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Re: Being tall sucks [Re: The Crow]
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I *almost* made a 'being small sucks' parody post about this one, but it didn't read as funny as it sounded like it should...so yeah - that one got canned :shrugs:


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Re: Being tall sucks [Re: Muppet]
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Muppet said:
I *almost* made a 'being small sucks' parody post about this one, but it didn't read as funny as it sounded like it should...so yeah - that one got canned  :shrugs:


Good call.  You should try that more often.

:smirk: :tongue:


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Re: Being tall sucks [Re: ToTheSummit]
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What would have been funny, if you made a "being tall rocks!" parody thread in which you raved about how awesome being tall is.


But now that I suggested it, it won't be funny. Your welcome.


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Re: Being tall sucks [Re: The Crow]
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The Crow said:
StrandedVoyager said:
I'm 6'6 and I wouldn't trade it for anything. My only problem is I feel like I have a complex because I feel like people are always looking or staring at me.


Yeah, this is the worst thing about being tall, for me. I always end up thinking that I look like a freak or something.


short people may view you as a bully or a leader.

interesting...

Heightism


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Re: Being tall sucks [Re: California]
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Read it.


I'm not one of those noraml tall people, though.
I'm one of those freakishly skinny tall people that look like Jack Skeleton.


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Re: Being tall sucks [Re: The Crow]
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next time someone asks you how the weather is up there tell them "it reeks like dwarf"... that's what i always say... IME being tall has more advantages than disadvantages


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Re: Being tall sucks [Re: The Crow]
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You know, I've thought about making a post like this before. I agree, being tall does suck at times.

Finding long-sleeved shirts is near impossible for me (38-39in arms, 18-in neck). I order all my shoes online because the only shoes they sell in my size in stores are basketball shoes, so fook that. Another gripe that I have that I guess most people don't think about: cars. It's hard to find a car where the seat goes back far enough, the ceiling is high enough, and/or the steering wheel goes up high enough. Sure, everyone asks me if I play basketball or football... I tell them how I played soccer for about 9 years and they get all confused. I don't get starred at in public(unless I'm with a short girl) because I guess I fill the height out well. Ask other shroomery members that have met me, I dunno.

The girls aspect is one I've never had issues with. I find that girls love tall guys. Maybe it's the equivalent of how guys find girls with big tits more attractive(ok, not all guys do, but I do). And dude, missionary is totally possible with any chick; its my favorite position. Usually though, instead of your head being where theres is, your chest is where her face is. It happens. As I said in previous threads, the only real complaint I've gotten about missionary position (or any other for that matter) is the "ouch, too much" complaint.
... If I've done missionary with this girl, anything is possible:



I better stop growing soon because it's starting to piss me off. I wore my size 16 adidas shoes the other day just to realize that I have outgrown them. I bought them about 9 months ago. I'm 22, I should be done growing.

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