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The Official Analogy Thread!! Add your own!
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Let's create a good thread filled with analogies!


Life is like a box of...you know. That shit


Doing mushrooms are like playing Nintendo 64 in 1985.


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Re: The Official Analogy Thread!! Add your own! [Re: Apollyphelion]
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inserting things into your anus is like being in the Garden of Eden


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ToiletDuk said:
For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.


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Re: The Official Analogy Thread!! Add your own! [Re: Apollyphelion]
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reading Apollyphelions posts are like being kicked in the face by a donkey.


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Re: The Official Analogy Thread!! Add your own! [Re: California]
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Calling atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color.


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Re: The Official Analogy Thread!! Add your own! [Re: California]
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Oregon said:
reading Apollyphelions posts are like being kicked in the face by a donkey.


You're so kind!:lol: A Donkey? I wonder which animal kicks the hardest.


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Re: The Official Analogy Thread!! Add your own! [Re: Apollyphelion]
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Sex with a black man is like being kicked by a donkey.


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ToiletDuk said:
For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.


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Re: The Official Analogy Thread!! Add your own! [Re: TrippinTeddy]
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Saying this thread is cool is like eating your dog's shit and saying it tastes like a candy bar... Ha! Just kidding, but seriously how bored are we? I'm bored like drooling down your arm and sucking it back up bored, like there's nothing on TV but Oprah or the shopping channel.
Growing mushrooms is like raising little children only you get to eat them when they're grown up.
Smoking weed is like heaven.
A good day at work is like having your fingers smashed in a big solid oak door... lightly.
I could make a profession out of analogies, I use them in my everyday life for everything.
Like this, I said to my fiance the other day. "Baby, when you complain about something calmly, it's like being chased by a psycho with an axe screaming 'I need to kill all that is stupid.' then having the psycho describe how calmly he wielded his axe."

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Re: The Official Analogy Thread!! Add your own! [Re: Apollyphelion]
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Telling you to shut up is like making me smile.


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ToiletDuk said:
For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.


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Re: The Official Analogy Thread!! Add your own! [Re: AFOD]
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Uh, oh. Maybe I just thought about saying that to her... No, I really said it. She's a red head, so she's crazy as hell. But the sex is worth it.
Like crawling back to the Icy river you almost drowned in because for a second it was kind of invigorating.
k, sorry, I'll stop.
Really.

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Re: The Official Analogy Thread!! Add your own! [Re: AFOD]
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Teddy, you're so nice... like stubbing your toe on a brick wall while running... so pleasant.

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Re: The Official Analogy Thread!! Add your own! [Re: AFOD]
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Your analogies are to the English language what Britney Spears is to Music


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"And we, inhabitants of the great coral of the Cosmos, believe the atom (which still we cannot see) to be full matter, whereas, it too, like everything else, is but an embroidery of voids in the Void, and we give the name of being, dense and even eternal, to that dance of inconsistencies, that infinite extension that is identified with absolute Nothingness and that spins from its own non-being the illusion of everything."

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Re: The Official Analogy Thread!! Add your own! [Re: AFOD]
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You didn't pay attention to the quick reply.

You knowing whats going on in a thread is like an A.D.D kid reading a book after eating a box of sugar.


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ToiletDuk said:
For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.


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Re: The Official Analogy Thread!! Add your own! [Re: AFOD]
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eating stubbly shaved pussy is too much like kissing a man.
eating smooth shaved pussy feels too much like being a pervert
eating hairy pussy is like swimming in kelp beds without a knife, so you have to chew your way out and floss afterward.

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Re: The Official Analogy Thread!! Add your own! [Re: Apollyphelion]
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Apollyphelion said:
Oregon said:
reading Apollyphelions posts are like being kicked in the face by a donkey.


You're so kind!:lol: A Donkey? I wonder which animal kicks the hardest.

Ostriches.


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“Strengthened by contemplation and study,
I will not fear my passions like a coward.
My body I will give to pleasures,
to diversions that I’ve dreamed of,
to the most daring erotic desires,
to the lustful impulses of my blood, without
any fear at all, for whenever I will—
and I will have the will, strengthened
as I’ll be with contemplation and study—
at the crucial moments I’ll recover
my spirit as was before: ascetic.”

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Re: The Official Analogy Thread!! Add your own! [Re: Apollyphelion]
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Playing with boobies is like opening presents on Christmas morning.


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ToiletDuk said:
For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.


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Re: The Official Analogy Thread!! Add your own! [Re: TrippinTeddy]
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yeah, no matter what's inside, you're pretty sure you're gonna like it.

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Re: The Official Analogy Thread!! Add your own! [Re: Apollyphelion]
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AFOD is like a comedic Christopher Reeves, he fell off the Horse but never got back up again.


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ToiletDuk said:
For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.


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Re: The Official Analogy Thread!! Add your own! [Re: TrippinTeddy]
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Pick up a girl from the bar and you fuck her for a day. Pick up a girl from a schoolyard and you fuck her for life.

Oh wait, that's not an analogy.

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