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RandalFlagg
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My cosmetic surgery odyssey
#7123836 - 07/03/07 11:32 AM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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I debated telling you guys about this but I'm going to let it all hang out.
I am getting a rhinoplasty (nosejob) in two days. The plastic surgeon is going to do some minor tweaks and alterations. This whole thing started out as a minor septum fix thing (a valid health concern). But, the idea was floated that while he's in there he can do some cosmetic type work and make me look better. So, I said..."Why not?"
My surgery is on July 5th. I'll post pics and keep you guys informed. I'll be all out of it on the first day but from then on I'll probably be on the Shroomery for 24 hours a day because I won't be able to leave the house (I'll have bandages and a splint on my face). I'm also getting a bunch of percocets.
Go ahead and make fun of me.
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OneMoreRobot3021
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Re: My cosmetic surgery odyssey [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7123838 - 07/03/07 11:33 AM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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We need before pics, of all angles of the schnozz!!
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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RandalFlagg
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Hold on...lemme get my camera. I'll try to do a montage of before, bandaged, and after pics. But, I guess your nose doesn't reach its final shape for a good year or so.
I'm also not allowed to drink booze for two weeks.
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RoosterCogburn
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What's to make fun of?
You are getting time off and percs...
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Re: My cosmetic surgery odyssey [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7123860 - 07/03/07 11:37 AM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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Dude, why?
I've seen your picture, you look fine. And even if you don't, that's YOUR FACE. You don't want your face anymore?
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RandalFlagg
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Re: My cosmetic surgery odyssey [Re: adrug]
#7123879 - 07/03/07 11:39 AM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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Cracka_X
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Re: My cosmetic surgery odyssey [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7123880 - 07/03/07 11:39 AM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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you should come to my dad, he used to be an ENT surgeon before plastics.
-------------------- The best way to live is to be like water For water benefits all things and goes against none of them It provides for all people and even cleanses those places a man is loath to go In this way it is just like Tao ~Daodejing
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Cracka_X
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Re: My cosmetic surgery odyssey [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7123883 - 07/03/07 11:40 AM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
RandalFlagg said:
hahaha
seriously, though, what's your nose look like?
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I am getting a rhinoplasty (nosejob) in two days. The plastic surgeon is going to do some minor tweaks and alterations. This whole thing started out as a minor septum fix thing (a valid health concern).
1st, how old is the surgeon? 2nd, a 'minor' septum fix? I don't understand the health concern here... are you black and can't breath out your nose?
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But, the idea was floated that while he's in there he can do some cosmetic type work and make me look better. So, I said..."Why not?"
We need an emoticon where someone is in a baby chair and there's someone feeding that person a spoon with 'shit' on it.
-------------------- The best way to live is to be like water For water benefits all things and goes against none of them It provides for all people and even cleanses those places a man is loath to go In this way it is just like Tao ~Daodejing
Edited by Cracka_X (07/03/07 11:48 AM)
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hezzra
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Re: My cosmetic surgery odyssey [Re: Cracka_X]
#7124247 - 07/03/07 01:00 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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I wanna see befores. I can't really judge if you're a superficial bastard if i don't know how you look, now can i? regardless, good luck! Are you going to Tom's Rhinoplasty?
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OneMoreRobot3021
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Re: My cosmetic surgery odyssey [Re: hezzra]
#7125259 - 07/03/07 05:01 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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Bump for anyone that didn't seem to notice that RANDALFLAGG IS GETTING A NOSEJOB
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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RandalFlagg
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Prick. Here's my old nose:
I'm getting my tip refined and the angle of my olfactory organ reduced.
After it's done I'll look like this:
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next week: He goes in for a urinary tract infection, gets a penis extension, ball smoothing and anal bleaching.
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Cracka_X
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Re: My cosmetic surgery odyssey [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7125873 - 07/03/07 07:41 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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ahh, when you talk does your nose move along with your speaking?
I knew a girl and her nose looked like that and she couldn't stand it.
-------------------- The best way to live is to be like water For water benefits all things and goes against none of them It provides for all people and even cleanses those places a man is loath to go In this way it is just like Tao ~Daodejing
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Re: My cosmetic surgery odyssey [Re: Cracka_X]
#7125880 - 07/03/07 07:44 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: My cosmetic surgery odyssey [Re: Cracka_X]
#7125883 - 07/03/07 07:44 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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Best of luck-- I'm not going to bust your balls over it-- 99% of the time I'm against cosmetic surgery-- but you're reasoning seems good to me-- hope it comes out ok, and doesn't look like it is made of candle wax when it's done.
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Cracka_X
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Re: My cosmetic surgery odyssey [Re: coAsTal]
#7125929 - 07/03/07 08:00 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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nono without a doubt, get it done, those little things can be exaggerated in the future.
.. I mean, I see where this could be going.
i kid, i love you, this will probably be the last time anybody will be able to make fun of it.
-------------------- The best way to live is to be like water For water benefits all things and goes against none of them It provides for all people and even cleanses those places a man is loath to go In this way it is just like Tao ~Daodejing
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Re: My cosmetic surgery odyssey [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7125933 - 07/03/07 08:02 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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You gonna take shrooms before the operation!?
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Re: My cosmetic surgery odyssey [Re: JunkFood]
#7126189 - 07/03/07 08:59 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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robbyberto
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Re: My cosmetic surgery odyssey [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7126343 - 07/03/07 09:37 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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You look like Bear Grylls. RandalFlagg: Bear Grylls:
Edited by robbyberto (07/03/07 11:54 PM)
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Re: My cosmetic surgery odyssey [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7126378 - 07/03/07 09:47 PM (16 years, 8 months ago) |
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wtf does it mean to have you tip refined?
i'm not gonna lie, i've entertained the thought a bit myself. i'd like to shrink my shnoz a bit, but i don't think i'll ever actually do it.
hope all goes well for ya.
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