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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Crystal G]
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i could really go for a pb and j sandwhich...oh and did she say why she peed on you?


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Crystal G]
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Thats some crazy shit. You've got a very interesting job. :thumbup: However you should probably be careful who you try dominating while not on the job or if they're not asking you specifically to do that. That could be pretty dangerous for you. I don't know too many people who would take kindly to somebody trying to put a vice around their balls. :lol:


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m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Crystal G]
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:grin:

well, if you're ever in socal you should hit me up. i'm about an hour north of LA. :wink:

hahaha! fuck, you rock.


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Crystal G]
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:shitstorm:  ...what


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The best way to live
is to be like water
For water benefits all things
and goes against none of them
It provides for all people
and even cleanses those places
a man is loath to go
In this way it is just like Tao        ~Daodejing

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Crystal G]
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Crystal G said:
moon_glue said:
hey cystal g, arnt you that chick with mangellans desease?



I actually have never claimed to have morgellon's disease, though I posted several references to its articles when it was under study on the Lycaeum forums.

I have however, had blue fibers crawling out of my skin at one point when I was doing a lot of drugs. I showed them to the nurses when I was in the clinic, and THEY were the ones that suggested that I may have had this new morgellon's. I never thought it was morgellon's, I was the one that actually thought it was a fungus--because fungi are visible and grow in the body's natural flora, so to call it bacteria or parasites are absurd. Sure enough I got tested, and it turned out I actually was suffering from a fungal infection of the scalp and the mouth.



thats fucking gross  :projectile:


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: chemiKalz]
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next time a fat chick to bone me im gona say that i do heroin


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"You all are just  puppets... You have no heart...and cannot feel any pain...""
you may think thats pain you feel but you must have a heart to feel true pain and that pain wont be yours

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: chemiKalz]
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ahaha, your sig with WE'RE GONNA FREE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU is awesome!


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The best way to live
is to be like water
For water benefits all things
and goes against none of them
It provides for all people
and even cleanses those places
a man is loath to go
In this way it is just like Tao        ~Daodejing

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
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Acidic_Sloth said:
:grin:

well, if you're ever in socal you should hit me up. i'm about an hour north of LA. :wink:

hahaha! fuck, you rock.



oh, ventura county? ive been there... i used to live in long beach, and will be in laguna beach for about a month in august-september before i move to vegas for school. haha, im so down to hang.

mattzdope said:
Thats some crazy shit. You've got a very interesting job. :thumbup: However you should probably be careful who you try dominating while not on the job or if they're not asking you specifically to do that. That could be pretty dangerous for you. I don't know too many people who would take kindly to somebody trying to put a vice around their balls. :lol:



believe it or not, in my personal life i just prefer regular sex. maybe its because i have to do all this crazy shit for my work, i would just like something normal to come home to haha. sometimes i like a 3rd party to be involved too (especially 2 bi guys, yum!) but that's usually when I'm on GHB lmao. the only time I would CBT somebody when im not on the job is if it was an act of revenge. :evil:

chemiKalz said:
thats fucking gross  :projectile:



if youre referring to the fungal infection thing, it's really not. fungus lives in our own natural body's flora, everybody has it... but when your body's pH becomes out of balance from too much alcohol/drug consumption, that's when infections happen.

Edited by Crystal G (06/28/07 11:59 PM)

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Crystal G]
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I demand to see the pics that come of this. :whacker:

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Crystal G]
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yeah, ventura county. actually, ventura itself.

^_^


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
--
JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.


:heart: :todcasil: :heart:

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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:yesnod:


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i finally got around to making a sig
revel in its glory and quake in fear at its might
grar.

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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crystal your one crazy ass bitch


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"You all are just  puppets... You have no heart...and cannot feel any pain...""
you may think thats pain you feel but you must have a heart to feel true pain and that pain wont be yours

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: thedudenj]
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I can't believe this thread has spawned so many responses. :lol:


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Mushmonkey]
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:nonono:


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.


:heart: :todcasil: :heart:

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
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:sad:


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i finally got around to making a sig
revel in its glory and quake in fear at its might
grar.

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: gluke bastid]
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gluke bastid said:
RandalFlagg said:
Fat chicks need love too.  :shrug:



That's the spirit


But they have to pay :lol:


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: VoidOfsPg]
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VoidOfsPg said:
I demand to see the pics that come of this. :whacker:



lol. okay man... if thats what you reeeeeeeeally want hahaha
WORK WARNING:
http://store3.intermarkproductions.com/accounts3/6948/clip_images/xcbt_k_2_v1.jpg
http://fapomatic.com/0647/xcbt_caatmast.jpg
http://fapomatic.com/0652/xcbt_goodoldbb.jpg

i think thats all the CBT i got in my fapomatic folder =/

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Crystal G]
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Wow this is the funniest thread I've read in a long time.


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*Everything I Post Is Fictional*

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Crystal G]
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:drool2:


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
--
JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.


:heart: :todcasil: :heart:

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Crystal G]
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dear sweet jesus.. those poor testes. i'm in pain merely looking at that. it sends unpleasant chills down my spine. buncha crazy motherfuckers


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