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Re: i really want to have some plastic surgery. [Re: DebuteMachine] * 3
    #19393323 - 01/09/14 11:38 AM (10 years, 22 days ago)

Find perfection in your flaws, many ancient cultures figured this out.


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Re: i really want to have some plastic surgery. [Re: beardedcrow] * 1
    #19393335 - 01/09/14 11:40 AM (10 years, 22 days ago)

There is three ways a really ugly guy can score a hot ass chick.

1. Money

2. Drugs

3. Kidnapping



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Re: i really want to have some plastic surgery. [Re: Magicman69]
    #19394292 - 01/09/14 03:42 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

:lol:


i got crystal really roweled up last night with this one.



"i would shoot myself if i looked remotely close to you"

are looks THAT serious? i feel bad for people who think this way, i REALLY do.


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Re: i really want to have some plastic surgery. [Re: lunarpiscean]
    #19394386 - 01/09/14 04:06 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

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lunarpiscean said:
:lol:


i got crystal really roweled up last night with this one.



"i would shoot myself if i looked remotely close to you"

are looks THAT serious? i feel bad for people who think this way, i REALLY do.




Internet gossip...

:lolsy:


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InvisibleDoctor Sponge
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Re: i really want to have some plastic surgery. [Re: Synthe]
    #19394419 - 01/09/14 04:14 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

I like big fake tits FTW


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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: i really want to have some plastic surgery. [Re: k00laid]
    #19394450 - 01/09/14 04:21 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

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k00laid said:
Quote:

Crystal G said:
No. The main reason your posts bothered me is because you were perpetrating lies and flaws about me that don't exist, such as my non-existent lazy eye..





protip: there is no "perfect human"

flaws are relative.

both of you are brainwashed.




A LAZY EYE IS A FUCKING MEDICAL CONDITION. Denying that you have a lazy eye makes you far from "perfect." YOU'RE brainwashed to think any of us is brainwashed.


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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: i really want to have some plastic surgery. [Re: lunarpiscean]
    #19394457 - 01/09/14 04:23 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

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lunarpiscean said:
:lol:


i got crystal really roweled up last night with this one.

"i would shoot myself if i looked remotely close to you"

are looks THAT serious? i feel bad for people who think this way, i REALLY do.




So what IS serious to you if it's not looks, clearly it's not intelligence or achievement or empathy or a decent personality, or anything else.

It seems absolutely nothing is important to you. You are a typical American--fat, uneducated, and lazy. GO YOU LOL


Edited by Crystal G (01/09/14 05:08 PM)


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Re: i really want to have some plastic surgery. [Re: Crystal G]
    #19394472 - 01/09/14 04:27 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

Crystal G said:
Quote:

lunarpiscean said:
:lol:


i got crystal really roweled up last night with this one.

"i would shoot myself if i looked remotely close to you"

are looks THAT serious? i feel bad for people who think this way, i REALLY do.




So what IS serious to you if it's not looks, clearly it's not intelligence or achievement or empathy or a decent personality, or anything else.

It seems absolutely nothing is important to you. You are a typical American--fat, uneducated, and dumb. GO YOU LOL




Aren't you an American? Aren't most of us?

:wowjustwow:


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Offlinelunarpiscean
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Re: i really want to have some plastic surgery. [Re: Synthe]
    #19394482 - 01/09/14 04:28 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

no, she's JAPANESE-AMERICAN

sorry i hit a sore spot crystal, did kids on the playground make fun of you for that eye?


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Re: i really want to have some plastic surgery. [Re: lunarpiscean]
    #19394495 - 01/09/14 04:31 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

I have sisters that are half Japanese, and I must say for an asian, you are on the uglier side. Asian women can be extremely good looking but unfortunately you're not one of them. My sister's are very beautiful and it's not because they're my sisters. U just didnt get the gud genes


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Re: i really want to have some plastic surgery. [Re: lunarpiscean]
    #19394506 - 01/09/14 04:33 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

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lunarpiscean said:
I have sisters that are half Japanese, and I must say for an asian, you are on the uglier side. Asian women can be extremely good looking but unfortunately you're not one of them. My sister's are very beautiful and it's not because they're my sisters. U just didnt get the gud genes



:youseethisshit:
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You may choose only one


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Offlinelunarpiscean
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Re: i really want to have some plastic surgery. [Re: Synthe]
    #19394527 - 01/09/14 04:39 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

:lol:


i was kidding with that one

done posting on this before i get banned!

:rules:


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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: i really want to have some plastic surgery. [Re: lunarpiscean]
    #19394528 - 01/09/14 04:39 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

lunarpiscean said:
I have sisters that are half Japanese, and I must say for an asian, you are on the uglier side. Asian women can be extremely good looking but unfortunately you're not one of them. My sister's are very beautiful and it's not because they're my sisters. U just didnt get the gud genes




That is because they are mixed, not full blooded. Everybody knows mixed races are much better looking than purebreds. Type in "asians without makeup" in the search engine.

Keep being ignorant and politics and science and making the rest of the nation look like blithering idiots. Even if I'm not attractive, I am still infinitely more intelligent and have more talents than you. You literally have nothing--you don't have looks, no intelligence, no talents, nothing.

Women like you, your only hope is to dream of getting married to some dumb military guy. :lolsy:..


Edited by Crystal G (01/10/14 03:02 AM)


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Re: i really want to have some plastic surgery. [Re: lunarpiscean]
    #19394539 - 01/09/14 04:41 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

hey, at least i don't shoot up

:lolsy:


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Re: i really want to have some plastic surgery. [Re: Synthe]
    #19394550 - 01/09/14 04:43 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

There's only one shroomy way to settle this.
Who would win in a fight?
You may choose only one


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Re: i really want to have some plastic surgery. [Re: Synthe]
    #19394556 - 01/09/14 04:45 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

:lol:


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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: i really want to have some plastic surgery. [Re: Synthe]
    #19394568 - 01/09/14 04:47 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

Synthe said:
There's only one shroomy way to settle this.




Hmm lets think about this, a bodybuilder or an obese and out of shape, never exercised in her life, roly poly.

This ones a no-brainer.


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Re: i really want to have some plastic surgery. [Re: Crystal G]
    #19394576 - 01/09/14 04:49 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

Crystal G said:
Quote:

Synthe said:
There's only one shroomy way to settle this.




Hmm lets think about this, a bodybuilder or an obese and out of shape, never exercised in her life, roly poly.

This ones a no-brainer.



Careful, we're assuming this fight is occurring in the center of a Roman Colosseum, if she gets a lucky charge in she might be able to sit on you.


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Re: i really want to have some plastic surgery. [Re: Crystal G]
    #19394582 - 01/09/14 04:50 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

I'd take the clean one with no stds


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Re: i really want to have some plastic surgery. [Re: theRAPeutic]
    #19394625 - 01/09/14 05:00 PM (10 years, 21 days ago)

I didnt read much of op but looks are minor. I just read a great story of a burn victim marrying his hot nurse because he didn't let shit bring him down.:dealwithit:


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