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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: Oracle Of Delphi]
    #7415538 - 09/16/07 05:45 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

At least you're not like me, every weekend I have 2 pretty drunk girls sleeping in my bedroom with me, and nothing ever happens. Because I'm a pussy. I should just give my testicles to someone else, maybe they'll use them.


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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7415540 - 09/16/07 05:47 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

ahh, the friend zone.

that sucks. i hear drunk girls are easy.


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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: Oracle Of Delphi]
    #7415542 - 09/16/07 05:51 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

This is how I imagine it.



One of them was my ex-gf of 3 years best friend, and the other I've known for 6 years. Someday I'll climb over and get me some though.


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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7415633 - 09/16/07 06:55 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

you need a good wing man and something to do after the bar, like a party or even a better bar. when you or your wing man are doing well with a girl, the other should pick up on that and come over to jion you. he says it's time to go check out that other party/bar. you invite the girl to go along. this puts her to a yes/no vote. either yes she is going with you tonight, or no she doesnt really like you in that way and is only being nice to you.

then move bars and try again.

a good wing man is key to a successful hunt.


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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: automan]
    #7415641 - 09/16/07 06:59 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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automan said:
you need a good wing man and something to do after the bar, like a party or even a better bar. when you or your wing man are doing well with a girl, the other should pick up on that and come over to jion you. he says it's time to go check out that other party/bar. you invite the girl to go along. this puts her to a yes/no vote. either yes she is going with you tonight, or no she doesnt really like you in that way and is only being nice to you.

then move bars and try again.

a good wing man is key to a successful hunt.




I bet you get laid a lot.


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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: Rustifer]
    #7415646 - 09/16/07 07:00 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

he's the coolest fuck around and he's got a lot going on, twat.


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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: Adom]
    #7415654 - 09/16/07 07:03 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

twat?


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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: Rustifer]
    #7415658 - 09/16/07 07:05 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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I bet you get laid a lot.




nightly. but then again, i am married :wink:


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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: automan]
    #7416078 - 09/16/07 09:50 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Oh yeah.. Arent you the father of that gigantic kid? Am I thinking of the wrong person?


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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: InsaneMaryJane]
    #7416104 - 09/16/07 10:05 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

read 'the game' by neil strauss (or however u spell his name).

even if you're not interested at all about being a "pick up artist" (as i wasn't), the book does throw insight into a bunch of things you wouldn't think about doing or not doing - and how to navigate situations properly.

things as simple as - when you're talking to a woman, be leaned up against a wall non-chelantly (sp?) so it appears as though you're the one being approached/hit on.

and if you don't want to read it at all for its content - it's still a pretty entertaining book with a decent plot.


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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: memes]
    #7416121 - 09/16/07 10:13 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

You could lay with me, Tiny_Rabid_Birds, helmet and all!!
Holding another man for comfort and solidarity, IS NOT GAY. Plus I'm jerkin' off to straight porn now.

Meow!!


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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: Cepheus]
    #7416228 - 09/16/07 10:59 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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You sound desperate man.

Theres a trick to pulling like most things in life. You have to flirt in a playful / offensive manner.. and be fucking obvious about your intentions. Last night I was talking to some girls and complimented her breasts and insinuated that I wouldn't mind further observation and she got em out :grin:

When you do find your target you have to play it cool. This is imperative. You gotta be somewhat of a playful cunt.

Don't just talk to women you want to fuck either. A lot of the time if you just start talking to someone random, one of their hot friends will normally join the conversation when they see you with their friend. This is a good indicator of things :grin:

Oh and another thing.. don't set your standards too low/high. Be realistic and ask female friends about your aesthetics.




i think the drunken text may be deceiving.  I'm pretty sure i don't come off as desperate, I've just been genuinely friendly.  And i'm not not really talking to random girls hoping for a random hookup.  I've been talking to friends of friends, so i'm not really sure how well the playful cunt thing would go over if i just came off as an asshole. 

basically, i think what was really getting me frustrated is that i've talked to quite a few cool chicks over the past couple of weeks.  one on one break-off discussions about music and traveling and whatever else.  and yet i have no new phone numbers.  i'm no closer to ending this loneliness spree.

i dunno.  one day i'll grow a pair and i'll be open and outright, and then we'll see what happens.  but for now, whatev.. i'll just keep amassing a porn library.


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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7416233 - 09/16/07 11:00 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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tiny_rabid_birds said:
i'll just keep amassing a porn library.




:yesnod:  I have to format my computer every week or so because I get infected with spyware from the porn sites.


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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7416987 - 09/16/07 04:02 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i feel you man. last night i was talkin to a girl for an hour straight one on one. she found out i was a "smoker" and dipped instantly....i was like wtf dont hate.


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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7417020 - 09/16/07 04:13 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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RandalFlagg said:
Quote:

tiny_rabid_birds said:
i'll just keep amassing a porn library.




:yesnod:  I have to format my computer every week or so because I get infected with spyware from the porn sites.




use empornium.us or puretna.com


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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7417081 - 09/16/07 04:29 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I think watching all the porn could be a source of your problem.You could be learning the wrong way to talk to women or even relate to them on a level other than objectifying them.Get out more,talk to more people not just girls.Guy friends could have a cool woman friend that you have not met yet,make more friends,go to more parties and social gatherings,the more you are out there,the better the chance of meeting someone you like,get away from the porn.


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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: tyrannicalrex]
    #7417098 - 09/16/07 04:34 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

You mean women don't enjoy ejaculate all over their faces as a form of communication?


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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7417155 - 09/16/07 04:47 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

sounds like you got yourself a case of the friend zone


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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: meatcakeman]
    #7417160 - 09/16/07 04:49 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: fuck i'm sick of ending up alone in bed [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7417314 - 09/16/07 05:33 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

thats why i dont bother wth the whole mess

sometimes girls start flirting with me even thought i show no interest

and im not exactly "attractive"

so my suggestion is...be different, you know

blow their minds


but what the fuck do i know?


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