovering a novel pleasure) would be wholly solved and earth would become paradise." - Aldous Huxley GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH
|
AlteredAgain
Visual Alchemist



Registered: 04/27/06
Posts: 11,181
Loc: Solar Circuit
|
Re: What Would Bush Do [Re: Ego Death]
#7510669 - 10/11/07 08:34 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
the television is a powerful instrument. reality is not always what is broadcasted.
--------------------
|
aDoS
freedom lover



Registered: 06/18/05
Posts: 7,590
Loc: land of the free
|
|
Well I am pretty sure Bin Laden is or was at least a real person...
I keep seeing all of these comments suggesting Bin Laden is teamed up with our government or something.
I can believe that maybe the Bin Laden in his new videos is not really Bin Laden...but I don't think hes teamed up with our government...think logically please.
Bin Laden has been in very bad health in the past 10 years...so there is a good possibility that he is already dead...and a double of him is now making videos. Trying to make people believe he is still alive so we keep looking. Or then again he might just still be alive...
I dunno. I just know the conspiracies suggesting that our government knows where Bin Laden is and that they are teamed up with him are just complete bullshit.
-------------------- "If we could sniff or swallow something that would, for five or six hours each day, abolish our solitude as individuals, atone us with our fellows in a glowing exaltation of affection and make life in all its aspects seem not only worth living, but divinely beautiful and significant, and if this heavenly, world-transfiguring drug were of such a kind that we could wake up next morning with a clear head and an undamaged constitution - then, it seems to me, all our problems (and not merely the one small problem of discovering a novel pleasure) would be wholly solved and earth would become paradise." - Aldous Huxley GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH
Edited by aDoS (10/11/07 08:41 PM)
|
a_guy_named_ai
Stranger

Registered: 09/24/07
Posts: 767
Last seen: 15 years, 7 months
|
Re: What Would Bush Do [Re: aDoS]
#7510788 - 10/11/07 08:57 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
I don't see how 911 and the invasion in iraq could be orchestrated at all without bush/bush connections being in cahoots SOMEHOW (even ignorantly via third party) with bin laden.
Bin laden would never turn himself in. Period. He would die in a shootout but he would not turn himself in.
Edited by jonathan_206 (10/12/07 12:07 AM)
|
UnknownMycophile
Cyber Criminal



Registered: 10/09/07
Posts: 78
Loc: U.S.A
Last seen: 16 years, 3 months
|
|
Damn, you people have no sense of humor, lighten up, and spark one up.
|
Ego Death
Justadropofwaterinanendlesssea


Registered: 04/27/03
Posts: 10,447
Loc: The War Machine
|
|
Hell yeah, If 32 frames a second of digital information beamed into almost every human in the countries living room can't brainwash you - then nothing can.
|
Ego Death
Justadropofwaterinanendlesssea


Registered: 04/27/03
Posts: 10,447
Loc: The War Machine
|
Re: What Would Bush Do [Re: aDoS]
#7510917 - 10/11/07 09:29 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
I dunno. I just know the conspiracies suggesting that our government knows where Bin Laden is and that they are teamed up with him are just complete bullshit.
How do you KNOW that?
Quote:
Damn, you people have no sense of humor, lighten up, and spark one up.
No. You get seriouse
--------------------
|
makaveli8x8
Stranger


Registered: 02/28/06
Posts: 21,636
Last seen: 7 years, 7 months
|
Re: What Would Bush Do [Re: Ego Death]
#7510926 - 10/11/07 09:32 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
isn't all news on tv just conspiracy theorys in themselves?
--------------------
  We were sent to hell for eternity Ø h® We play on earth to pass the time Over-population the root of all Evil-brings the Elites Closer to the gates.
|
kidaihuan
First Growery Ban



Registered: 07/25/07
Posts: 3,173
Loc: Shanghai, China
Last seen: 13 years, 3 months
|
Re: What Would Bush Do [Re: Ego Death]
#7510928 - 10/11/07 09:33 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
If he turned himself in, they'd kill him before you found out.
Otherwise, people would say 'Oh, we got him, now lets bring home the troops'. And Bush doesn't want that - he needs Bin Laden's oil... not Bin Laden.
|
zorbman
blarrr



Registered: 06/04/04
Posts: 5,952
|
|
They would fly him to a remote location, tag and release him and warn him never to do such a stupid thing again.
Before 9/11 Bush was a nothing president who had barely beaten Al Gore.
Osama Bin Laden was the best thing that ever happened to Bush.
-------------------- “The crisis takes a much longer time coming than you think, and then it happens much faster than you would have thought.” -- Rudiger Dornbusch
|
aDoS
freedom lover



Registered: 06/18/05
Posts: 7,590
Loc: land of the free
|
Re: What Would Bush Do [Re: Ego Death]
#7511482 - 10/12/07 01:23 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Ego Death said:
Quote:
I dunno. I just know the conspiracies suggesting that our government knows where Bin Laden is and that they are teamed up with him are just complete bullshit.
How do you KNOW that?
We have screwed over Bin Laden so many times it would not be possible for him to team up with our government.
Why would he turn himself in? He announced a holy war so he thinks he is invincible.
-------------------- "If we could sniff or swallow something that would, for five or six hours each day, abolish our solitude as individuals, atone us with our fellows in a glowing exaltation of affection and make life in all its aspects seem not only worth living, but divinely beautiful and significant, and if this heavenly, world-transfiguring drug were of such a kind that we could wake up next morning with a clear head and an undamaged constitution - then, it seems to me, all our problems (and not merely the one small problem of discovering a novel pleasure) would be wholly solved and earth would become paradise." - Aldous Huxley GIVE ME OPIATES OR GIVE ME DEATH
|
kidaihuan
First Growery Ban



Registered: 07/25/07
Posts: 3,173
Loc: Shanghai, China
Last seen: 13 years, 3 months
|
Re: What Would Bush Do [Re: aDoS]
#7511520 - 10/12/07 01:51 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
And so far, unless he's dead, he is invincible.
|
antiPock
fighting entropy



Registered: 07/09/07
Posts: 2,509
Loc: Sol 3
|
Re: What Would Bush Do [Re: aDoS]
#7511563 - 10/12/07 02:32 AM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
bomb France.
|
Taco Chef
I found dead John Cheever



Registered: 03/03/06
Posts: 33,222
Loc: the city of dis
Last seen: 3 years, 7 months
|
Re: What Would Bush Do [Re: antiPock]
#7511931 - 10/13/07 12:55 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
bush would charter a plane to fly him back to the safety of Saudi Arabia; oh wait he already did that...
|
jewunit
Brutal!

Registered: 01/11/07
Posts: 34,264
Loc: Ohio
|
Re: What Would Bush Do [Re: memes]
#7511938 - 10/13/07 12:57 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
meams said: it'd be great if they caught bin laden, and they flew him to the whitehouse and bush shot him on the whitehouse lawn in teh face, execution style.
that would send a dope message to the world :thup:
You can't shoot someone execution style and shoot them in the face, n00b!
-------------------- !
|
|