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 TOOL, Nibiru, Earth Changes... 
#737028 - 07/10/02 04:49 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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The following was taken from the offical Tool website:
NEW TOOL CD IN JEOPARDY
Members of the band are seriously debating whether or not to record any new material in the future due to recent revelations concerning the close approach of a mysterious celestial object. The invader, which some maverick astronomers believe to be a brown dwarf (failed sun) and others the tenth planet of our solar system (ALA Sitchin's planet X which the ancient Sumerians called Nibiru), could be responsible for perturbations in the orbits of Uranus, Neptune as well as tipped over Pluto (and also puzzles regarding their moons, rings, etc.). It's existence and close approach to earth in 2003 e.a., if a reality, would have profound gravitational effects resulting in, among other things, a magnetic pole shift and/or possible earth-crust displacement. All this spells the prophesied "End Times" (and all just because someone was praying for a tidal wave). Although the band members all have underground shelters with adequate provisions to survive such a catastrophic event (for the richest bands of 2002 see 'Rolling Stone' magazine), without an audience to perform for there would be no motivation to record any new material. (NOTE: Please understand that I'm not saying Nibiru is coming. It is a bit suspicious, however, that observatories in many states are suddenly closed for "remodeling.")
TOOL NEWS 10 Jul 02
It has been made known to me that Frater Xaphan, while on a magical retirement somewhere in the Pacific Northwest, has been having recurrent dreams involving meteor showers and tidal waves. I wonder if this could have something to do with the much-rumored close approach of a celestial object that I reported about in the current newsletter. The interloper, due to reach its perihelion passage sometime in 2003, is believed by several researchers and astronomers to be either a Dark Star (brown dwarf) or transplutonian planet X; the Winged Disc (called Nibiru by the ancient Sumerians) that journeys through the heavens in an anomalous (retrograde) elliptical orbit as depicted on the cuneiform tablets of Mesopotamia. Others will call it Nu-Isis, after the writings of the British occultist Kenneth Grant, or associate it with the malignant red Set, but whatever we choose to call it, its arrival is thought to wreak havoc on our home planet (don't fret, the guys are taking the necessary means to survive the cataclysm, although they're not yet sure if they will follow up LaterALus with another CD due to the loss of most of the earth's population). Other indications of the 3,600 year passage and close approach of such a celestial body might be the appearance of several unknown comets in recent years, as well as the recent near-misses of asteroids, one missing hitting the earth by as little as 70,000 miles a couple of weeks ago. In typical fashion, the media reported this very close call a week after it happened. Sleep tight.
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Very interesting...
Well if this will be the last Tool tour before the "end-of-the-world", I better get my tickets now, eh? 
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Edited by Adamist (07/10/02 04:59 PM)
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KeepAskingTime
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Re: TOOL, Nibiru, Earth Changes... [Re: Adamist]
#737144 - 07/10/02 05:35 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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yep, to think how long I've known about this and now it's all playing out more and more.....
muaahHAHahA!!!
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llib
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Re: TOOL, Nibiru, Earth Changes... [Re: Adamist]
#737157 - 07/10/02 05:39 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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and the astronomers can only identify 50% of earth threatening objects, they cant see the ones that are in orbit on the farside of the sun
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 RebelSteve33
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Re: TOOL, Nibiru, Earth Changes... [Re: Adamist]
#737165 - 07/10/02 05:43 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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me scared 
i wish i could go see tool but i am not cool
enough.
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Re: TOOL, Nibiru, Earth Changes... [Re: llib]
#737179 - 07/10/02 05:49 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Tool Page's FAQ:
". A Note About Salt
It is worth mentioning that much of what Tool says, you need to take with a HUGE grain of salt. A lot of it is made up (an interview hinting at 24-minute songs, and an April Fools' prank about a highway accident come to mind), so be careful when you choose to believe something you are being told. If anything, it is probably a good reminder that we should exercise our best judgment and not be sheep in the herd. (One of Tool's main messages seems to be that people need to think for themselves more.) After all, the falsehoods are usually well told, but do tend to seem a bit peculiarly off-the-wall. Best of luck."
But then again, they could be tellin the truth...
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Re: TOOL, Nibiru, Earth Changes... [Re: Blastrid]
#737180 - 07/10/02 05:50 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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T-minus 18 days til the Tool concert
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Re: TOOL, Nibiru, Earth Changes... [Re: Adamist]
#737192 - 07/10/02 05:55 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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You DO realize they're just fucking with you, right? They've done this type of shit for years, man. ;p
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Anonymous
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Re: TOOL, Nibiru, Earth Changes... [Re: Adamist]
#737201 - 07/10/02 06:01 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Just my word of advice for those living in California... there's not much time left. California will be a chain of islands in the near future. I'd suggest considering moving east of the sierra-nevada mountains.
Yeah perhaps I am crazy and delusional, but I am just trying to save some lives. Don't come to back two years from now and say no one warned you.
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Re: TOOL, Nibiru, Earth Changes... [Re: llib]
#737207 - 07/10/02 06:05 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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and the astronomers can only identify 50% of earth threatening objects, they cant see the ones that are in orbit on the farside of the sun
Unlike stoned out musicians who can?
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llib
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Re: TOOL, Nibiru, Earth Changes... [Re: Blastrid]
#737211 - 07/10/02 06:05 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Forget Tool
read some of the astronomy work
read about the "swift-tuttle" comet, date or hit or near miss is something lik 2226
dont quote me, do an internet search
but intrestingly, an italian atsronomer, forget his name, studied the orbit sof earththreatening objects for 50 years, his initial statement that was it wold hit earth august 12th 2012...he was ostracized and ridiculed by many european government and the scientific community, the date coincides with the year of teh mayan prophevies, just not the month, after pressure he chnaged his mind
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Re: TOOL, Nibiru, Earth Changes... [Re: Adamist]
#737220 - 07/10/02 06:09 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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no no, ...tripped out musicians....yeah...
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Swami
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Re: TOOL, Nibiru, Earth Changes... [Re: ]
#737222 - 07/10/02 06:12 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeah perhaps I am crazy and delusional, but I am just trying to save some lives. Don't come to back two years from now and say no one warned you.
Try to stay on track with your reply.
There have been doomsday warnings for thousands of years. I personally have witnessed many groups of people telling me similar things during different periods in my life. So far, not one has panned out. (Kahoutek, Harmonic Convergence, et al).
If it is impossible for me to confirm your statement, why should I uproot myself from surf and bikini babes to move? What makes your pronouncement believable to a relative stranger?
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Re: TOOL, Nibiru, Earth Changes... [Re: ]
#737246 - 07/10/02 06:22 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Just my word of advice for those living in California... there's not much time left. California will be a chain of islands in the near future. I'd suggest considering moving east of the sierra-nevada mountains.
What leads you to believe this? People have been saying this for years and I have never believed it. Eventually all land masses will drift apart and form new shapes, etc. but why should I believe that California will fall into the Ocean?
Actually, I am being serious, I respect your opinion but I also don't believe this so I would like to know what makes you think this? 
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Re: TOOL, Nibiru, Earth Changes... [Re: Swami]
#737252 - 07/10/02 06:24 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm not trying to get you to leave your little niche, just pay attention to the increase in disasters is all. They have been increasing steadily for years. It is widely accepted that california is overdue for the "big one"..just keep your eyes open.
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Dante606
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Re: TOOL, Nibiru, Earth Changes... [Re: llib]
#737256 - 07/10/02 06:25 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Anonymous
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Re: TOOL, Nibiru, Earth Changes... [Re: Dante606]
#737288 - 07/10/02 06:38 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Did anyone hear about the asteroid that skimmed by Earth at 70,000 miles just a few weeks ago? We did not even know it was there until a few days before it passed.
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Re: TOOL, Nibiru, Earth Changes... [Re: ]
#737324 - 07/10/02 06:47 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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yeah i saw that.
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If you're frightened of dying and you're holding on.you'll see devils tearing your life away.
But...if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels
Freeing you from the earth.
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Re: TOOL, Nibiru, Earth Changes... [Re: Shroomalicious]
#737328 - 07/10/02 06:48 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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What leads you to believe this?
The aliens told me
Begin flames/cynicism and laughter here
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Swami
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Re: TOOL, Nibiru, Earth Changes... [Re: llib]
#737342 - 07/10/02 06:50 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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...the date coincides with the year of teh mayan prophevies
Umm, there are NO Mayan prophecies on record.
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Re: TOOL, Nibiru, Earth Changes... [Re: ]
#737343 - 07/10/02 06:51 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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lol....everyone knows aliens don't exist! you're so delussional! if aliens were out there, they would talk to me too!
heh just foolin.
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If you're frightened of dying and you're holding on.you'll see devils tearing your life away.
But...if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels
Freeing you from the earth.
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