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Rewindicus
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Floridian gets 1st penis ensmallment surgery.....for real.

#21270920 - 02/13/15 11:47 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I mean I get it. But. Whoa. Also there is a picture but it's in a medical fashion. It's not porn. But interesting in a frankenpenis kinda way.

http://newsfeed.gawker.com/teen-with-insane-dick-gets-alleged-worlds-first-penis-r-1685737507

thoughts?

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Re: Floridian gets 1st penis ensmallment surgery.....for real.

[Re: Rewindicus]
#21270930 - 02/13/15 11:50 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]

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Re: Floridian gets 1st penis ensmallment surgery.....for real.

[Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
#21270939 - 02/13/15 11:51 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

that dude's dick looks fucked up

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Re: Floridian gets 1st penis ensmallment surgery.....for real.

[Re: Sheekle]
#21270950 - 02/13/15 11:53 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

:puke:

btw hi sheekle you are famous.

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#21270955 - 02/13/15 11:55 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

hi dubz

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Re: Floridian gets 1st penis ensmallment surgery.....for real.

[Re: Sheekle]
#21270963 - 02/13/15 11:57 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

He could use that thing as a baseball bat.

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#21270964 - 02/13/15 11:57 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

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[Re: Rewindicus]
#21270965 - 02/13/15 11:57 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Article says his dick turned into a football after "several bouts of priapism". I wonder what would cause that, especially in a teenager. Hope his new dick works out for him.

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#21270971 - 02/13/15 11:58 PM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah not so much ensmallment as making it normal shape. That was weird looking dick.

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Re: Floridian gets 1st penis ensmallment surgery.....for real.

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#21270977 - 02/14/15 12:00 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

his dick looks like :casket:

:casket:

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Re: Floridian gets 1st penis ensmallment surgery.....for real.

[Re: Sheekle]
#21270992 - 02/14/15 12:02 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Sheekle said:

that dude's dick looks fucked up

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Re: Floridian gets 1st penis ensmallment surgery.....for real.

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#21271003 - 02/14/15 12:06 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

blackhawk said:

Needs to get laid. Has the worst blue balls I've ever seen.

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#21271122 - 02/14/15 12:40 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

lol not really penis reduction more like making penis look like a penis and not a baked potato surgery.

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#21271147 - 02/14/15 12:48 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I thought I saw the worlds scariest dick when I saw this video scrolling through facebook earlier today. Now I don't know what to think. What is up with my day today?

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[Re: LSDylan]
#21271184 - 02/14/15 01:01 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

LSDylan said:

I thought I saw the worlds scariest dick when I saw this video scrolling through facebook earlier today. Now I don't know what to think. What is up with my day today?

have you seen the mutant pig with the human face and the penis on it's head?

http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/557129/Pig-with-human-face-pictures-mutant-piglet-born-China

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Re: Floridian gets 1st penis ensmallment surgery.....for real.

[Re: Prisoner#1]
#21271311 - 02/14/15 01:35 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Prisoner#1 said:

LSDylan said:

I thought I saw the worlds scariest dick when I saw this video scrolling through facebook earlier today. Now I don't know what to think. What is up with my day today?

have you seen the mutant pig with the human face and the penis on it's head?

http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/557129/Pig-with-human-face-pictures-mutant-piglet-born-China

What the fuck... Someone was fucking their pig.

I have seen more weird shit on the internet today than I need to meet my quota of ridiculousness for a year.

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Rewindicus
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Re: Floridian gets 1st penis ensmallment surgery.....for real.

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#21271338 - 02/14/15 01:43 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

Prisoner#1 said:

LSDylan said:

I thought I saw the worlds scariest dick when I saw this video scrolling through facebook earlier today. Now I don't know what to think. What is up with my day today?

have you seen the mutant pig with the human face and the penis on it's head?

http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/557129/Pig-with-human-face-pictures-mutant-piglet-born-China

some rich old Asian dude is gonna pay top dollar for that head dick grind it up into a powder and eat it because he thinks it will make his dick hard.

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[Re: Rewindicus]
#21271966 - 02/14/15 08:38 AM (11 years, 8 months ago)

I wouldn't call that a "human" face. Looks more like a Quattle to me.

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