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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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Become a gay?


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ca'rouse (k-rouz)
intr.v.
To engage in boisterous, drunken merrymaking.

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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: Rustifer]
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Rustifer said:
automan said:
you need a good wing man and something to do after the bar, like a party or even a better bar. when you or your wing man are doing well with a girl, the other should pick up on that and come over to jion you. he says it's time to go check out that other party/bar. you invite the girl to go along. this puts her to a yes/no vote. either yes she is going with you tonight, or no she doesnt really like you in that way and is only being nice to you.

then move bars and try again.

a good wing man is key to a successful hunt.


I bet you get laid a lot.


HAHA NOT!


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Hasta siempre, comandante.
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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: tyrannicalrex]
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tyrannicalrex said:
I think watching all the porn could be a source of your problem.


doubtful. i'm actually extremely respectful of women, and i have a rather hard time finding porn i like. i hate it when the guy talks dirty. i hate it when they spit on their genitalia like it's a gutter. i hate it when the guys are cocky/pushy. and i especially hate it when the guy fucks a girl's face, causing her to gag, tear up, or look in any sort of way uncomfortable. i pretty much need the girls in porn to at least believably act like they're enjoying themselves.

and i have been getting out more. i've been getting out every weekend. whether it be to a bar, or a small gathering of friends, or a big party. i go there to have fun. to get tipsy enough to dance and talk to people i don't know. i don't just lock in on one girl and never leave her side. i generally talk to several people throughout the night indiscriminately, male and female.


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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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Use your hand,

No bitching
No 18 years to thank about it


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Re: fuck I'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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I have a theory. Girls don't like being objectified (at least most girls). But, they extremely like being objectified in your mind. The more dirty thoughts you allow yourself, the more pussy you will get, but you still won't have enough satisfaction. You cannot win this game, you can get girls, but you cannot win...

I might add: 99% of the fun is the craving...


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I don't belive. I fear.

Edited by Bard (09/17/07 08:21 AM)

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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: Bard]
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What you need is a chick to hook you up. I'm a superstar at getting my friends laid.


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Re: fuck I'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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Watch "The Secret".
They have it in book form, audio tape, DVD and on you-tube.
I really believe we create our lives.

You just have to realize that you do deserve everything you desire in a relationship. Believe it and it will be.

(i just watched this video last night, so at least for now, I'm still all into it.)


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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: Adom]
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Adom said:
on the day that I was born, daddy sat down and cried...

boo-fucking-hoo I had to learn to tie my shoes too



:shocked::stoned:

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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
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:nonono:

another party, another strikeout.  except tonight i didn't even really have anyone i was talking to in particular.  however, my roommate did well, breaking a very long dry spell, and i'm quite happy for him.


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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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If all your trying to do is get someone in bed with you?

Get 10 phone numbers a week, you will get some weekly. This does require 1) being were women are at,2) talking to them, 3) calling the numbers you get.

Watch out for STD's


  :sun:


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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: KaptKid]
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getting girls is the same as finding lucy.

If you're actively looking for it, searching everywhere you're not gonna find it. But once you stop looking and thinking about it, oppurtunities will just arise from nowhere. You just have to be aware enough to take em.

Like i used to be straight out unattractive to the sense that girls wouldn't even consider me. then once i got comfortable with myself, ignoring females altogether and just had fun, girls just started springing up everywhere with interest in me.


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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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tiny_rabid_birds said:
i don't know what i'm doing wrong. i'm a reasonably good-looking guy. i've actually started talking to women, which is a lot more than i could say this time last year. i strike up conversations all the time at parties and in bars. i get into involved discussions. i compliment what they're wearing. i think we're hitting it off. and then they peace out. and i'm stuck being like "eh??".

i mean.. i'm not being entirely shallow here. it's not like i just want sex. i want the company (and sex). but i just can't seem to get it. i feel like i'm talking to women and they show some interest. but maybe i'm way off? maybe they're just being nice? i'm not sure, but it's becoming frustrating. celibacy blows.


there's a million fish in the sea, & you'll have many chances. All you have to do is fine the right gal that's not so "easy" and that hasn't been in many other guys. The kind that doesn't always look for others people's opinions, but their own, and who love to do guy things. One word. Fate. It's gonna be awhile. Good luck.


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#1 reason organized religion should be done away with. It's a message, and one that is open to speculation.
"Pray your own prayers and talk to God on your own.He doesn't want a fucking parrot, and he doesn't want a sheep"

GnuBobo:Iron. Hymen. Vitamin.
Be Iron, like Hymen, in Vitamin.
Iron. Hymen. Vitamin.

Edited by Iron_Hymen (09/22/07 09:32 AM)

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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: forbiddendonut]
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forbiddendonut said:
What you need is a chick to hook you up. I'm a superstar at getting my friends laid.


bingo. =)

having chick friends are the link to other chicks,
& those chicks are the link to other chicks.
its a perpetual cycle of constant exposure.
get in the friendzone with chicks you wouldn't hookup with,
& keep out of the friends zone with their friends that you
would hook up with.
be fun, be a pleasure to hang around with, be in constant demand to hangout with.
dont be pushy to give your number, nor be pushy on getting her number.
do the things hot chicks do to you when they act like they're interested,
but blow you off surprisingly during some point in the night. you know, that leaves you going WTF?!
girls hate that. but they love it at the same time.
girls are fucking weird like that.
sad to say, but girls these days are suckers
for manipulation, & thats what you need to do to
get prime chicks.
prime chicks are used to having all the control,
all the say, & when they do have that, they arent interested.
when they dont have it, it drives them nutts.


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tiny_rabid_birds said:
"your avatar is dirty."

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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: 40oz]
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interesting. i'm not sure i could properly play the manipulation card, but i should give it a shot.

also, i really need to stop posting on here after i get wasted at parties. i come off as too much of an emo bitch with unclear motives. the truth is, i'm not sure what i'm looking for right now. i would like a really cool chick to date. but, honestly, i'd also like to have a one night stand with a hot chick because i've never done that.


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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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you gonna have to go out to hot spots and be really drunk it works great. that or cast a spell on a bitch :awesome:


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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: LosAngelesGraff]
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yea its been a while for me too. last night i was all f'd up on xannax and jack daniels and jagermeister and talkin to this girl. it was goin good i thought then she told me "you need to lay off the pot" and left. i was not even "on pot".

remember the Outkast song "Roses" even if you don't like him

I know you'd like to think your shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like poo-poo-poo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-poo-poo

basically:most hot girls have un-hot personalities.

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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: Tangerines]
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Personally if a guy came over to "whatever" and he was totally shitfaced, he's not going to get very far. I'd say a couple of drinks to relax but if you are really looking to get laid stay fairly sober.

Now if what you are looking for is more of a gf then I say stick with being yourself. Otherwise alot of fighting might occur as the real you comes out. You seem like a nice guy and from what I've seen fairly attractive so maybe you are just going thru a drought. Everyone does. Just don't settle just so you're not alone.


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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: mushbaby]
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mushbaby said:
I'd say a couple of drinks to relax but if you are really looking to get laid stay fairly sober.


You don't have to tell me that! I don't drink at all!

It kills the fucking experience :what:

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Re: fuck I'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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Well mate. I've been a bachelor for the better part of the last 15 years so believe me when i say I've had some practice picking up girls. To be honest it isn't that easy really unless you are super good looking and charming or go for the bottom of the barrel.

You just need to keep at it and not give up. Some month you will do bad and feel shitty, other once you will be on a roil.

Here are some tips i find work pretty well.
Talk to all of the girls at the party, even the ugly and taken ones. Shows you are not just talking to get laid. If you get someone that might be interested, talk with her for a while then go flirt with her friend or someone else at the party. I do this all the time. Lets me see if she is watching me and shows that i got other options.


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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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Get a puppy.


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My god... it's full of stars...

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